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gwennovynne: when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme
whiteboyfriend: cookingchannel: Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. this is horrifying
extrasad: Can you even read this
armageddonnn: how i can be every single character on this show will never cease to amaze me.
pinkiepony: i-just-really-like-john-green: pinkiepony: I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER I regret middle school calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way. WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST
quiet-desperati0n: YOU CAN’T JUST SEXT A GIRL ONE DAY AND IGNORE HER THE NEXT
jesussbabymomma: PEOPLE THAT CAN BE ON TUMBLR “ALL DAY” AND STILL HAVE ALL A’S ARE THE REASON MY SELF-ESTEEM DOES A BACKFLIP INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL
zackisontumblr: what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
zaharr: inhuemane: freelovemovement: ayearofdeepcreek: I fall deeper in love with Magdalena Wosinska’s photographs every time I find one of Deep Creek. wow I need this new followers can self promo to 8k+ xx
smoothierox: apocalypse-aradia: lovelunalovegood: this movie is the scariest shit the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part
guy: yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
tacocore-: she’s so cute I can’t even
dggeoff: dggeoff: my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
sn00p4prez: if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself
aurinkotomaatteja: June 2013Tampere, FinlandI can’t explain how much I miss my life and infinite moments with beautiful people who make me feel good about myself. Nowadays I’m not even able to leave my house.
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uniquetwin: kravemychocolatekurves: thefavoritelove: lowkeywalker: thesoftghetto: thatlupa: People who smile with their whole face 😍 Oh my..<3 yo i fucked around and smiled back… what is that? She’s purely illuminating. If that can’t
tom-sits-like-a-whore: reasons to date me no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have
trappedbones: my anxiety gets 700% worse when someone says “can i talk to you”
coolscar: *every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
emmugh: I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
saepphire: The Earth’s clouds reflecting moonlight, creating a faint, reddish glow at a beach in northern France. Beyond the clouds lie cosmic dust and star clouds of the Milky Way. The constellation Sagittarius can be seen peaking above the
jaimesdimple: I'm only hoping as time goes, you can forget (x)
psychedelic-noodles: humpthe-moist-cavewall: My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD
playstation2chainz: “are you a good kisser” what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself
julianocasabranca: FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town
kushandwizdom: I can relate to this
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saint: can i unfollow my problems
ohdaesusie: this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
morphine-and-cigarettes: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
bunnyhoodlum: *asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* “no christmas is coming”
lovers-can-relate: unimportant: ”They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh but every time she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.” I love this movie so much this is a beautiful post
seedy: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH IT PHYSICALLY BURNS A HOLE IN YOUR BRAIN BUT YOU CAN’T GET THEM OUT OF UR HEAD
fake-mermaid: why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead
teacrafted: “You can’t eat all that!” fuckin watch me.
exactable: seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
the-self-love-blog: renton-gg: catcadaver: Relevant. same girl, same. Yes…own it, love it, bathe in it’s awesomeness, then they can never use it against you.
shady-god: "Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"
kaliforhnia: Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.
lilaceverglades: evilsoutherngentleman: theblogthatneversleeps: Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of. Holy shit it’s real. when the president of your country has to subtweet to get a message across, you know your
jaclcfrost: 18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word
raypuaza: can i stay at your place? no hobo
wearingly: I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
b-undt: Can I pretty please live here? 罪人 + 情人
gameofchrons: friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” me:
hohoholdthefuckupson: silenthill: *puts my bro’s dick in my hand* see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
