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stunningpicture: In Germany you can play pong with the person on the other side of traffic lights
flip-this-table: krastykrub: i can smell the fedora that wrote this Fixed.
biforce: nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
cempai: why want the d when you can have the p
heyfunniest: HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HER
legalwifi: I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR THIS
I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho HOLY FUCK holy fuck you can actually see how the
pure-strange-hysteria: I can help who’s next
710642: well? can he????
drcerealmonster: radock: small obama chases a much larger version of himself I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
matthewsagan: This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
narutooth: neptunain: can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this covalent bonds
new-ace-on-the-block: diggly: iamnofallenstar: erikfuckinglensherr: dullaidan: what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and
bullied: isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
jaclcfrost: never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle there is a u in bouncy and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
sardoniyx: there’s not many people who can sneak up on me
eyebrowgod: *looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch
litastanley: pastel-princessxx: purpl3-v0dka: still—getting—there: ✿♡rosy/summer blog,i follow back♡✿ ❤ http://pastel-princessxx.tumblr.com/ ❤ you can talk to me ❤ Follow for more ;)
averyaveryavery: breakfastburritoe: obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA Literally though if we had a woman president this would be like Fox News first headline
gilderoythemouseprince: Can we talk about how in District 11 after Rue’s death, the entire district rioted. They burned and broke things. Everybody watching the movie loved it because they saw the unjust government for what it was. A little black girl
blondiepoison: Emma Stone and David Letterman can’t stop taking selfies on the Late Show with David Letterman (December 15, 2014)
vegeta-bles: vegeta-bles: When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole
perfumeandpancakes: ellen degeneres can host my funeral
drakefanclub: Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie
shota-pop: when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
beyoncebeytwice: can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
minishcap: can the science side of tumblr explain THIS
marioandluigl: 666clit: Can we pass the needles at Sarahs party? I’ll bring my goat
collegehumor: We Can Only Hope a DC vs. Marvel Movie Would Be This Epic This would cost บ billion, but it’d be worth it.
starryluminara: shrekfucker69: Can I have a source??? the mirror
grungeisde4d: this is really selfish but why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better
grudge: One of the most amazing bonds you can have with someone is when you’re so close with them all you have to do is sit in a room next to them and being satisfied by their presence is enough for both of you, you don’t have to do anything to impress
smilefor-medarling: **Edited and added, since now I can say it without crying.* My Dad committed suicide on January 13, 2013. He suffered from depression for 10 years, and I was lucky to have him around as long as I did. In his honor I got the last
oh-look-its-satan: some little girls aren’t little girls it just takes us a while to realize it. I came out to my family last year as transgender, and in doing so saved my life, if you can’t tell from the picture, 14 was a bad year for me. For every
noxaeternas-blog: the flow of time is always cruel… its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it.
get to know me meme: [4/5] favorite movies » She’s The Man “I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I’m a badass hunky dude!”
neondiick: doctoraesthetics: yungjoehenno: adampacmanjones: The booty drum That’s me i can be guilty for this I’d seriously love this if someone did this to me
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
marauders4evr: Whether you hate the new Spongebob episodes or not, I think everyone can agree that the show will never top this moment.
spacecampgirlfriend: acynicalunicorn: phosphorescent-naidheachd: All of these women are Jewish. Let’s not erase that. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF THEY’RE JEWISH OR HISPANIC OR WHITE OR BLACK OR ASIAN OR MUSLIM OR HINDU, WHY CAN’T WE JUST APPRECIATE
kuush-queen: bonofosho: baked-mind: bluntrollerandsmoker: Ginger Bread Blunt can I eat it ‘NOT MY BUTTONS!! NOT MY HASH OIL BUTTONS!!!’ That comment 👆👌
edgarallanwhoaa: caliphorniaqueen: J cole listening to some of the citizens of Ferguson the fact that you can see exactly how he feels just by looking at his face…
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: therainbowgorilla: visambros: tiredestprincess: zamotdredhart: tiredestprincess: i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH Well people with vaginas have
Today I realized: the harder I try now, the sooner I'll see my goals. The more excuses I make, the longer it'll take to see results. So, go that extra mile, even when you don't think you can.
amytownsitchie: someone once said to me that the way you love someone can actually change their life. this has stuck with me.
ouyangdan: leggywillow: truezodiacfact: Moth pit My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds. you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
mamasam: This breaks my heart because you can see the exact moment that Lilo realizes how important she is to Nani. She has seen herself as the burden and responsibility (“You’d trade me for a rabbit”). She worries that she takes away the good
jenawithonen: can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed
slydig: why be rude when you can be nude
imsorryimovedtoaidanturnerspants: lego-l-ass: lightandlark: ameliadoesaninternet: veruca-assault: ms-kawesome: The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional. I have
frankocean: what, if allowed to live, we can grow up and become.
bamhbies: still can’t believe miley cyrus posted my edit on instagram
andrewlx: “how does pizza sound for dinner?” “can you call to order it?"
sexhaver: tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. nobody should ever be teaching tyler oakley how to pick locks, jesus christ can you imagine the chaos
moriarty: women’s arguments for being against feminism are so IRONIC theyre like i dont need feminism because i can vote, i feel safe, i get equal pay, i feel like an equal member of society glad youre fuckin comfortable, the only reason you’re in
uhmeliamay: Letting go of the toxic people in your life is both the hardest and most rewarding thing you can do for yourself.
funky-money: the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap