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calellon:if you’ve never had sex my personal advice to you is to never have any either because the moment you do you won’t be able to think about anything else anymore and it will ruin you Maybe the lesser evil
calellon:happy father’s day! if ur dad is trash i’ll be ur dad today :) love u honey take care
calellon: i haven’t done any sports since 2009 can u imagine my full potential if i actually had a gym buddy or friends to work out with
calellon: i don’t grow any more facial hair than this and i cba to shave every week so i’m permanently sporting that unkept depression face
calellon: i accidentally deleted this in a nervous breakdown so hello pals ’t is I again the moment a colleague walks in whilst I’m flexing awfully hard for a snap in a futile attempt to “”“impress”“” someone cya
calellon:which one of my own selfies should i reblog tonight to experience the high of physical validation from strangers on the internet for a few minutes
calellon: the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever
calellon: i touch my own butt a lot
calellon: i want 2 be seduced Same tho
calellon: i’m ready to vanish
calellon: Local Man Takes Off Pants, Makes Sure Everybody Knows
calellon: why does 97% of straight men on tumblr flirt the way they do… like who taught them that rude and pervy moves actually work… where did they get the idea that sending unsollicited dick pics is a charming way to start a conversation…. who
calellon: where’s my gamer gf @
calellon: i luv it when my friends randomly send me risqué snaps Iike HELLO big fan of ur work I’M CHEERING FOR U & can’t get enough of it tbh
calellon: i’d like to know what it feels like to be desired irl for once
calellon: thanks if u find me attractive online but no one ever desires me in real life so i can never really believe you
calellon: you’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by…. the relentless urge to remove yourself from all your group chats and vanish completely from all messaging services and social media platforms whatshoever
calellon: i feel so guilty for not enjoying life
calellon: shazam but like… for uncredited and unsourced porn
calellon: there’s nothing hotter than someone you’re into thirsting over you tbh
calellon: me waiting for my mutuals to slide into my DMs like
calellon: “if they want to talk to you, they will” is a concept that sends such a brutal kind of pain through my heart because it leaves me to haunt forever between a myriad of choices i should make but never can. do i initiate a conversation time
calellon: calellon: why does 97% of straight men on tumblr flirt the way they do… like who taught them that rude and pervy moves actually work… where did they get the idea that sending unsollicited dick pics is a charming way to start a conversation….
calellon: maybe we should sin a little
calellon:i’m but a moth and people with warm souls are the lamps i am eternally drawn to
calellon:why is sexual tension that doesn’t necessarily go anywhere so addictive
calellon:hey can you hold this for me real quick *pumps a load in you*
calellon:tumblr is TOO americanocentric and it needs to end. in 2019 the new fresh and spicy focal point of tumblr will be the netherlands and every single blogger who doesn’t coorporate will have their blog terminated.
calellon: tumblr is TOO americanocentric and it needs to end. in 2019 the new fresh and spicy focal point of tumblr will be the netherlands and every single blogger who doesn’t coorporate will have their blog terminated.
calellon: i could do with a lil taste of u
calellon:nudes improve moods
calellon:my brain is so fucking mean to me man what’s up with that. we’re on the same team here buddy. fuckin get with it
calellon: imagine how powerful i would be if i felt completely comfortable with my body and mind and actually had a sense of self esteem
calellon:it’s just me and my stupid little fantasies against the world
calellon:*carries around one of these when i make my rounds through my mutuals’ blogs*
calellon:thenatsdorf:Rescued raccoon imprints on dad. (via)
calellon:i just sit here and have my depraved little fantasies
calellon:noturfknbaby:“Her mouth was so inviting, so swollen, as if for kissing…Her dark hair was all over the pillow, a dark pillow, all around her. Even in the candlelight her mouth shone red, and it was half open like a flame.” - Anaïs Nin,
calellon:big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while
calellon:sundays are all about being horny and existential despair
calellon:@mutualsit’s okay to flirt with me sometimes
calellon:wild how u can have the nastiest fantasies about a mutual and they just… have no idea
calellon:*fantasizes about you disrespectfully*
calellon:i hate it whenever someone turns me on just a little too effortlessly… you’re not meant to have that kind of power over me :/
calellon:a good orgasm will do you like a factory reset
calellon:can i bite you with romantic intentions?
calellon: submerged-musings: calellon: the concept of someone you’re into masturbating to the thought of you really is just one of the absolute hottest things ever Is it?
calellon:wildflowers-wild-hearts:calellon:ladies! is there honestly anything sexier thanbreadBread with cheese.
calellon:justins-foley: calellon: *sends u a nude but as a friend* Of course it’s written by a guy lol i’m sorry, i’d send nudes as a lover
