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I can’t do this I’m stupid There’s just no way What if I fail? They hate me Why me? I’ll never fit in They’re talking about me again Are they laughing at me?
callmechaos: cyndario: todiedreaming: godtierkristin: sugarhihihello: nessfraserloves: delacroix: Me too. And, more than that, I’m sick of the people using it. Women are told almost constantly—by the media, the government, and the overall attitude
callmechaos: yourpainfulnightmare: I can never ignore GrumpyCat How is it so grumpy looking, and yet so fucking cute?!
callmechaos: niggerbby: scars-that-remains: imallscars: laughfloor: I wasn’t expecting that… This Is legit hhahahaha This twilight zone was trippy.. omg love this. i could watch it a million times. That was awesome.
callmechaos: violentcurrents: a-starkid-in-the-tardis: Merry Christmas book nerds everywhere! this is the coolest thing i have ever seen So pretty.A beautiful monument of literature.
callmechaos: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy Agreed.^
callmechaos: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: xekstrin: literally the perfect man if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong When I grow up I want to be Neil Patrick Harris.
callmechaos: vanessaannes: i really need a day between saturday and sunday When someone from Tumblr gets put in charge, there will be.
callmechaos: laugh-addict: makeyourhouseamaxwellhouse: aquariadragon: imfinejusttired: stormys-not-mum: Omg I reblogged this when it was a regular post man I’m old HAHAHAHAH me too omg loved this This is perfect via laugh-addict Reblogging
callmechaos: sarkyfancypants: twlboaj: carnivoreanimal: fer1972: Marble Sculptures that looks like Styrofoam by Fabio Viale i was impressed with the level of skill shown with the sculptures until i read “marble” then my head fucking exploded
callmechaos: toramcgoblin: verycari: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT AND HIDE IN A HOLE I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN I’M MAKING A LIST OF PEOPLE I HATE WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT VOLDEMORT
callmechaos: dreamingandwishingofdisney: mrchristopherrobin: Toy Story 2 Bloopers cause pixar animated bloopers animated bloopers this is why pixar is greater than everything else Pixar.Because they fucking can. Disney animates bloopers too. Just
callmechaos: sassyhiddles: live-it-out: Dolphins see themselves in a mirror everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT. sassy dolphins. Jesus Christ!!! How fucking adorable
callmechaos: Number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash. Oh, hello Master. o3o
callmechaos: addy-a: polyth3ne: kyou-pachua: thegerardgayway: relwofeelhsa: NO BECAUSE YOU CUT A HOLE IN MY BOOK. ^^^^^^^ AND YOU FUCKING WROTE ON IT WITH, WHAT LOOKS LIKE, PERMANENT MARKER!! i wouldn’t going to reblog this but then i saw
callmechaos: batwaynebruceman: We take Harry Potter very seriously here in Britain. And so you should.This is not a game, people.It’s SIRIUS BUSINESS.
callmechaos: It is a duck.Please reblog the duck.
callmechaos: bunny-undertaker: 64memories: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE Canadians… WE ARE NOT THAT DUMB.…Unless of course the people being chased decided “Okay okay, we’ll give ourselves up, this weather is getting
callmechaos: mystsaphyr: kkatkkrap: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny noseno one liked himhe cried every nightthen one Christmas it was darkSanta decided
callmechaos: death-0f-the-endless: partylike-its1987: we all complain about wanting love or a relationship, then when someone shows the slightest sign of wanting to be with us we kind of just so fucking accurate i can’t even The flawless is oozing
callmechaos: araquisprite: ok SO ON NEW YEARS AT 12 AM EVERYBODY MAKE A TEXT POST THAT JUST SAYS “FORK” OK I TRUST YOU ALL TO DO THIS.SIGNAL BOOST pleasE. *EDIT*THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN AT 12AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME I am in.
callmechaos: isunova: THIS MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE FINISH THE FUCKING CIRCLE oh my god.I’m never going to forget that now.Damnit.
