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sixpenceee: The above picture is of a local man from the 1950’s who would allegedly dress as an alien to scare people by running across the road.
shitsujiofdeath: Awwwwwww~!So sweeeet~ Sakazuki, it’s a human being, not an alien. Stop looking like that. ;<
I think about this a lot. I still feel like I sound like an alien when I speak Finnish.
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
victoriousvocabulary: ALTELLUS [noun] an alien. Etymology: Latin. [Robin Eisenberg]
ethicalmemes: An alien abduction #EthicalMemes
demonwomb: riding an Alien ( x )
pixel-game-porn: Busty hentai asian girl getting raped and groped by an alien mutant.
sasoriharem:I have a feeling her name is supposed to be written like Ki’ara or something since she’s an alien. Ehh
xxxgingeslut357xxx: Happy XCOM 2 day! These girls are celebrating it in style – onboard an alien abductor ship about to be ‘processed’. Don’t worry, it’s only a simple procedure involving about a hundred hours anal probing followed by induction
audreyii-fic: angelholme: audreyii-fic: get-your-ass-in-the-impala: audreyii-fic: lumos5001: khan-locked: i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters This brings
: I don’t think people get the whole weight of what he’s saying. I mean, it’s a great dialogue and everything and it gives you goosebumps every time you hear it, yeah. But there’s so much more to it. The Doctor, an alien from the planet Gallifrey
lallasward-blog: was lonely then, like an alien.
jessalrynn: physics-bitch: Recently, NASA have discovered something that could be an alien megastructure in space effecting the star KIC 8462852. This theory comes from observations made showing that the star was dimming by more than 20%, then it would
theflavourofyourlips:witchec:just-shower-thoughts:If an alien came up to me one day and said “take me to your leader”, I would have no idea how to accomplish that. #yup#like first of all#do I take them to the king or the first minister?#but what
“Sure, I’m an alien but I don’t know why you’d think I’d abduct people. But there’s a great eatery across the galaxy if you want to check it out” AU
roscoewilde: biscuitsarenice: “Here in the Pacific, 200 metres down, we enter an alien world… This is barreleye a fish with a transparent head filled with jelly so that it can look up through its skull.” - Sir David Attenborough Blue Planet
dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
boys-and-ghouls: booingbergara: thepossessionofshanemadej: shane what the fuck Me, an alien in disguise: sweats this is what a demon would say
z-nogyrop: z-nogyrop: imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them
kravitz: here are all the playlists that were requested: smoking weed with fairy royalty you’re sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool lit by neon lights, but instead of water the pool is filled with peach soda you’re an alien visiting your human
z-nogyrop: z-nogyrop: imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad
beanhusk:watching doctor who is like,, yes i can believe this welsh quarry is an alien planet no i cannot believe donna noble would say flip instead of fuck
homunculus-argument:Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast
In 1908 large debris from an alien vessel landed in Siberia and was subsequently discovered by Imperial Russian soldiers. Preparation for investigation and reverse-engineering of the debris by a new special extraterrestrial department was to begin when
greeneyedbabyyyy:Lol when I lie down I have an alien body 👽
There’s this guy high off his balls in walmart and he called me an alien
askaphrussiada: krovav: I couldn’t stop listening to this song and picturing an alien au Seguir leyendo I want a fanfic for this. Please…someone give me one. @krovav I prefer people don’t write fanfictions based off of my art and personal
thisclockworkheart: Think of all the children born today who will never know a life where marriage wasn’t legal for everyone, no matter their sexual orientation. It will literally be an alien concept to them. One of those weird things from the past.
tessaviolet: edwardspoonhands: jizzzyrichardpignoodles: jizzzyrichardpignoodles: slutpotential: 90s90s90s: In 1988, Seth Green played Alyson Hannigan’s date in My Stepmother Is An Alien. Nine years later, he played her boyfriend on Buffy The Vampire
bisexualcooper: bisexualcooper: mulder would get high and convince himself he’s an alien “oh my go d, scully. this whol etyme….. this whole tim e.”
Sometimes I think my dog Vincent is actually an alien in the form of a dog. Or a Terminator.
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Big Hero 6 was a very cute and fun movie. Baymax is cute as heck. My little sister wants to be an engineer now. She says she’s going to build a time machine
ilasja: alexandrite looks like an alien glam rocker and i’m cool with that i hope this means we get to see a garnet/pearl fusion later on _(:37
keepbeachcityweird: Whoa - some, truly, unruly, weird object just came shooting down from space and landed over by Steven’s house!!! I didn’t have time to snap a pic with my camera, but luckily I have an extremely accurate photographic memory and
keepbeachcityweird:This my view right now. In case I get shot down by an alien, there’s a folder on my desktop that says DO NOT DELETE. Please delete that folder!
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dhsyweirdo: I can’t kill everyone with an empty stomach. ...so Pizza saved our world 🍕
mynameismad:POV: you’ve been trapped in an alien subway liminal space for 2 days when these guys show up
The moon by….an unknown artist
edwardspoonhands: jizzzyrichardpignoodles: jizzzyrichardpignoodles: slutpotential: 90s90s90s: In 1988, Seth Green played Alyson Hannigan’s date in My Stepmother Is An Alien. Nine years later, he played her boyfriend on Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
mind-against-body: happyheretic: curiouslyhigh: nabulungi: lilo and stitch actually is the most depressing film that disney ever made it’s literally about parents dying and a child being forced to raise her younger sister and about an alien coming
certifiedhypocrite: obese-chan: 💤 💤 A robo? A monster? An alien? Mystery.
awl fuq. i share the same sign with a crazy bxtch and someone who claims hes an alien…smh
1st he said hes the next 2pac michaelangelo and so so so and so and now hes the new nelson mandela? maaan this dude is thinking like an alien. he needs to get his cranium checked. hes not thinking realistically. the history books are filled w/ ppl who
NOT AN ALIEN
zombres: 06 of 31 Horrors: Attack the Block (2011) — Moses and his crew have just finished mugging a young woman when an alien suddenly falls from the sky and attacks them. Not about to run and hide, the group chase the creature down and kill it. But
lupass-moosen: swishandphlick: duckassassin: im-flawfull: yellowmodelchiiick: I’m done. With life. I swear. i wouldn’t go near her O___o Do people find this attractive? It looks like an alien is trying to be born. How does she find clothes?
Meeting an alien for the first time
karanmamaeryl: thattokenstraightfriend: fireb0y: What are cats Showing an alien images of the animals of earth and these are the only cat pictures they see ~~~~~~♢♢♢♢
raggedy-smith: jackdonaghy: Am I the only one offended that he slaps her ass in front of what I presume is a family Christmas dinner? x Well no, but you have to remember this is The Doctor. Even if it’s a ploy, he’s an alien. Never been a human
dubiousculturalartifact: tinfoilrobot: It’s strange to think that the same show that aired the first interracial kiss on American TV was also responsible for dressing a terrier up in a furry suit and calling it an alien ok but you don’t understand,
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