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cute-ass-nigga: Cod4 best call of duty of them all
plus-size-barbiee: thetallblacknerd: whatlifetimeisthis: buzzfeed: Amy Schumer Shut Down An Interviewer For Calling Her Character “Skanky” I wish all women would starting acting like this in promo interviews when they get dumb ass sexist questions
professormonkeybusiness: goddess-over-gooners:If you call your wife and keep her on the phone, I’ll let you dry hump my ass while you talk to her and tell her you love her… And I’ll keep her on the phone while I lick it all off!
finnskyvalker: every time a disgusting person dies we have to get into this huge ass site wide fight about how call out culture has gone too far and how all life is precious but. like. fuck you and fuck no theres no reason why i have to afford a literal
just-call-me-vendetta: gregwuzhere: World’s Worst Pull-Out Game Champion 2014 and 2018 lol Gotta be invitro. Shits expensive. Just throw em all in and see what sticks. Yeah I forget about that crazy ass option it couldn’t be me lol
sandyc4fun: Back at the beach house and partying in my thong bikini I wore all day. Lots of attention on my ass today. Got a few numbers but haven’t called anyone yet.
S/O to all the princesses who just want their hair pulled, ass smacked, and to be called baby girl
h0odrich: katara: someone called me and idk who so im chillin on the phone and i think they butt dialed because all i hear is heavy breathing who the fuck breathes out their ass
momsloverboy: incestophilia: It’s called “ Fuck and Slap ”, you fuck your mother while you slap her ass, all in a perfect rythm. Moms Teach Sex
Yes we ALL called Justin Bieber a girl long ago as a on-going joke for his voice, looks and career, but that time is over now. Justin Bieber is a grown-ass man, which mean he needs to take responsibility as an adult and atone for his crimes.
wulphire: Yes we ALL called Justin Bieber a girl long ago as a on-going joke for his voice, looks and career, but that time is over now. Justin Bieber is a grown-ass man, which mean he needs to take responsibility as an adult and atone for his crimes.
jessidork: handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m
Soooooo I wake up this morning to some thirsting ass trollop all up in my dick space calling me Mark and shit.
latenightanalasska: i-ass-of-saint: Billy Madison (1995) “Man, I’m glad I called that guy!” instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around we should just post this
45jamie: OMG Mmmm Yummy 👅 Sexy As Hell BABY 😉 THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL AN A ROEBICK SLUT, LOOKING ALL THICK HOT AND SLUTTY. LOOKING LIKE SHE’S READY TO GET FUCKED DESPITE WORKING OUT, WORKING THAT ASS AND PUSSY REAL TIGHT TO GO UP AGAINST THOSE
bootlegnastier:If you can’t remember a dudes name while his dick’s up your butthole, just call him dad LOOK AT MY WIFE DEIRDRE, TAKING ALL THAT COCK IN HER ASS, LIKE A REAL SLUT SUPPOSED TO.
fuckyeahprettyego: inmybox: missjia: keikokaveri: maygantista, What is this piercing called? (via bodypiercings) …a dumb one. actually this piercing is nice :) thats a nice ass piercing . i dont think its dumb at all .
hzqueen-herprincesspet: http://hzqueen-herprincesspet.tumblr.com “You call yourself a princess…But after you’ve been gagging all over my cock while I rape that pretty little slut hole in your face…I’m gonna fuck you up the ass so hard you’ll
it kills me when kids here throw around their parents money and clothes, drugs, alcohol, all of that shit. I bust my ass working and barely make 赨 dollars a month and these people just make one call to mom are dad and have a bank account full of money.
queerbrownie: holy fucking shit yall my fucking stupid ass neighbor had a party right so our other neighbor called the cops and i’m grateful they did because i didn’t feel like dealing with that shit so the cops get there and all these white
got fired from my fuck ass job for a no-call-no-show on a day they told me i would never work but i’m not mad in the slightest bit cuz i told y’all that shit was the most depressing thing ever so yeah. i’m kind of happy.
I got in a big ass argument via text with my drug dealing uncle because he decided to stick his nose in business he ain’t have a part of and he called me all types of faggot. lol and we decided at the next family function we gon beat each others
fuckrashida: femburton: Vivica Fox called 50 Cent a booty snatcher on live television and now he’s on ig telling people she forced him to let her lick his ass when they were together and told him that she could’ve play all of Halle Berry’s roles
sheabutterbitch: You obviously don’t have a problem with the length since y'all loveeee those long ass Pyrex and HBA shirts that your favorite rappers wear so you must have a problem with the fact that it’s called a dress? Do you see how dim that
thina18: One of my favorite things about Lee are his sexy thighs! I love that his thighs are thick. I’m not calling him fat, I just love that he’s got meat in all the right places ♡ Ass ✓ Thighs ✓ Tummy ✓ Arms ✓ Cheeks ✓ YUM
polskapussy: nudebar: group of girls from a German brothel, so called FKK clubs. All sex workers and customers are naked inside the premises. Many of these asses in German nightclubs belong to Polish providers. Worth a trip.
flailingandflailing: kinkiepie: alecmadeablog: freedomdefender: The US prescription for all Terrorists: Take two of these and call me in the morning. Mk 19 Fully Automatic Grenade Launcher Fuck everything and run… 40x53 Do you like big ass
agnt-romanov: I’m still laughing my ass off at Scott in civil war. He has NO FUCKING IDEA what is going on in that airport fight. Like, he doesn’t even know the names of all his teammates. He calls Clint “arrow guy.” And I’m honestly not sure
savi-bunny: Did someone call for a basic ass coffee shop!au? With cute barista Yuuri and depressed successful businessman Victor.Bonus:Yurio is disgusted and Victor spends all his money on coffee.
thicksexywomen: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: neonessgifs: Bedeli Buttland that bottom shot: that puss puss is framed in ass frame and calling out to all penises. (via TumbleOn)
groovygaysex:Faggot? Just because a guy wants a man’s cock in his mouth and up his ass every fucking day of his life you call him a faggot? Now that I think of it, you’re right. We are all faggots and we love it! Yes
momsloverboy: incestophilia: It’s called “ Fuck and Slap ”, you fuck your mother while you slap her ass, all in a perfect rythm. Chat for free!
kinkysista6969:Look at all that ass 🍑🍑. It’s not called a little black dress for nothing 😉 #freakumdress #melanatedQueen
hentaifanfiction: She told me that my cock and fingers weren’t sufficient. So I shoved my entire fist into her ass. In a matter of seconds she was calling me master and cumming all over my cock. I left her there after filling her cunt full of cum,
hungnativetop: built70: wrathsvengeance: He wants be called Succulent. My friend ass gripping my dick again… Fuck my wet sloppy hole just like that I can fuck like this all day everyday
viarga: bet you can’t do the saltine challenge! 1. take 6 saltine crackers (NO WATER!) 2. lay them on a table 3. set your timer for one minute 4. shove them all up your ass 5. call your mom crying
bigmofrigga: marriedpawg: All these little chicken bone women out there calling themselves “pawgs”. Smh. Pawg champion right here. REBLOG… Great ass.
ninth-hidden-world: I just want to fuck my mom, that’s all I ever want to do. I don’t know what it is about her; her eyes, her huge tits, her amazing ass, the way she sucks my cock, the way she calls me her “little boy” and herself “mommy,”
ilovemomincest: turning66fem: mdmahilov: He deserves to fuck his Mom’s Ass, that’s for sure! it’s none of his business What a mother and her biological son do is not cheating My goal is to have a Milf that I can call mommy all the time!!
