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morphine-and-cigarettes: promise me that if you’re lucky enough to call the person you love yours that you won’t ever take them for granted or let them go okk
noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells
1-2-4-call-a-whore: drunk—barbies: ✌active hipster blog✌
jakemalik: someone needs to open up a pizza restaurant called “THE GYM“ so I can always tell people i’m going to THE GYM or that I just got back from THE GYM
aschoolgirlcrush: my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
Their love started in a photo lab. She would bring in her film to him. He would develop it. She called him “Pro Photo Guy” to her friends. He lit up every time she walked in the lab. Months went by. Awkward conversation and hellos and good byes were
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
The average length of a hug between two people is 3 seconds. But researchers have discovered something fantastic. When a hug lasts 20 seconds, there is a therapeutic effect on the body and mind. The reason is that a sincere hug produces a hormone called
tomhiddles: “I feel the media refuses to take responsibility for the fact that we talk about each other the way we do and judge people in all the wrong ways. I’m tired of women calling other women fat. We have to think about the way we talk about
meaghanelaine: This morning my boyfriend called me and told me his best friend had died. Expressing my condolences, utterly confused, I went on to ask him what had happened. He then informed me that his goldfish, Jamal, had been found floating lifeless
100wordsneversaid: different ways to call the person you love
releasings: my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her
averagebare: i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
towritepoems: my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
ofuckme: why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going
riesshistoria: are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
swaggiethough: hello 911 i accidentally missed my moms calls 13 times in a row i think I need to be in a protection program
suspnd: suspnd: suspnd: my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop
0cchi-luminosi: avaiara: i remember back in first grade my school did this thing every year called a readathon where everyone wore pajamas to school and we had blankets and pillows and we built little nests on the floor and literally did nothing but
charminbear: phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
moltengolden: keylimepie: horse-ebook: donbroccoli: Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta? fuck Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this? Get the fuck off your
owldee: calling out slut shaming hells yes
ugh-hey: tell a stranger they look beautiful today compliment someone on their smile call your parents hold the door open for someone anonymously send a friend flowers make someone happy today it’ll make you feel good too
burritwo: starbuckers: what do you call a giraffe driving a car? a danger to society
lolihunter: i have a unique art style. i call it “i tried”
richarcl: if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart
raffina: my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
ridge: i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
buttgenie: I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse
coluring: If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you
sibiet: i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated
zooeyclairedeschanel: happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time
“I went to see Nirvana at a small club called the Pyramid on Avenue A in New York City. It was hard to hear the guitar, but the guy playing & singing had a vibe; he hopped around like a muppet or an elf or something, hunched over his guitar,
imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member Imagine you went on a date. imagine you went blind imagine all the people living life in peace but everything changed when the fire nation attacked So call me maybe Amen.
oeuniverse: In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders: Public speaking Not being afraid of teenagers Calling the doctor yourself Taxes Arguing without crying Having a normal sleep pattern Having an answer to the question
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
ben-c: bonaventure-: if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically some person: hey asstown you: nah some person: i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean
in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
xfaults: xfaults: there’s a website called avoidhumans.com that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded. just reposting for any of my followers who haven’t seen this! i love you all
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
timemachineyeah: birooksun: mrskittyquinn: This was one hell of an eye opener We need to see these in more places THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE ABLEIST FAT SHAMING ONES CALLING PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE ESCALATOR OR ELEVATOR LAZY.
richhomiebvlgari:For all the gays, stop feeling like you shouldn’t speak your mind cause somebody’s gonna call you a faggot! Speak your fucking mind!
rabioheab: it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
lanalawt: contemporary-carolina: manipulate: supersmashedkev: what kind of satanic ritual is this it’s called jungle juice mmm, tastes like blacking out my body is ready
satansslittledevil: Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me “Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep
whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst: lifeisuselesswithoutpizza: superwholock-is-my-hell: allamericanheroine: asriels: boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular
comfort-and-close: whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst: lifeisuselesswithoutpizza: superwholock-is-my-hell: allamericanheroine: asriels: boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer
how can I be such an innocent baby girl and a tease and a cute princess and a slutty little girl and a goddess all at once?
I want to have my hair petted and be kissed on my forehead and called good girl but then spanked and bossed around and thrown around until I can’t handle it anymore
so darfin got me super worked up and was being really mean and teasing until I was squirming and then he fucked me super hard and I thought we were done but he told me to touch myself and then choked me a lil while telling me I was such a dirty girl and
pinkbabyprincess: pinkbabyprincessblocklist: brat-grrrrl2: when girls steal ur pictures, crop ur watermark, add their own, get called out on it & then refuse to delete their stolen content (bc they think we still live in 2004 & high quality
more and more of my old friends or exes are getting verrry close or have found my bun instagram or this tumblr, currently my old friend is telling me about all these pretty girls he started following and half of them are my mutuals lol uh hi
shortsadoll: comfort-and-close: whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst: lifeisuselesswithoutpizza: superwholock-is-my-hell: allamericanheroine: asriels: boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their
seatvel3: daddy-buttons: shemalesrock: Blondie Johnson… In order to get by, stupid little girls will take a page out of the “fake it ‘til you make it” playbook. The special ones, however, take out an annual subscription to the “Call-girl Barbie
