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cumtoy: This is “Epic Cumshot Guy” from france. These are hookers he pays to cum on and make videos of. Seriously. Call me dude. Call me (:
gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT
For Dianne and hsph babbies. I don’t even oppose these things anymore. You tell me to Jake booty and I will just go. I’m ready man. I jake booty or no booty at all. This is my call, my booty call. #please update homestuck shorts from F21, boo
breathe me. on We Heart It. Please call me
Sir gave me a writing assignment: Write about other names and phrases that turn me on other than what Sir uses today.The full text is here: https://www.effectofdominance.com/assignment-words-phrases-turn/ , but the short version:Please, Sir, call me filth
I want to be fucked really hard. Someone come grab me by my hair and force me on my knees. Slap my stupid face and big tits. Fuck my mouth. Make me gag and choke on your cock. Degrade me and call me names. Use me for your pleasure. Drag me around and
opferziege: Here’s my illegal Dutch Angel Dragon dont call the police on me ima call the valid asf police on you this is awesome
tardigradeswing: cant believe Chris Hardwick called us out like this
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chalamets: You’re too old not to accept people for who they are. The only person that reflects badly on is you. Michael Stuhlbarg as Mr. Perlman in Call Me by Your Name (2017) “It’s the moment that clinches the film, delivered by Professor Perlman.
leadhooves: jessiedoodles: Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls. this is why I don’t talk in skype calls me every time im expected to speak on any call T ^T
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
leashyx: I accidentally said noTo the guy who owns the mind break machine today. He called me today for a booty call, telling me he was on his way. I told him no at that point, because I was planning on completing another dare, but for some reason I
Trump rioter caught on video sobbing 'they called me a terrorist' after being put on 'no-fly' list
so, like, as a general rule I call everyone by their username, even folks I’ve known a long time, unless you’ve specifically introduced yourself to me by another name or you have something like “You can call me [NAME]” on your
firethekitty:normalize not knowing shit about your special interests. normalize studying your special interests for 12 hours straight and not retaining a single shred of information
99maxrepels: i wouldn’t really call my existence “living” as much as it is finding ways to bide my time on a daily basis until the next pokemon game release
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just-shower-thoughts: You can measure how highly you think of someone by how furiously you start emergency-cleaning when you hear they’re coming over with little to no warning. The thought of me opening my door to ANY uninvited individualShoulda called
anarkaras: labrujamorgan: so some dude spit on me and called me a tranny at the bus stop on my way home from work today. I was waiting for my bus and he spit on me while he was walking by. There were two other women and a man at the bus stop too and
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ourspecial: blackfairypresident: Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL SHE GONNA
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
It’s our wedding anniversary on Sunday and again we won’t be together. He’s too busy to call or text me. He’s not allowed off post and I’m not allowed in his barracks. I’m just really upset 😢
My boyfriend hung up on me because I was calling him names and I told him he can’t play my sims whenever he comes over. 😂😂😂😂 Boyfriend: “I’ll call you back when you’re nice to me” Me:“k” 😂😂😂😂😂
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blackfairypresident: Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT
When somebody asks what I do on days off from work
When I'm drunk and have to kiss all my friends on the cheek
meenah-call-me-fishmael-peixes: meenah-call-me-fishmael-peixes: MY DAD DECIDED TO PULL A PRANK ON ME HE CHANGED MY COMPUTER SETTINGS SO THE BACKGROUND WOULD CHANGE SO I LOG ON SEEING THIS AND MINIMIZE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE AND MY BACKGROUND HAS CHANGED
Something wild calls you home.
jadebutter:This was my second stop motion Vine with Mannequina. It was made for mashable‘s #creaturecrawl Vine contest, and was made in-app. This one focused more on the monstress’’s (?) desire to be real & magazine-pretty. It was called Self-made
thorxndor: since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back”
witchbum: i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person
My brother: calls me Mr. or something else masculine Me: yea? Him: you’re not gonna comment? Me: on what? Him: I called you Mr. Me: yea? And? I’m a demigirl, it’s really not much of a big deal to me Him: Demi? As in a demigod? Me: no,
humansofnewyork: “A few years ago, I got a call on my cell phone from a twelve year old child from my village. He was calling me from a bus stop. He’d taken a bus into the city alone, and he was calling me to ask if I could help him find a way
jaegerbitch: if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper “slut means the end in swedish”
dick-james: He told me to strip and get down on my knees in the dirt or he would arrest me for drugs that he would plant on me. He made me suck him, he spit on me, called me a faggot, bitch and homo. He shot so much nasty jizz down my throat I thought
*Calls you daddy on the first date*
I wait for you, my love.I ache for you, my love.Call this a liquid love, rain down on me.I call out your name,your love is chasing through my veins,such a foolish game.Your love’s no good for me, good for me, but it makes me happy.
I got called in for night shift work on my day off. Had a guy come in the store with a cloud of weed following him, got stalked by a creepy guy who tried to get my number by asking if I wanted to go to Thailand with him next month, and was indirectly
Also I need a haircut and I am the LAST person to admit this but my ends are split and dead. So I gotta call there tomorrow it’s on ำ tho for a cut & style ayo thank u Baltimore prices hehe
melsfantasies: Thinking about getting dominated by some white guys as they call me a dirty nigger got me cumming so hard I want to get fucked hard by a room full of white guys they call me a nasty nigger as they choke and slap and spit on me and
tester1001me: The trainer at the office called me over. She said “here, I want you to feel her pussy. Tell me what you think. Should we send her out on sales calls or not”After I came in the new girl’s pussy, I said “send her home with me
I just want to go home make sheppard’s pie and crash on my couch.
Need to wrap my arms and hump someone’s foot and be called a good girl and maybe have some pets on my head while you do something important 👉👈men dni
gonnagetalittlewxird: paratroveart: kingkitsu: Steven Universe Hype pEARL I’M FUCKING SCREAMING papamurdy LOOK AT THIS I CANT EVEN gaygayforgogo
radycat: the second you hear that “mercy on call” line pre-game
sassworth: let’s play a game it’s called “what fucking layer did i draw this part on”
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