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beautflstranger: she came home a bit later than expected. it had been one of those lengthy days at the office, meetings, endless phone calls and 100 emails to answer. all she wanted to do was change out of her clothes & relax. she went into the kitch
"Additionally, women get called sluts for merely trying to find men who activate their wild passions. They might have to sleep with hundreds to find this man, the same way that you might have to hit on hundreds of women to find one willing to go home
daddystickleprincess: wanderlustsultana: Daddy should get this new stay at home job called “always giving princess attention”…wanderlustsultana (2017) @daddyxtickleprincess
ursus-austrum: amroyounes: How about some love for a good police officer? Officer Gaetano Acerra Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for
whatbottomslike: Calls you up to his home office, turns his chair to you says “ok, I’m all finished up with my work for the night… but looks like I’ve got a job for you to start on…”
daddy-calls-me-puddles: You come home and I greet you with a bum wiggle and wanting to be petted and hugged and kissed. You seem in a bad mood though, which makes me uneasy. Thoughts are already swirling in my head. “Did I do something wrong?” I
fakesuepisodes: fakesuepisodes: When your kids move out, immediately fall in with a bad crowd and call back home needing you to bail them out. “Good clod almighty, what is wrong with these kids… OKAY, HONEY, WHERE DO I PICK YOU UP?”
ash-smash-95: Ruby and Sapphire are up next! Connie should really get home before Dr. Maheswaran calls the national guard (-｡-;
firefly-flashes: He said he’d had a frustrating day when he called on his way home. It’s always my pleasure to make it better. All about that ^^
story time last year i got arrested & taken to jail, once i was released i had no phone, no money, i didn’t know any numbers to call…. i was stranded 20 miles away from house.. So i sucked this taxi drivers dick & got a ride home moniesss
daddyiwantthis: daddyiwantthis: I had a terrible day at work so I called Daddy of course 😥 He said everything would be ok and just to come straight home 🏠 When I pulled in to his house he was waiting for me in the drive way. He gave me a big
hottygram: Loving the warm Winter here in California, so #blessed to call this place home! 🐨🌴Making a spinach, coconut water, avocado #smoothie using my #slenderblend protein powder by @proteinworld 🙌 || #champ #proteinworld by miss_tina_louise
amethystlight45: I call this place home
elubviq: expert-jumper: unscinfinity: expert-jumper: It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks
moistpits: moistpits: i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops hey look its me
caramelkeks: “I’m really thinking I could call this place home.”
keke9068: I really think I can call this place home!!!
officialheinzdoofenshmirtz: i’d be a terrible superhero i’d be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like “i literally just sat down”
Why did I just agree to go to the movies with my bro and sis. Now I have to pay for their drinks and food and honestly I dont even want to see a movie I’d rather stay at home but If I back out now they’re gonna call me selfish and say its
natsukigirl: Some pix from the 20th Anniversary Sailormoon art show at Qpop in Little Tokyo // Los Angeles, CA - April 5, 2014 I bought the retro cosmonaut looking Sailormoon print called ‘Retro Moon’ by hyamei (but I don’t get to take it home
talesofthestarshipregeneration: TRANSGRIOT: Black Transwoman Monica Jones convicted of “manifesting intent to prostitution” in Arizona Have another reason to not like Arizona despite some of the cool people who call it home. Been keeping an eye
taemeow: jonghyun just called himself president of the taemin fanclub thats it hes our leader its official everyone else can go home
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses
muffintonic:altospaceangel:transsorceress:don’t MAKE me turn this hero’s journey around!Aww, is somebody still in “refusal of the call”?#lmao how are you gonna turn around when the hero can never truly return home?
