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the-cosmic-five-year-old: lumos5001: afixwithsontarans: me escaping from my problems and responsibilities Now you can procrastinate throughout time and space you can literally procrastinate forever and still come back in time to get it done
edwardspoonhands: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM yup
googlevideos: sex is a lot like a hot bath once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in i’ve never had sex
goredviscera: I’m a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can’t eat too many because then you get Gummi tummy, and that’s no good. I can’t believe I’m saying this.
queenbroslob: bryanthephotogeek: iwasneverasweetheart: cubbiemcprude: Time to get healthy. Damn I actually like a couple of these, and I can see some of you liking specific ones as well. these look like something good to switch it up with
jensackles-blog: “I’m a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can’t eat too many because then you get Gummi tummy, and that’s no good. I can’t believe I’m saying this.”
edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
mygoldengeist: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
stupidstagram: a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body.
glowcloud: i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men
pixiecasey: glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster: stay hydrated be elusive avoid a harsh flash try to get plenty of exercise play hard to get be aware of lighting elongate the neck eat plenty of fish grow old
agentcarolinainthemorning: littlebluecaboose: world-cat: Here is the video, and it’s wonderful. It’s 2014 and a person can get drunk and almost get stabbed by a household robot. I love the future. I love that this has escaped the rooster teeth
moose-shampoo: It’s the year 2034. Your child has just discovered the beautiful music of Elvis Presley. “Have you ever heard ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love’?” your child asks you. You get a distant look in your eyes. “I can dig Elvis,” you
thewookiee2: jesusfreakinglucifer: carolingponds: frankietastic: juilan: I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups are you satan are you god
padaleckisdaily: ‘I get a picture — our wives were hanging out, so were our children — they have one of those double strollers so they can push around both Tom and Shep and I get a picture of the double stroller and it’s Tom and my daughter
whiskyandoldspice: sam staring at that phone with absolutely no idea what to say he can’t ask dean to come get him and help him because he doesn’t think the demon really cares about helping him but he can’t warn dean to stay away because he knows
grandpadean: i get why people enjoy aus and i often do too, but man, almost nothing can come close to my attachment to dean and cas in canon. nothing can replicate the emotional stakes of hey, one of your otp pulled the other one out of hell and left
hersheywrites: howthotfull: kawaiibasedgod: When you’re getting robbed, but you can low key sing #911 Vines are getting outta hand. Bruh. I’m cryinggggggggg.
lowerclass-uppercase: childservices: I love when I wake up with new rights Now i can get married in every state: solid, liquid, gas, and, most surprisingly, texas
stargyaal: imsoshive: Who been on Tumblr long enough to remember when you couldn’t reblog asks? People used to send a follow up ask like “can you make this rebloggable?” Then we get the “rebloggable by request” screenshot. #nostalgia :)
littlehobbit13:I forgive you. For all of it. Everything. On the other side of this, we can start over, okay? You, me, Sam. We can get it right this time.
vyxon7: A while ago I woke up to that beautiful sky and it made the rest of my day better and I just wanted to channel it to these cowboy dorks that deserves all the happiness they can get
bluestar86: So whose been getting Dean the adorable novelty clothing?(x)Because my money is on Cas. If this doofus can go to the “Hot Topical” to pick up an ugly cat cuddly toy for an 18 year old he would DEFINITELY see these novelty socks/PJs
sokkas-therapist:✨Zukka headcanon!✨Sokka, no matter how hard he tries, can not stop himself from laughing when someone gets hurt. Not hurt hurt, just things like walking into a wall, tripping over something, hitting your head when coming up from under
ryansaddiction: He likes to send me pictures like this. He can’t get enough rough pounding. Ass up in the air just begging for a wet raw cock to fill him up
mammogramsfromlevi: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
Didn’t get to draw today because of weird medication energy drain, so going to be early and see if I can get up in the morning to draw.Things I want to work on:Baymax and Hiro buttonOverwatch fanartThe villain mech printThe MTMTE medics printAn
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couplesyrwestsrq: Like I said, can’t get enough of anything sexy! Love getting men off! Especially in front of my husband. I always make sure when they start to cum I keep my handspeed up all the way through their orgasm so it stays intense and I apply
perryjm:lopajus: quietone1002000:wisottertail: hungblkmaster76:Oh how I love the moans and cries of a whiteboi in heat.Yeah, turn up the volume on this one. The cracker can’t get enough BLACK DICK up his fuckhole! God, I need use like this so bad.
I can’t wait for the day Daddy can pick me up. He’s so strong and tough, I just need to get teenier and cuter first.
tgurlswirl: stacydonovan11: The Poster Child for why you should encourage your 18 year old to get pregnant. so cute! i want to be pregnant more than just about anything, but it’s probably good that gurls like me can’t get knocked up. i so would
zenjononline: “The main hang up in the world today is hypocrisy and insecurity. If people can’t face up to the fact of other people being naked or smoking pot, or whatever they want to do, then we’re never going to get anywhere. People have got
I’m supposed to get up early to go to the bank to get a new debit card (hopefully)… But I can’t sleep ;n;
swrredhead: That’s it baby, that’s it, wrap you lips around my big beautiful strapon cock. Yes, suck it. So fucking big, isn’t it, you can barely get your mouth around this monster. Here, get down on it deeper and look up at me, Yes, it is
rapedolls: dirtykarissa: Feeling very hungry for sweet pussy this morning! I can’t wait for Lauren to get up so that I can have some lezzie breakfast! Now, that’s a mouth full! Mmm, I want a taste
tricias-captions: Marion always makes me put up my hair before I go down on her. I wish she’d pull it instead, but I can’t get everything. At least I get to taste her sweet quim.
littlesisterwish: I told my little sister that she can’t get pregnant as long as it wasn’t all the way inside and next to her cervix. She’ll eventually get knocked up from my sperm and find out I was lying but I think tricking her is so hot I don’t
Are you failing? Grades hard to get? Can’t get that promotion you need? Buck up and stop whining.
rapemeinmysleep: erotic-fetish-stories: Naive teens are just so easy‘So when I hold my legs up like this and at least 3 loads are deposited inside my pussy I won’t get pregnant?’“Exactly, It can’t get into your womb this and so It’s very
magikpelvis: I just reached 12,000 followers so I figured I’d show off me taking a shower 😉 thank you all for the awesome compliments and for supporting me in everything I do! Hopefully we can keep going up and our little family can just get larger
I wish I had the time and patience to scroll up to the beginning our texts. When I was getting to know you and you were getting to know me. Those were some of my happiest moments.
chubbygifsndincest: Good morning honey, I have to get to work on time, mommy can shower if you get up early before dad
kdramastuff: I told you… not to show up in front of me ever again. But why on earth do you keep on showing up like this?
Nick and I agreed to start saving up for a vacation after this trip to Kentucky, and after we get some more furniture. One of my friends on Facebook has just gone to Puerto Rico and seemed to really enjoy it and my husband agreed that we can go if we
When nick gets up im going to talk to him about taking the cat to the vet, see what advice the vet can give. Last time, all I got from the vet was “cats will be cats” but this behavior isn’t normal and I can’t fucking stand it
Y’all have no idea how excited(and anxious) I am to get my Van Gogh tattoo :D It’ll have a twist, so it’s not just Van Gogh. I can’t wait to see what my artist comes up with. Even though I had the tattoo idea less than a week ago I’ve never
fromonesurvivortoanother: it’s bullshit that someone can do fucked up things and mess you up for years and years, and then they get to go and have a perfectly normal, wonderful life and not have to deal with any of the consequences of what they’ve
lattefoam: funkytrashcan: lattefoam: fall is the perfect time to date someone imo… like it’s chilly so you can both get bundled up and go for coffee dates and walk through parks and take cute fall photos and come home and get all snuggly under
kidjune: I go to sleep it sucks, I wake up it sucks, I worry about it it sucks, I can’t stop thinking about it it sucks, I can’t get out of bed help. #bestbudswithmybed #feelingsuperblahforever #pronetoanxiety .*sigh itll be alright* *hugs* we
julianoreki: will never get over how amazing this make-up work is, can I get an amen?!
ineptbox: Darkrai giveaway I have 9 cards to give away. Today was the last day to get them but the codes are good until August 31st. Rules: • Likes and reblogs each count as an entry. You can reblog it up to 5 times (and no you can’t win multiple
cuckstarter: wifeloaner7: You know I don’t. Now let me fuck your cum filled pussy. Second is good……..or third……or fourth……or fifth…..How about we take turns on you until we can’t get it up? The last one in you gets to cuddle for
happy-go-cucky: “I know these guys who can get us weed, I can go pick up some?”
tapthatguy-x-version: “Hurry up! Before the janitor gets here. I can’t get busted again.”
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