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professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
desuu-ka: Underwater trash photos look like scenes from an alien world
I’m an alien
👽 Apparently not everyone finds its as amusing as I do to be an alien 😂👽 by chloe.khan
Bow ties make everything better.👠With my fashion style I always feel like an alien in casual California.☺️ I’m sending you lots of love. Have a wonderful day!! Your A.❤️ #bowtie #fashion #woman by alinalewisofficial
People sometimes ask:“ How can you wear this clothes in California? It’s not California style..” Well, yes. Talking about clothes, I’m an alien in California.👽☺️ But I won’t change it. That’s clothes I feel comfortable
allanislost: pizzaforpresident: rip-homegirl: this is literally the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever read i have never in my life heard a man say he hates yoga pants… i feel like an alien wrote this article I approve of all these fashions tbh
Dude, I'm brazilian, not an alien.
britneyqueers: I am not an alien, I am not a Woman & I am not a Man. I am not a creature of your government. What I am, when they ask you, who is Lady Gaga? You tell them I am you. We share the same hopes, we share the same dreams and we share the
oniongirl: ‘‘He’s sort of like an alien prince. He still runs my universe as well, like, every morning I wake up and I think, ‘What would Bowie do?’’’ — Lady Gaga Rest in peace David Bowie — ☆ January 8th, 1947 ✝ January
bodyswapfiction: Invasion Request: Love your work its the best i love the long and detailed stories it makes my day when you update with a new caption i’m so excited with your work can you do a caption with an alien possessing a women like about
I'm Just An Alien Princess, Baby
sixpenceee:“A photo I took at a fireworks display eerily looks like the beginning of an alien abduction.” (Source)
goliathsjam: bonerfart: i hope so I’d fuck an alien @all-mighty-powerful-poopie
thewyrdwain: school-marm-charm: That moment when the evil witch who has been sealed away for 170 million years, speaks the truth …. Is Rita Repulsa on a flying bike? She’s an alien witch who creates monsters that could level cities and she’s
just-shower-thoughts: Imagine living with an alien species whose food is so amazing that you’d risk punishment just to eat the inedible plastic containers that the food came in. That’s a dog’s point of view.
omingg: What if life was just a trip and you woke up an alien holding a bong surrounded by your friends saying, “Did you feel it?”
internetmessiah: i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked
✖I'm an alien✖ 👽
arefinedrascal: thaxted: It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you. DAWWW they’re so adorable
esadollmisa: I’m an alien ;) My body is the ship for universe called orgasm in human word. Here’s entrance. Look me up all dicks, I will suck you and kidnap :P
im-an-alien-7: Harakiri / Claudio Bertoni.
mind-against-body: happyheretic: curiouslyhigh: nabulungi: lilo and stitch actually is the most depressing film that disney ever made it’s literally about parents dying and a child being forced to raise her younger sister and about an alien coming
spaceshipmatria: cupofbooks: cupofbooks: bookissimo: #excUse you ron #not everyone comes from a wizard family #some of us only found out a couple months ago they have magic #some of us are being thrown into an alien culture and don’t appreciate
whittneydoll: that child… is like…. an alien……this is terrifying
siriusly-mooned-off: arkvicarious: *a generally normal object* humans: *a generally normal object but very, very small* humans: :O!!!!!!!! This is an alien meme.
boobarina: quickfas: That u?? No that’s an alien operating my body obviously.
Meeting an alien for the first time
naturalass: esadollmisa: I’m an alien ;) My body is the ship for universe called orgasm in human word. Here’s entrance. Look me up all dicks, I will suck you and kidnap :P Wouaw
kimberlycares: Life of an alien super queen queen with cheetos!! i want!!
90s90s90s: In 1988, Seth Green played Alyson Hannigan’s date in My Stepmother Is An Alien. Nine years later, he played her boyfriend on Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
goodlove-nvibes: wtf I was in the shower and I was thinking I wanted a tattoo of an alien holding a cat.. and then I saw this.. I must get it now
chels-mcc: I look like an alien oops.
robineisenberg: SO MUCH WORK TO DO!!! 😬 I just wanna stargaze with an alien cat. ✨👽✨
kawaiilluminatii: warlocksmith: that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien
i'm an alien
when I grow up I want to be an alien
lcaroway: She’s got to be an alien from the dimension of Goddess Va-Jayjay or something. Nice underboob, too, if you ever get around to looking at it.
thaxted: It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
somewhere out there is an alien ufo pilot is getting fired for their unprofessionalism
mermaid-anon: sixpenceee: If an alien in a galaxy 65 million light years away is looking at us through a telescope right now, then they are looking at dinosaurs. That really fudged up my mind
the anon sending mean annoying messages, lets wrap it up here: my eyes are too big, im too skinny, my boobs are too small, where are my lips, where is my ass, I look like an alien, blah blah but im still cute af and I dont need to be hateful like you
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Submission to an Alien Religion
tsunamiwavesurfing: i feel like if i tell you something about me, as inconsequential as you may perceive it to be, you should just keep it to yourself like if i wanted someone else to know i woulda told em. like this shit be coming off as an alien concept
bellusterra: Got spanked by @myrealnameisterrence and another top, then I got to see an Aliens V. Predator bdsm performance…pretty fucking amazing.
ataadnan: The unknown world on Flickr. The world has changed too much in the last few decades, she has been a witness to that. A world which was at her own feet, is now an alien piece of land. Mohakhali Slum,Dhaka.
Life is so hard having an alien heart
There is no way to prove that the Doctor did not just save the Royal Wedding from an alien invasion.