callmechaos: hemospectrum: IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES What? XDD
im not dead yet because im no ones favorite character
callmechaos: wakingupinbakerstreet: I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING I’M OUT KITTEN AWAY so fucking funny IT FUCKING ROLLED AWAY
callmechaos: littlebbyg: o-dyssea: jackfrostswhore: singingtoabrokenstereo: destielwincest: Dancer tho I think dasher is me in every way i feel you vixen prancer omg but what about donner; he is repeatedly smashing himself on the ground WELCOME
callmechaos: clovesroses: whenimdead-i-llrest: travellingtimeandspaceinabluebox: SWEET LORD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS I’m literally crying that last one tho oh my fucking god.
callmechaos: pokemonmasterkimba: dorko-the-angelbird: jet-set-phonograph: bradley-uppercrust-the-iii: sherlockisthenight: i’m not sure whether i should laugh or cry omg imagine this thing crawling rapidly towards you in the middle of the night
Chaos Lives On.
callmechaos: pokemonmasterkimba: shmacattack: hieveryoneimbritney: mynameisdildobaggins: my sister tried out the iphone 5 panorama effect. this was the result. and yes. that is me in the back. panorama activity why am i laughing this hard Long
callmechaos: happykuroneko14: knives-and-pens-x: askradicalgoodspeed: vaginapowersactivate: OH MY GOD, THE SECOND PHOTO. tumblr all are welcome I love this and this is why i love tumblr~<3 The notes are very encouraging. <3
I love all humans.
nightmareloki: zerachin: charlattea: zerachin: fwips: charlattea: from what i’ve seen, this is how i imagine the hobbit movie will be like when i watch it this is exactly what its like does that make the elves lobelia girls #i would
callmechaos: pchoooooooooooooooooooo: prince16greg: thisisanexparrot: bronteloganwinchester: pezevans: compuhorse: andrew-scoot: simpusimpu: Oh, I just realised the problem… jesus FUCK i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this
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Don’t matter what’s up or who’s out We’ll both go to bat for each other Together we’ll get around Doesn’t matter what land or whose lair We are gonna be thereDon’t matter who’s being a butt Our friendship
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
tttired: who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?
callmechaos: eatyourkimchi: I had no choice but to reblog it, YES, MUST REBLOG THE TEAMAN. TEAMANPfffft
xxx tumblr
callmechaos: alchemist-rising: gotcha. Can we just appreciate the fact that as the cat reaches the top and begins to swipe it tURNS INTO FUCKIGN SLOW MOTION LIKE A FUCKNG BAMF
callmechaos: And here’s today’s edition of “What the fuck did I just see on my dash?”
callmechaos: zimoku: tatoos-are-hot: vontoast: yoshika420: dingoinnuendo: you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs i nearly killed someone like this once the chair games may the chairs be ever in
callmechaos: confusedtree: alloutorg: Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their
callmechaos: yata-misakii: It’s like 1 pm and I just took a shower. Idk if I actually want to get dressed or throw on some pjs… This has always been one of my biggest struggles
supjerbear: Friends who buy you food are friends for life
callmechaos: betweenlegs: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. OMG I
callmechaos: 64kbps: the concept of swear words is ridiculous like a mankind invented a few words to express negative emotions and the same mankind is deeming the use of these in public places offensive and disgusting a mankind. In which Hank Green
callmechaos: joelle-elizabeth: ulyssee: cigs4kids: what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it i would do a split Oh my GOD I AM FUKIGN CRYINNG
callmechaos: So my best friend has this curse. She’s had this curse for as long as I can remember. And this curse is that her favourite characters, no matter what they’re in, be it anime, video games, movies, tv shows, etc. They all end up dying.
My mom was cleaning and found an artifact from my weeaboo days
callmechaos: roboman01: marquesadesantos: secondlina: A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who
maddoraptor: edwrad: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast
callmechaos: tarotempura: Finally got to see the deadpool movie no thanks to my ex-squad I had no idea you’d even have any interest in the Deadpool movie? It would have taken 2 seconds to ask?
callmechaos: I have like, the best set of friends. They’re all super diverse and different but we all get along super well. And we go for weeks, sometimes months (thanks, uni) without talking. But every time we talk or meet up, there’s nothing but
@callmechaos would let me trade her to the authorities for four pizza buns
