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“Okay, little brother, you win. I’ll blow you. But here’s the deal. If you can last longer than five minutes without exploding in my mouth, we can start fooling around all the time. But if you cum before the time is up, this will be
Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone! (For those who missed the post, click here.) Also, can I just give a huge shout-out to everyone who reblogged my prank and played it off like it was real? You guys are awesome. Thanks for being good sports and passi
Ninchen’s April Fool - Part III A lesbian Drama. Yes, Life can change within a day… …at least if you are April Fool. Continue April’s Journey into a new World of sexual Fulfillment! Contains: - Countermezzo: A new Fool - Chapter
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tiemedownknockmeup: paternalstranger: “We can snuggle, but we can’t fool around tonight. It’s not safe.” That was all I needed to hear. I knew just how she liked to be teased, and what would make her beg for “just the tip”, and then
Wanted to do something for April Fool’s day, so I decided to, “recreate” a comic cover for my old series known as, “The Chronicles of Nosfera” which you can read in it’s entirety right here. Now several people actually
The most wonderful thing a girl can be is a fool. A beautiful fool.
plldailly: “Friends can be hard on you. Maybe they expect more from you than strangers.Strangers pretty much see you the way you want them to see you,but you can’t fool friends.That’s what makes them friends.”
diyhoard: Pringle Organizer Use Pringle Cans to make organization stations! Wrap the cans with wallpaper, patterned tape, or decals! Glue the cans together in a cool pattern or glue magnets onto four sides to be able to move them around as you wish.
No face boudoir for April fools day! Find me on Facebook for some more photos (I can only post 10 here!) https://Facebook.com/microkittycosplay Or support me on patreon, https://patreon.com/mkcos
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talesfromthecrypts:Favorite Film from Every Year1942- Cat People You can fool everybody, but landie, dearie me, you can’t fool a cat. They seem to know who’s not right, if you know what I mean.
surly-u-jest: mishapenmagic: olyuha: I Can’t Stop Watching Trucks Crash Into This Low-Ass Bridge can he fool the bridge by going slower This video was probably the most amusing thing I’ve seen in weeks
fousheezy: lorellaigilmore: theocseason4: uglyfun: So this is 8 ½ minutes long but i guarantee you it’s the best 8 ½ minutes of TV you’ll see this week. america is about to elect an illiterate man to the presidency That dude can’t
ahndaodiu: tarynel: ahndaodiu: tarynel: ahndaodiu: sonoanthony: tarynel: So ya man can spoil you but you can’t do the same? Yall so selfish. Do better in the new year. do better Last time I spoiled a man I ended up in jail Now you know you
complacency-ofthe-learned: damiandominodavis: Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their
vardaagnes: Good or bad, it’s all playacting. If you act well, you can fool other people; if you do it badly, you can only fool yourself, and when you can’t even fool yourself, you just can fool the ghosts.
I was played like a fucking fool. Idk now to trust anymore, I can’t be hurt again.
shittycryptids:A horse that can only walk on surfaces where it makes a clop noise. The horse can be fooled into walking on different surfaces if someone does the Monty python coconut gag.
cottageqhore:Don’t let the propaganda fool you. Being a perverted sex freak is good and healthy actually.
"Keep your mind on your money, enroll in school. And as the years pass by you can show them fools."
hannily: Friends can be hard on you. Strangers pretty much see you the way you want them to see you, but you can’t fool friends. That’s what makes them friends.
tomhiddles: “Hey, Candace. I killed Aunt Helen, didn’t I? She died getting my birthday present, so I guess I killed her right? I tried to stop thinking about it, but I can’t. She keeps driving away and dying and I can’t stop her. Am I crazy,
can-u-nott-pls: I follow back similar blogs • ◡ • #pale #grunge
Can we just agree people at concerts are either the nicest people ever or the biggest douchewads to ever exist?
Card Deck Love Notes (x)This is super cute. Punch holes in a deck of cards (which make take some work). You can either paint a square on the “back” of each card or glue a small piece of paper where you can write your love note. Next, get Loose-Leaf
tinyaussiegoddess: reasons why Daft Punk are geniuses you can’t sexualise robots so they prove you don’t need a sexual element to do well in the music industry they can send doubles to go do performances they don’t wanna do they get lots of media
halfbloodfromgallifrey: edsock: i can hear english people tearing up in the distance i can hear English people tearing up in the distance
kisscuddlelove: royal-loyalties: This is what I can’t wait for. The sex is great, sure, but I can’t wait to be able to just be with someone in the shower and laugh and giggle like that. He’s not even looking at her body, he’s just loving on her
scottcuntsick: if u can’t afford a pizza u can’t afford me
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T???
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phil-has-a-monster-cock: california-cla-ssy: mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: sexponents: 1997 leonardo can get it 2013 leonardo can get it leonardo can get it whenever he wants unless it is an oscar
p-raise: I wish I can find that one guy I can just talk to everyday and just be cute together.
stupidstagram: a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick so he shot people like that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014.. we can put people on the moon but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body.
mylourrydiary: hlil: Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants Can you believe there is love that is illegalLove
fuck-yeah-feminist: Neither can we, my badass friend. Neither can we.
wet-chrome: I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
cheese3d: i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
retroactiveeurydices: oxheadandhorsefacearedead: retroactiveeurydices: koalatea: i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts. explain how money can be exchanged for goods
forni-kate: sooo Miley Cyrus can switch from this sweet country girl to this ghetto white girl who wears grills and shakes her ass but when Raven Symone says that she can finally get married because she is a lesbian everyone goes “childhood ruined”….
dreamofbecoming: Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans: If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
verticulars: If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
nudqe: “white people can’t danc-” “white people can’t twer-”
stephenhawqueen: the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can
littleoldariel: Lemme get this straight, kids movies can sexualize a fish and have a woman fall in love with a bee but they can’t portray gay relationships for more than five seconds???
thetwoteddybeardoctors: “You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!” Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
pro-ana-isnt-cool: smilekiditgetsbetter: HELLO. IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU’RE AUTOMATICALLY PROMISING NOT TO HURT YOURSELF TODAY. NO TAKE BACKS. This includes skipping meals- you need to eat and you can’t punish yourself for it. You can not harm
legalwifi: please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
fatfunnyfloralfeminist: biggballaa:whohasntclaimedthisname: squidyword:im in love with my new desk office 😍😍 Three monitors, wow what a setup Two trash cans? you must recycle Guys. We can’t just sit here and not talk about that keyboard.
thecreepylittlegirl: You can’t pick and choose what parts of feminism you want. You can’t support your queer sisters but not your trans sisters. You can’t support your fat sisters but not your sisters of colour. Being a feminist means creating
mill-iam:Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
julizm:my-flourish-and-blotts: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SLYTHERIN FOUNDER WEARING THIS DRESS? The founder of slytherin was Salazar Slytherin a old man with a long beard, yes I can Imagine him wearing that.
sokkaflockaflameo:That awkward moment when I feel like I can’t post personal stuff because people that I knoW IN REAL LIFE FOLLOW ME AND THEY CANT KNOW MY SECRETS BUT STRANGERS CAN
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
jimsdeadbones:In April Fools, there is no one you can trust
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