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Here you can see the cockboard can also be used for pleasure.
Can I be your seXretary?? :) (my #secretary pics/vids here: http://www.lelulove.com/?page=Search&q=secretary ) Pic
Be forewarned: Danni’s timeless rack can stop any clock you got.
Here is a better pic of my useless sissy clitty. I can only be good for two things: Humiliation and Cum dump. Please reblog everywhere to expose me as the true sissy I am. Xoxo
stevetopsbuckysbottom: tis-superfruit: “I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.” I’m WHEEZING.
theodd1sout: Can’t sleep? Maybe watching this video about things that keep me awake will help :)
thatsthat24: diary-of-a-chinese-kid: The lock is a mini knob I can’t handle this Don’t turn me or my son ever again.
rinniesbody: britneyjeanofficial: christians and gays It’s even funnier when I can’t tell which is which
i can't believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
thatsthat24: marielgum: Excuse me sir, you can’t just make me burst out laughing like that! Rude. :PNo but seriously, even though I don’t like SC filters that much, this little compilation really gave me a good chuckle! Thanks, Mr Thomas! :D Hahah!!!
chasekip: …pokemon is no longer a game where u can mash A through the dialogue They’re evolving
babesargent: remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said:
kieraplease: good news: I made a last minute chel cosplay bad news: I can’t get a decent pic I like, curse you bad lighting!!! (ig: kieraplease)
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Can I just get a little dp action? Seriously, I need something here and this is what I want.
blackwhitefucking: brutal fuckingblackwhitefucking.tumblr.com Can I be here
scarletlipscrimsonfingertips: Can I be here?!
4mmy: omg please can i be here
Be patient pet. I know all those shopping bags and boxes are hard to balance, but the limo will be here soon and you will be able to load all of my purchases in to the trunk. Let’s play a game; if you can fit in the trunk as well than I won’t
Is it hot in here or is it just Summer?…Seriously tho that outfit (” O3O)7 shitty Morty Sweat meme edit
Being on this website with friends is so weird bc im fighting with one of mine i guess?? And I just thought “wow I can’t wait to be vague-d about bc I accidentally liked a post that described how high school Musical 2 was a metaphor for being
Here is the first special from season one, Unexpected Reactions. In this special you’ll see a collection of our most unexpected reactions. Hypnosis can often be a surprising experience, and in these clips our volunteers were certainly surprised.Ea
I’m really sad today..☹️ can’t afford my textbooks and being broke sucks
here’s a little preview of the guest piece i did for @rou-tan-tan‘s breathtaking sheith zine when you’re away (that’s sold out atm as it darn well should be bc fuck me it’s pretty)i’m so happy i got to take part in it, ah
marauders4evr: marauders4evr: kramergate: kramergate: hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me?
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notsafeforwappah: *cough* I wonder if I can post this here. Probably not… truly gross I want that ass thou~ < |D’‘‘‘
virguin: how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
robotsandfrippary: habitualrogue: That can’t be a good sign welcome to toon town.
-instantlyeternal: Can I be here please? c:
ponybalderdashery:drambuieandscotch:Spotted at my local Grocery store. It is August.FOR SHAMEAwyissFall can’t be here soon enough ewe
thorinsmut: tiedostoaeisaatavilla: I am too lazy to color them so here is ketchy dwarfladies Lady Dwarves! Yay! (I am frightened and aroused by the way the one on the bottom right is looking at me, and I’m ok with that.)
estellecampanella: god damnit. god damnit i can t stop here is the high res for all your gay needs
mewlinggoblin: Really speaking into the void here butHEy! Me and bud of mine, Zozo, kinda planning this thing for summer where we watch horrible 3d movies on either youtube or anywhere else we can get our little hands on.If you like the idea, leave like
Here you can all listen to it too!
*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how
xxjustsomebloggerxx: thegoddamazon: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run
multimusehideout: luckied: multimusehideout: //He’s a soft hearted, manipulative demon and I LOVE him! *laughs* //Same here! I mean, the way he toyed with Haruhi’s mind about using her body to pay him back…meeeeoooow. Shirtless, no glasses,
can i live here? a constant fall would be awesome.
ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have to give my phone a passlock because unlike people i only ever occasionally talk to at school, i actually can’t trust my family to not go snooping through my phone. happy holidays.
here is me not giving a fuck that my father had a stroke again
Work related stuff I need to rant about under the cutSo I guess one of the newer guys at work has been talking shit about me even though I didn’t know there was a problem? I know I can be dense sometimes but I really wish people would just come to me
Can’t sleep, brain is eating me … I wish I could always believe all the things I tell myself and others but I’m not strong enough, I guess. I’m honestly not sure how much longer I can endure all of this - the pain, and not just the physical
unmondonudo: Summer can’t be here too soon
Can I be candid? I feel like I’m just here to make others happy. I don’t want to be here but others want me here for some reason. I keep trying and fucking trying and i fuck up over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Here,we can't be tamed.
here-is-greenwood: can’t be a furry if he doesn’t have fur
can i be by your side, next to you and make sure you’re alright? i’ll take care of you and i don’t wanna be here if i can’t be with you tonight.
Can I be honest here
tester1001me: Your girlfriend was very quick to respond to my call. “hey, you know what I need. Need to fuck your mouth and blow a load in your mouth. How fast can you be here?” She said she left your family get together and rushed as fast
awwww-cute: When you miss your dad so much but he can’t be here so you bring what you have of him around everywhere you go instead (Source: https://ift.tt/2qn6FZd)
winterthighs: you can purchase these here~
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ephebophile65: So I guess it’s just you and me this weekend, huh, Daddy? Too bad mom can’t be here with us…but I think we’ll manage, don’t you?
hunkdude: Thanks for your pic, yeah, I like the hairy abs and chest… Don’t shave the stubble. When can you be here?
Here are some pictures of me being relatively happy with the way I look today and wearing my new dress for the first time!
ephebophile65:So I guess it’s just you and me this weekend, huh, Daddy? Too bad mom can’t be here with us…but I think we’ll manage, don’t you?
sunflower-mama: Oh wow can I be here right now please
holy fuck so the wifi screwed me over and now i have no idea if this sent so forgive if it did and im just repeating:i cant remember if i submitted this in or not, but, in case i didnt, heres “that finger gun is dangerous.png”, featuring messy linework
drawbauchery: I made a better one. (agnosticdruid) look man, i’m not here to kinkshame. if you wanna ship this, i can’t stop you. he’s a bunch of lines on a computer screen and he wants to fuck a mountain stop being fake wokei also literally
