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fetish-variety:This started with just my brother and I fooling around, but now I’m really in love with him and can’t get enough of him fucking me. My lil sis started fooling around when we were younger, than it grew to love between brother and sister.
me: April Fools is today!me: *thinks about fun stuff I can draw for this day*me: wait…1st of April….4th “anniversary” of my fav pet’s deathme:
winterfoxxie:“I hope she’ll be a fool - that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” Please do not remove the caption or selfpromote.ME | SPOIL ME | PREMIUM SNAPCHAT
pukicho: thekingofpickles: pukicho: Why have I called so many people a fool today? maybne the fool was me all a long Did you mean to spell maybe wrong so you can prove you were a fool more? asdsdasjkslj’;ljsljagggggggggggg;kjasjks
robertdowneyjrs: Cause for the first time in forever, Oh I’m such a fool, I can’t be free! You don’t have to be afraid, No escape from the storm inside of me! We can work this out together, I can’t control the curse!
-staring down the abyss of my mistakes-Do people even read 80k oneshots?
theblackdream: kinglindarr: Ok so I’m on OKCupid answering questions so I can get a better ‘match’ for my profile and this asshole messages me out of no where attacking me for my answers to one of the questionsThis fool I can’t stand people
yoursexysister: Bro…. can you come help me… I accidentally said my ex’s name while me and my boyfriend were fooling around. I can’t believe he just left me like this..
So tired of being in a place that doesn’t give half a rat’s ass about my humanity … Gov Nathan Deal is a fool, like the rest of the fools that want to ban people like me from using a bathroom. Where can I move that actually believes in upholding
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Can’t get over the fact that I was on my girlfriend’s blog and I got caught in the april fools joke from tumblr, but my girlfriend looks like the dumbass that got fooled instead of me LOL
"I'm choosing my confessions trying to keep an eye on you like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool. That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight losing my religion. Trying to keep a view and I don't know if I can do it. Oh no, I've said too much,
hohoholdthefuckupson: silenthill: *puts my bro’s dick in my hand* see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
dickburritos: add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation
glowcloud: i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men
thenemeton: boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce.
lulz-time: Me when I walk with my mom somewhere are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell somehow I’m both
dreadful-secrets: o0brynn150o: miscouraged: reunified: recharges: can we just i’ve reblogged this like 4 times, i love it so much oh goodness. Love this This makes me cry
bunnyhoodlum: *asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* “no christmas is coming”
urbancatfitters: if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to
zygoats: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind: take-me-tom-hiddleston: ship-it-all-the-way: jadedfalling: sickledsnake: itsdorkgirl: ldrsociety: BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to
witchyroses: motivatedslacker: snoozingcat: that cat looks like it’s tryin really hard to curse someone “Yeah, I’m walking in your path, buddy. You see me? I’m walking. WATCH OUT.” I want a black cat bab but like… I can’t have
tfids: my mum yelled at me for waking her up but I can’t stop laughing at this send help
microwavepizzaoven: microwavepizzaoven: if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out
malijuanastyles: malijuanastyles: I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
sardoniyx: there’s not many people who can sneak up on me
drakefanclub: Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie
oh-look-its-satan: some little girls aren’t little girls it just takes us a while to realize it. I came out to my family last year as transgender, and in doing so saved my life, if you can’t tell from the picture, 14 was a bad year for me. For every
get to know me meme: [4/5] favorite movies » She’s The Man “I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I’m a badass hunky dude!”
mamasam: This breaks my heart because you can see the exact moment that Lilo realizes how important she is to Nani. She has seen herself as the burden and responsibility (“You’d trade me for a rabbit”). She worries that she takes away the good
sexhaver: tyleroakley: decaffeinate-o: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS. nobody should ever be teaching tyler oakley how to pick locks, jesus christ can you imagine the chaos
men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
amigara:you ever masturbate to something and then afterward stare at the ceiling thinking “what the fuck is wrong with me? why am i so nasty? why can’t i find god?”
ehunk: r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
neondiick: lx34e:me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet bringmethebeautifulbanss
specialagentace:dbananza:prettyfuckingepic:beltaguise:dailyjackiechan:You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!Help me internet superstitions.Not risking italways! if I can trust a burning bagel, I
punk-roque:when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not
I don’t know if you can hear me.Or if you’re even there.I don’t know if you would listen.To a Gypsy’s prayer.Yes,I know I’m just an outcast.I shouldn’t speak to you.Still,I see your face and wonder.Were you once an outcast,too?
beachey:isn’t it crazy how much a year can do? I would never think my life would turn this way a year ago. It gives me hope. If you’re feeling down, remember life is full of surprises and i’m almost sure that a year from now, probably less, you’ll
boyexemplified:edwad:psilolysergicamine:edwad:if u elect me as president of the united states, i will personally burn the constitution my first day in office then what funnel all of the defense budget into building a time machine so i can go to the
brianabizzare: My 3rd grade teacher once told me to read the books that are the the most damaged on the outside because you can tell by the damage its been read by a lot of people, and there’s usually a great story on the inside. This advice hasn’t
iammattflyzik: to my younger followers: if u ever have questions u want answering but arent sure who to talk to you can ask me. i am ur honorary big sister now ok
tsuukie: no one can convince me there aren’t mermaids living here
roachpatrol: mogifire: friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
iheartpegging: derekisme: I really like this set - professional porn that it is - because both of them really seem to be (genuinely) enjoying each other and what they’re doing. So maybe they’re just good actors, but - if so - they can fool me!
petrpetrpuckeater: myresin: thatsnicebutimmarried: The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???” “Come back here with whatever you’re eating!” “Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing.
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incepony: yoursexysister: Bro…. can you come help me… I accidentally said my ex’s name while me and my boyfriend were fooling around. I can’t believe he just left me like this.. After I’m done with you I’ll help you. You can call me any
ganassaartwork: What about Me! Me! Me! ? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3svTgwfia1M)Don’t be fooled by the flashy style and the amazing animation, Me! Me! Me! is more meaningful that you can imagine.A boy trapped in a loophole of self disgust and
tomcats54: (REBLOG) !…………..This blowjob is so close, you can almost feel the suction! She gets a minor deduction for a being a little sneaky with the cum at the end (don’t try to fool me, sweetheart), but she does swallow a good amount of
milomeepit:pleasedonotcallmyduckagoose:A very helpful garden assistant you can’t fool me op ive seen the game
rhinocio: robooboe: rhinocio replied to your post “i wonder if rubies can ever have those other ingredients in them thatd…”imagine ruby with pyrite inclusions how cool would that be ahhh holy shit like “fool’s gold” pyrite? cause that
liveswithdogs: somecutething: You can’t keep fooling me like this. …he’s seriously questioning your motor skills…
eatsleepsluttyrepeat: alex turner u can dress as snazzy as u want act as cool as u want and wear as many chains as u want but i have the submarine soundtrack and i know ur just a big ol sappy sack of mushy feelings and cuddles u dont fool me sunglass
“ Don’t try to fool me. I’m a predator and I can see your soul. ”
weakmoves:Keanu Reeves is fuckin 54 years old? coulda fooled me He can still get it
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