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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind: take-me-tom-hiddleston: ship-it-all-the-way: jadedfalling: sickledsnake: itsdorkgirl: ldrsociety: BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to
youreyestheyglow: ad0lf-hipster: advantages of being a boy: your boobs don’t get in the way no period your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week no childbirth penises are fun shirts always fit over your chest you can
bagmilk: *concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
foie: thecutestofthecute: My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. I am tearing up
bombing: rangedrelic: bombing: i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it *enchanted thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it
bunsen: when even google can’t help u find the answer to ur homework
jensenradalecki: when ur friend says u can have the rest of their food
frickin: i wanna be so close to someone that we can talk all night and never get tired
wisped: Finally a social issue I can get behind
canadumb: tumblr at 3am is like walmart at 3am u can do whatever you want and nobody gives a crap
calmility: the fastest word i can type is motherlode
virginityonhigh: can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
witchyroses: motivatedslacker: snoozingcat: that cat looks like it’s tryin really hard to curse someone “Yeah, I’m walking in your path, buddy. You see me? I’m walking. WATCH OUT.” I want a black cat bab but like… I can’t have
suicoone: why get thinner when you can get more dinner
zombieholmes: therealsteveharvey: i can’t believe christmas starts tomorrow not if you live in britain first we gotta light up some fireworks and burn shit because some guy tried to blow up parliament
bigrnac: lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
takethedamncash: This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that
i can never not reblog this. Have to. … Welcome to the priorities of the human race. Forever reblog. i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.
tfids: my mum yelled at me for waking her up but I can’t stop laughing at this send help
arrogantmistletoerag: Can we talk about how if Lily and James had survived they would totally be the hot parents of Harry’s year? Like, they’d go to pick him up from the platform and all of Harry’s mates would be like, That’s your mum? and Is
shslcutie: *sees good art* *gets excited* *thinks I can art* *tries to art* *cant art* *sobs*
buttermybutt: hotcarrots: blazedegg: bustedbussy: our first lady everyone i can’t believe this is real wtf is this I’m speechless
simonjadis: diabolicaldorothy: bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES DO YOU SEE
pictorben: I want a cigarette case so i can put candy cigarettes in it
absentions: girls who can run in heels should be feared
didyouknowwaltdisney: doyouwannabuildasnowman: invanity-wetrust: ticklesthesomething: geminihoneybee: olitwist: toluicacid: pink-nation-xoxo: disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope: Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
jesuschristofficial: I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go
sourcedumal: lady-yuna: 2srooky: mockingatlas: prismatic-bell: Can we just stop and talk about this for a minute? Thresh doesn’t make an alliance. Thresh doesn’t waste time liking her. Thresh knows that either he must kill her or she must kill
falterer: lesshi: cknd: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction. How high are you I think he has to smoke a lot of weed.
salingering: Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants
cora-hale: “I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
therailz: when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
kushandwizdom: I can relate to this..
penceyprepofficial: you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
oh-calamityyy: can we talk about this
ussromanov: those tumblr users that everyone else loves but you can’t stand
kaliforhnia: There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
meanplastic: “hey can you please…”
mockeryd: mynameisreece: realityisawhore: most amazing thing i’ve ever seen THIS IS THE FUCKING CUTEST I follow this woman’s tumblr and not only is her daughter cute as can be but she is talented. She made a dress out of bedsheets
misterjuantastic: i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”
lordoftheinternet: i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters or pay off people’s student loans for fun
stunningpicture: How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.
kanyes-wife: i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
microwavepizzaoven: microwavepizzaoven: if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out
powerburial: signedsincerelymegan: powerburial: just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before. or you could do the easy thing and
blackbarmitzvahs: Can you imagine the conversation though? Queen: I’m going Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks… Queen: I’m going I want cake Chief of Staff: Queen: Chief of Staff: Queen: I want cake
queerashellandstuff: queerashellandstuff: pros about being in lesbians with a girl can makeout in the girls bathroom girls are cute af wear each others’ clothes fantastic sex cons about being in lesbians with a girl ????? there aren’t any?? it
oregonfairy: To anyone with an eating disorder on Thanksgiving: I know it’s scary. Stay safe. You deserve to enjoy your dinner. Treat yourself kindly after you eat. You can do this, and I love you.
hennyjones: heavenlypost: can the united states just chill for one day Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
ggaga: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
anusvevo: 90sdefect: bishopmyles: supersmashedkev: clarknokent: canarylex: Bruhhhhhhhhh Both parents?! Yeah your life is over. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO When the laptop half closed like that you know it’s bad. I can just hear the moms saying “oh
dammit: how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it
mostrandomfaves: so… um… is it called the snake hips because you can see his “snake”
tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
the-rip-current: I’m pissed off. I’m pissed that amazing people are suicidal. I’m pissed that kids get cancer. I’m pissed that poor people can’t afford college. I’m pissed that soulmates don’t end up together. I’m pissed that people lie.
jaclcfrost: the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five
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bandana-lord: This picture deserves more than I can give it
dankmaiden: “ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)” “can u follow me back? :)”
malijuanastyles: malijuanastyles: I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
