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testingoutmylove: Take the time to follow me and get to know me. Nice ass can I get up in there
Mmmmm..classic dripping pussy picture!  Made all the more horny with the stocking and sussies get up (I’m old school so that shit really appeals!).  You can tell she’s been having a play because look at how engorged her outer labia is - so puffy
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I slipped… I can’t seem to get up. A little help? (⌒.~)*~Fow-chan ♥
I can’t get enough of this girl
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Don’t wanna get up. Nope. And you can’t make me nyah.
86timewarp: fatalfabian: justlolalldaylong: fullcollapse: I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports i would play the shit out of this the guy on the floor trying to get up I’m sure we can resolve all world
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
esgaroths: bored. Can I get a Prince John hovering over him please? Cuz Sleeping Beauty just woke up.
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hom2: uh can we get a bb cream that actually works and doesn’t make me look ashy can we do that
goongirlhumiliation: onania-wankbank: Anonymous Female Masturbator2/22/17 12:55 AMSo are you? I can’t get up. I’ve been checking my vagina. I know I need to delete my phone never you getup. I can’t get ahold unless I can delete this. I did pull
Sooo i fell asleep and had a cliché dream about waking up and going to the bathroom only to wake mins later, embarrassingly noticing I may have let my guard down and ended up getting my pjs a lil wet …And maybe a small patch on my bed also..
nsfwparadise8: I’m gonna start making omo imagines. Here’s my first one:Person A falls asleep watching tv and wakes up in the morning with a very full bladder. They make it to the bathroom, but they can’t get their belt off in time and they have
kumacrafts: codenamesailorb: SAILOR MOON CRYSTAL FREE AND LEGAL SIMULCAST STREAMING BEGINNING JULY 5 AT 6AM EST VIA HULU/NEON ALLEY, CRUNCHYROLL, AND NICONICO. (You can watch anytime after its premier as well - though it gets weird with Niconico.)
The act of getting up for work: cruel and unusual punishment Getting up at all, before my body is ready: ^
foxy-fetish: I’ve been so ridiculous horny the last few days. I just want somebody to come fuck me until I can’t get up, lol
morganalefays:no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me
theofficialbadboyzclub: This that good beat it up pose position. You know when they can’t get up because that ass tingling still so they just lay there and go to sleep
randall-park:All this ass up in my jeans, you can’t get up in between.CHLÖE • HAVE MERCY
fuelforbody: I think you are nearly immobile. A bit more in that stomach, and you can’t get up. Just then wait a few weeks. Then you can never get up, and then the real feeding will happen.
1anonyymous1:“Can’t sleep at night, can’t get up in the morning.”
Some mornings I swear there is a magnetic attraction between my body and my bed. If I lift even one limb it gets pulled right back down.
m1nnie-m0u5e: perrythepl4typus: or4nge-c0unty: wreckl-ss: icyst4r: 0hbribri: -unfamous: help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up unf heyyy you live in my state WHAT STATE WHERE CAN I FIND HIM OH MY GOD WHO IS HE WHERE DOES HE LIVE OMFG clearly
Writing porn AKA “How unsexy can I get this with people still wanting to read this?”
madararisa: you better wake up. Nyeeeh I fell in that Otp and I can’t get up. Beautiful!♥♥♥
shnoopuff replied to your post “Parents: Hun, I think you might be obsessed with Pokemon Me:”are you lying on the floor again? haha HELP SHE’S FALLEN AND SHE CAN’T GET UPHELP I’VE FALLEN AND CAN’T GET UP
hobomechanist: Alright, I’ve modded everyone in Stardew Valley to be furries. If that doesn’t get me into this game, nothing will. Update: I’ve sunk 10 hours into it and Im trying to fuck the doctor.Who is now a goat.
burgrs: i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen
prisonhannibal:making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same
*see spider on the door preventing me from leaving the room. I don’t want to kill it so I decide to capture it in a cup and take it outside. I figure I’ll place the cup over it and once I see its in there I can quickly pull up the cup and
artemispanthar: Auugh, I can’t sleep and I need to get up early and I’m so tired but I can’t sleep and just auugh I’m still awake :( this sucks
All I can think of rn is wanting to blow that cute guy at work then pass out cuddling with him. He’s cute like Clemont. Asffhj boys in glasses. Gdi now I’m thinking of him dressed in Clemonts jumpsuit and I can’t get up send help.
whimsytay:Must get up. Can’t get up
sex-in-the-family: “bro I can’t get up to the top bunk, help me get up there, you can stay in the top bunk with me if you want, I know how much you hate the bottom”
WATCH A CUDDLY BULLDOG PUPPY TRY ITS DARNDEST TO GET UP “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” aww this video put a big smile on my face!! its so kelso & rollie!
capriciousgentleman: I cant finish this, but I had to get this out of my head I really like Morphine Sly Blue’s Design
my legs are shaking so bad i can’t get up to get a glass of water wtf
pharah is great on ilios u can’t fuck up with a pharah on ilios except u fucking can bc this pharah was our only fucking dps but they were a fucking scaredy peace of shit that wouldn’t get on the goddamn point
xorestesfastingx: chae-min: “Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]” All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.“God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.”
ohhtheocean: #THE WAY HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND LIKE HE MISSED ANOTHER 70 YEARS OF HIS LIFE Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
southerngamerguy: techinsider: 7 mind-blowing comparisons that put huge numbers into perspective can I get Warren Buffet to buy me his equivalent of a can of Sprite? Cause I can’t even buy a can of Sprite right now.
jennytrout: askgeorgebush: smilingemoticon: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside(Save me) I’m so glad I went through my tumblr from page one. I haven’t seen this in a thousand years, and I’ll never get tired
backyardgarage: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!! can someone please help the girl up?!
Going to bed early so we can get up early and beat the other suckers to the Humane Society and possibly pick out a kitten :D
izhunny:kaedien: boot up, Bitch That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.
matturday: valiantchild: gatiss: gatiss: help i’ve doctor/rose and i can’t get up help i still can’t get up i’ve been down here for months *years *5 of my regenerations
Nina looked up at Mr. Crude and said, “I can’t get up.”“Need a hand?” he asked.“No, I mean I’d better not get up,” she replied.“Why is that?”“I was thinking about you and what we did when I earned my ‘A’ in your class, and
senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
abandof5seconds: Heroine my sweetest sin I can’t seem to get enough Pull me under, wake me up Feel the rush Morphine, lover make me numb Make it so I can’t get up Paper thin ‘til you sink in Could you be my heroine?- one of my favourite SWS songs
Can’t get enough deep inside me
can spider-man take pain?look, unless he’s shot lethally, sliced apart, totally crushed, or endures other over the top things that would kill a beast of a superhuman, he can pick himself up just fine. he’s always been mostly a loner, so he’s USED
![xorestesfastingx: chae-min: “Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]” All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.“God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/67a68125ccf7cd01078591031d0bd04b/tumblr_mkuapxFIX61ql2603o1_250.jpg)