bustysister: My big sister would have Skype calls like this with me all the time when I went away to college for my freshman year, but acted like nothing happened when I came home for the summer. I was really angry at her, but when they started up again
I’m on a see saw. In Cuba they call see saws cachuchambes. But yeah, I’m on a see saw. One second I’m shot in the air feeling extasy and peace, like I found a home inside a person. The next second I’m hitting my ass on the floor with the same
This reminded me of a song I wrote a long time ago called Sleep Paralysis “Down at the bottom of the sea where silence crushes bonesthat’s where the dead find their home.witches float and humans sinkangels rise and demons can never leave”
frienclzonecl: one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
buttkissin:giraffessicpark:reblog to save a lifenow this is why they should bring back home ec. we dumbasses dive into college and the so-called ‘real world’ with no knowledge of this stuff, only knowing how to find the square root of x divided by
america-wakiewakie: “You cannot call a society which has 3.5 million homeless and 18.5 million vacant homes civil. That’s violent and morally bankrupt.” – Overcoming the American Dream
buttkissin: giraffessicpark: reblog to save a life now this is why they should bring back home ec. we dumbasses dive into college and the so-called ‘real world’ with no knowledge of this stuff, only knowing how to find the square root of x divided
astronautsbz: “Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?” this calls for AIR GUITAR
kajinman: Commission made for Marie-Claude Bourbonnais of her characters, Aimsee and unnamed (I call her pixie because the pixels hahaha)http://mcbourbonnais.com/en/home/
christomwow: Hey everyone! I’m Traptron B Unit but everyone calls me T.T.! I’m a prototype of a at home assultron brainbot. I’m not made for combat but for uh…other uses. I didn’t really sign up for this but this is what I woke up in when I
genocidelookslike:Yvette Smith, cancer survivor, was shot to death in her home after answering the door for officers. Officers were responding to a domestic disturbance call. After shooting her in the abdomen (indicated by the symbol below her image),
thedogist:Contessa, Chow Chow (7 y/o), Amherst & U.S. 9, Lake George, NY • “We came home one day and found her on the roof – she went through the window and couldn’t figure out how to get back in. We called her name and she came back in.”
joce0506: Otabek went from “Nice to meet you. Yes sir, I’ll make sure I have your son back home by 9” to “Your son calls me daddy, too.”
hannibalmorelikecannibal: drwillton: Things that make me sad • The fact that Chilton calls his house his ‘property’ and not his home
akaiikowrites: wuffen: haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro calling keith baby since friday, this is very distracting and i am in need of assistance It starts like this: it’s after finals and the Garrison has gotten quiet with everyone home
shadows-creep-inside-of-me: Spying On A Very Naughty School Girl only ů.99 After following me home from school you snuck into my cupboard to watch me. You get to see me strip, dance and play with some of my many toys before I get called for dinner
athenadark: sarahtheheartslayer: unusuallytypical-blog: A Russian zoo is home to a unique animal - the liger. It is half-lioness, half-tiger. Mother Zita is pictured licking her one month old liliger cub I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU CALL IT LOOK
athenadark:sarahtheheartslayer:unusuallytypical:A Russian zoo is home to a unique animal - the liger. It is half-lioness, half-tiger. Mother Zita is pictured licking her one month old liliger cub I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU CALL IT LOOK AT HER HAPPY
ilybug: The LGBT Youth Center in Phoenix, AZ called “One-In-Ten” was purposely set on fire recently. They house homeless LGBT Youth who a lot of them were kicked out or left and abusive home. They also have groups where the LGBT youth of Arizona can
ilybug: The LGBT Youth Center in Phoenix, AZ called “One-In-Ten” was purposely set on fire recently. They house homeless LGBT Youth who a lot of them were kicked out or left and abusive home. They also have groups where the LGBT youth of Arizona
thunder-bearsword: brwnbear550: val-sharah: #lisa walked into dracula’s own home and did not give one fucking ounce of a fuck Call her Buffy because she just slayed his ass. ^^ I never had guessed Dracula was a bottom…
tom-marvolo-dildo: space-ace-in-the-space-race: We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes singing in musicals: *perfect
chipperwoodelf:bettedavisgf:my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby
biglawbear: aperfectillusion: This is actually a real economic concept called the velocity of money. Let’s say you get paid บ, you use that บ to buy lunch from a street vendor, then the street vendor uses that บ to take a taxi home, then the
“Everybody has a home team: It’s the people you call when you get a flat tire or when something terrible happens. It’s the people who, near or far, know everything that’s wrong with you and love you anyways. These are the ones who tell you their
“and we laugh and laugh andall I know isat this moment I feel likeI can do anything I wantand be anyone I wantand go anywhere on the globeand still call it home” ~ Kirsten Smith, The Geography of Girlhood
acutelesbian:thedaysofforever: Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
palmsies: A nail house (钉子户 dīngzihù) is a Chinese neologism for homes belonging to people (sometimes called “stubborn nails”) who refuse to make room for development. The term, a pun coined by developers, refers to nails that are stuck in
davina-vaga: You know how this works (79)Drawn into the “game” That evening, home alone and horny You start browsing the Internet, eh yes for cute porn Beep … and one of your FB friends calls in for a chat You start
thefuckguru: this is what I call a great night at home
