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asensibledemi: thirstlou: remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing I can’t even explain how right this is
coolscar: *every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
dickburritos: add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation
titaniagigante: mimimariet: An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight! I CAN HEAR HER
jaclcfrost: some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
ohheyyyitsanal: fierocity: imyobabyy: lady-medic: In case anyone wanted to know what a lightening strike can do to the body- given that they survive. Woah I’ve reblogged this before but I didn’t know it was from a lightning strike. That’s insane.
teamrocketing: we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
fascinates: “if you like someone, just tell them!” is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
rodneykong: u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right
hellyeahyums: the-gingerdancer: sextronautt: how can lawyers argue without crying or swearing if i went into a courtroom i’d be all now you fucking listen here you little cumslut “he has been found guilty” "HA IN YOUR FUCKING
taggedrne: taggedrne: what can be smooth but also rough ;))))) endoplasmic reticulum follow for more cell facts
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
glowcloud: i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men
thenemeton: boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce.
perfect: Can’t promise that things won’t be broken, but I swear that I will never leave
lulz-time: Me when I walk with my mom somewhere are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell somehow I’m both
virginsacrificer: “do u want the rest of my food” “here u can have them”
themilesiwandered: bl-ossomed: 5ullen: dolliecrave: Basically the most important thing we can learn in life one of my all time faves fav I think this is my favourite quote
dreadful-secrets: o0brynn150o: miscouraged: reunified: recharges: can we just i’ve reblogged this like 4 times, i love it so much oh goodness. Love this This makes me cry
vnveiled: some days you can’t tell whether its six in the morning or six at night. some days you don’t give a shit. some days the light doesn’t leave the room. f uck this is beautiful
lmpossibleprincess: the only thing i can think of rn is how bad of luck i have with boys
skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice: Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ? This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It
bunnyhoodlum: *asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* “no christmas is coming”
iwantyoualive: why can’t band shirts just be free
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
islette: if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
bandwhorescorpionboy: Can this be on my coffin please?
neriede: Can I just…..????? Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.
680xsouth: basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
fingerblaster113: sighconic: cokeflow: I would suck a dick to be able to teleport i would suck a dick regardless of getting the ability to teleport Ironic because now I do suck dick and still can’t teleport.
sixpenceee: Five Night’s At Freddy’s is the new horror game everyone is talking about. Kid’s and parents alike come to the this new place for entertainment (like a Chuck E Cheese). At the night, it’s a completely different story. Can you survive
urbancatfitters: if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
thatfuckingcrowv2: orlandobloomers: instead of sending me nudes you can send me pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal pics of you smiling with ur mom pics of plants pics of ur dog pics of silly lookin bugs that u find send me the nudes
comedium: can’t wait for the new album :)
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison: uss-gallifrey: himaryua: dogmanbirdgirl: himaryua: himaryua: OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y can you guys please make my
dont-even-stress-it: you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for helpwhat am i doing in this movie the paycheck wasnt worth it i regret this decision greatly THATS SO FUNNY
dgriffith740: Fuck it all. I just want to live here. Listen to classical music and Write a novel. Make lots of money so I can spend the cold nights by the fire with my pup and a joint
second-breakfast: can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER
allthe23yearolds: so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period. that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times women are metal as fuck
in-cense: i-llusionss: houseofvogue: that-fucking-stoner: my-psychedelic-lover: savisintheclouds: I literally felt like I did not have a choice. ^ ^ Honestly scrolled past it, then went back and reblogged it. You can’t deny robin williams. ^
camom18: Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
lordofthejohnlock: my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
illkim: “Mom can we get McDonalds?” “Eat what’s in the fridge”
volcainist: slomps: People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with
710642: well? can he????
spookyscandal: can i make it any more obvious?
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
artemisfowlstolemysoul: Being a nice person is so fun Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when
ryanbeford: Me: I’m so ugly! 500 million other people: NONONO U ARE SO CUTE AND SWEET U ARENT UGLY DONT U EVER SAY THAT!!!! Me: wow I’m really beautiful! 500 other million people: WOW YOU’RE SO SELF CENTERED. CAN YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF????
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
scishow: defranco: QnA Stuffs, Nation! (X) OK, Phil…SciShow is here for you. Technically, we can’t see water either, unless we’re looking through a bunch of it. But your average glass of water, you aren’t seeing the water in there, you’re
shouldnt: My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.
jacobshutup: u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot
neatpotatoes: “i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!”
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
amyjpond: some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed
amoying: 824706: what an idiot where are its eyes. how does it see. is it why it is so happy all the time? because it can’t see the world?
fartgallery: hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
