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madelezabeth: Things you can get Noiz to be mature about: Going to Germany and running a multi-million $$ business, turning his life around, and picking Aoba up to be his gay bride, living happily ever after. Things you can’t get Noiz to be mature
ticktocktribute: Pick up line: I can store oxygen in my lungs, share with me
weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
viscen-vas-arlesburgh: just-shower-thoughts: You could type out the full wording of every number from 0 to 999 without realizing your “a” key is broken. And you can go up to 999999999 before learning your “b” key is broken And you can go up
uncaughtcriminal: gender-fucking: does anyone else have a ton of trouble placing people, especially kids, ages? Like, if I see a kid, i can guess there age to be between 4 and 10 and that’s as close as I can get. And don’t even get me started on
caring-fallen-angel: youkaineko: If Sam Winchester can get out of bed every tuesday in Mystery Spot, then i can get out of bed for school. That is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
usbdongle:golbatsforequality:Equality Golbat: “When you donate hair to Locks of Love, there is an 80% chance it will wind up in the garbage.”I can get similar odds by literally throwing my hair at a garbage can.Statistically, a charity that uses less
jewishsquats:repeat after me: i can and i will. i may not get there right away. i may fail multiple or even hundreds of times. but i am going to pick myself back up and eventually get to the point i want to be at in my life.
findingxmyself: sixpenceee: Farthest you can get from civilization: Tristan da Cunha, South Atlantic Tristan da Cunha is about the farthest you can get from civilization without actually leaving the planet. This archipelago at the bottom of the
madam-mahogany: jrdanse2: Can I wake you up like this??? YES!!! You most definitely can wake me up like that — every chance you get!!
purrelise: purrelise: aairachnid: I wonder if TFP Megs calls his spike “The Rising Darkness” I wonder if TFA Megs yells “Transform and rise up!!” when he gets a robo boner If G1 Megs can’t get it up, Starscream yells “MEGATRON HAS FALLEN”
cameoamalthea: endoshima: where can i sign up Why do I get the feeling a guy wrote this “difficult” decision. Yes, I’m a cis woman and very much identify as female, but can’t say being a guy would be terrible. Guys get a lot of advantages.
rapedolls: dirtykarissa: Feeling very hungry for sweet pussy this morning! I can’t wait for Lauren to get up so that I can have some lezzie breakfast! Yes, yes, I love getting my big Italian whore nose in Lauren’s heat! I’ve said it before and
I’m really not sure I can do this anymore. If we don’t come up with at least 90% of our rent for the next 2 months, and all of it after that, we literally lose everything and are out on the streets because we have no way to get the six hours down
thetrueflagpole: Just **1** more will get my entire 100+ sex, masturbation, foot fetish and newest asshole vids for ฟ! If this post is still up you can still get the deal :). My asshole can be seen throughout my entire asshole mastubation video. The
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ramoftheeast: I’m done with the internet but just in case you needed a video of people getting beat up to the beat of a song that everyone loves to hate (p.s. it doesn’t get really good until about 0:55) omfg what is my life xD
flr-caged-n-collared: xtinaqc: want me to be your “keyholder”? for real, for serious, can’t-get-it-up can’t-get-it-out chastity? then stop offering to mail me your key and let ME mail you your lock. :) apply for REAL CHASTITY here… flr-caged-n-collared
lovemysis-88–2: working with my sister is awesome, becouse we have to get up at the same time, and we have the same time for doing everything.. thats why we started to get up half hour before, so we can shower together..
ilovecheatingsluts: That awkward moment when I can’t get it up with my date because she tells me she’s only been with 3 guys and isn’t interested in anyone else. Once you get a taste of Tumblr HotWife, you’ll end up deleting those vanilla dating
majestic-peanut: Me in my head:Get up bitch! GET 👏 UP! 👏 You haven’t eaten a thing! Its been 12 hours! You can’t live like this! Also me:
b3hold-a-lady:dion-thesocialist:world-through-blinds: dion-thesocialist: *preacher voice* When jesus pops up on your tinder, will you swipe right? YES. Get RIGHT with God! Get RIGHT with God, or get LEFT behind! You tryna get a man, but can I get
lovewhenyoutalkdirty: God damn your girl can fuck! Couple minutes ago she thought she couldn’t fit my big ol cock up the butt and now she can’t get enough! Watch her push those hips back! Get it, girl! Push that pipe just as deep as you want. I got
kenjibound: sexualrival: Pela pins Abel and starts to put him away. – Want to see more? I don’t have a patreon but you can still get in on the action by going here. Batch 2 is up now - you can get access to both if you ask nicely! :P Pussy pinned
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23
farmermaya: Stardew Valley: Townsfolk Favorites I decided to make these little graphics for people who may be playing on the switch and can’t get the guidebook or who may not have WiFi to look it up. Now you can just save these and pull them up whenever
duckdotcom:cumpster-diving:duckdotcom:people have mad respect for farmers who get up early every morning to collect eggs from the chickens but nobody ever talks about me, the guy who has to get up even earlier to put eggs in the chickens so they can lay
idten-t: solfirafira: omololazuli:memeuplift: evansabove1981:memeuplift:Hey! Chin up! You are doing Great! For anyone who needs to hear it Louder for the people in the back CHIN UP! YOU CAN DO IT! YOU’RE DOING GREAT! :) YOU’VE GOT THIS !!
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
dragonette-baggenette: fyraine: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND
catchaglimpseofalleble: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU
ellenann1616: stace0550: Another older but FANTASTIC one from ellenann1616 for her man I make them for you but I don’t always watch them, I can really get going can’t I stace0550 ! Well now you know just how worked up I get when I am thinking
rainbowcranes: Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.” On July
onthekneesnow: Get as relaxed as you can, enjoying looking up at your stiff cock while she strokes it. She position your cock over your mouth as close as she can, and as you feel you are about to cum, open up and let it drop right into your throat. It
when you become accustomed to staying out for like 48 hours straight and not getting even a little sleep and can fully function the entire time is something i shouldnt be proud of but kinda am like i used to never be able to stay up all night i like my
This is my first night sleeping without you and it doesn’t feel right, I can’t stop thinking about you but at least I’ll get to see you soon and that makes up for everything
thefucktoys: That’s a good girl. Lick all the cum off her ass and then you can get my cock in your mouth while she fucks your tight little whore ass with the anal dildo. Can’t get a cock treat without giving up your ass.
spookybleerios: no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers
flygoing: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
If I let you in, you’d just want out. If I tell you the truth, you’d vie for a lie. If I spilt my guts, it would make a mess we can’t clean up. If you follow me, you will only get lost. If you try to get closer, we’ll only lose
I’m an early riser…but sometimes getting up in the morning can be tough! My #MateFit tea helps to get me up, energized and out the door! Thanks @MateFitMe! #MateFitMe by denisemilaniofficial
openyoureyesandlooknorthh: Now I’m very confused because all I’ve been hearing is tramadol is very weak, it sucks, doesn’t help with pain and you can’t get high. But some have said you can get fucked up on it and it’s awesome.. Hhm
zippo077: “Any luck in getting loose?”“No - the ropes are really tight and I can’t reach the knots…You?”‘No - she tied us up really good - I can’t get out either…wait..here she comes!”“I warned you two to stay quiet…looks like
