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eatsleepcrap: gingerhaze: Can I set my dress on fire now book katniss
nice-wig-janis: you can either watch a whole tv series in a day or die trying
artrich: which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe
unprintable: How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
doglets: This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
aaronkirilenko: *me coming down stairs* mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
eriter: murphypendleton: THERE’S NEVER A BAD TIME TO WHIP OUT YOUR hidden valley ranch salad dressing. great for any meal you can whip out a bottle of hidden valley ranch salad dressing at most occasions maybe even two bottles or three. the average
spaceangelqueen: sh4ne: nyooms: MY FRIEND KEEPS THESE IN HER WALLET IM CRYING CAN SHE SELL THESE?? I WILL BUY A PACK A mighty need
brxxndnew: poppunk-jesus: bmtlely: he11above: fuckyeahmikefuensex: he11above: you can already tell who this crowd is seeing MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK! i bet its justin bieber Most definitely Bieber.
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
umyehs: “hey can i have a couple of those fries”
grace-facing: CAN WE JUST OG MY FICJING GOD
rneerkat: wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better
thirstfollower: why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
badbaby5000: pizzaorwifi: smilefor-medarling: **Edited and added, since now I can say it without crying.* My Dad committed suicide on January 13, 2013. He suffered from depression for 10 years, and I was lucky to have him around as long as I did. In
shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
unknown-one: I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of
gllorious: mom can you give me � please it’s for school
thedaddynacho: if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.
nofluffystop: Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really
jackaldope: the realization that i could tattoo more nipples onto my body is honestly more power than i can handle
kanyewestevil: schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
fxckingloveme: the perks of being a wallflower is my favorite movie. i can watch it a million times and it will never get old.
profounds: sussed: cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr his link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog
neondiick: YOU CAN’T GGET AWAY WITH FUCKING QUARTERS AND NICKELS!!! YOU FUCKING NEED CASH, THIS PCTURE PISSES ME OFF AND IT UNREALISTIC FUCK
hashtagnothipster: heckqueen: how can i get a nice body without exercising or dieting Step 1.) realize you always had one Step 2.) go show off your hot ass
too-many-fandoms-to-choose-from: dva-s: “Here’s to the Crazy Ones. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.” Think Different.
tombennymartinmakefreecuddles: I can’t tell if this is an unloaded picture or just a picture of a grey box
disappears: can i politely murder you
bingerdinkhumpydunky: edwardspoonhands: Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill
brattyhealy: can’t believe all irish people were born today wow happy birthday
deputystilinski: Hey, Joe. I’m gonna turn the backseat into a dressing room so that I can change into a proper outfit for Madame, okay?
snazzapplesweet: imploding-with-feels: jaclcfrost: elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell” college is just “what the hell” and as far as i can tell life
drunkaster: i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
guy: come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING *passes u and comes first place in mario kart*
toned-tanned-fit-andready: the-war-inmymind: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period
disarms: YOU CAN WEAR HOWEVER MUCH MAKEUP YOU WANT BOYS ARE IRRELEVANT
fuck-that-man: perel: i do these when i dont know what to do i honestly can’t even live my live anymore
misquiding: I just want to make everyone happy but how can I do that when I’m not even happy myself?
sarabatikha: I can’t be the only one who’s disappointed when I click on the url of someone who left a sassy comment on a post and find out they deactivated their blog.
jenawithonen: can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed
officialunitedstates: take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level
howtoskinatiger: Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer
shavingryansprivates: jontronshat: shavingryansprivates: KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15 I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this what
destinysonlychild: davestridersbabygravy: thelocalpaedo: Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
cinnasownmockingjay: Catching Fire + Elements [1/4] Slowly I raise my eyes and take in the water spreading out in every direction. I can only form one clear thought. This is no place for a girl on fire.
juliankoster: can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it
fandomqueer: l0st-and-insecur3: i think suicidal people are just angels that want to go home. hi as an actually suicidal person can you please shove this romanticized bullshit back up your ass? Thanks.
plasticbagvevo: backtoabettertime: can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light
oknope: i don’t wanna be famous for the famei wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people
nicolasiscaged: dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad
680xsouth: basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
2000yr: merlotte: 2000yr: Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch wash your fucking ass Wash your attitude
djhomeponypastaproductions: iwasbornhuman: shaboogami: ultrabatsexybananas: cannabiskitties: Holy shit our lungs are crazy I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed… WHOA According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus
fuscience: officialcaesarsalazar: A fairy tale where a child is cursed and the spell can only be broken with true love’s kiss. Their mother then gently kisses them on the forehead and the spell is broken. After all, love isn’t just romantic. Penelope
safaribrowser: “can i have some of your fries?”
whovian-all-over: ohyousillypotato: And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat. The blogger is a shy, docile creature… … that prefers the darkness… … and tends to be wary of the outside world. The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when
insigins: frickstiel: i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters
shslcutie: *sees good art* *gets excited* *thinks I can art* *tries to art* *cant art* *sobs*
![cinnasownmockingjay: Catching Fire + Elements [1/4] Slowly I raise my eyes and take in the water spreading out in every direction. I can only form one clear thought. This is no place for a girl on fire.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3c03b4dc2804f188b4dc1cdbe26efd0c/tumblr_n1sh33Zg4e1rqj9gfo3_250.gif)
