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babysoftlove: i had a dream an alien princess with angel wings told me how to treat myself nicely here’s what i remember 1. close your eyes when you take warm showers and pretend you are in the rain 2. towels are for soft touches. let your hair dry
margary: My friend’s nipple looks like an alien landscape with my macro lens.
shaolinsuckerpunch: swoz: jtotheizzoe: : Big Think: Bill Nye - How to Talk to an Alien … said Bill, understatedly. IT would change theirs too. NEAT RIGHT? Don’t the odds favor that we’re not alone though? (via imgTumble)
myflawlessangelofthursday: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: doomslock: AU - Dean VS Dalek └ Dean has faced demons and even the Devil. So an alien with a whisk and a plunger isn’t going to scare him. MASSIVE PEPPER SHAKER OFMG THIS. IS. FLAWLESS.
richwhitelesbian: guccigoggles: what the fuckis an alien gonna do with money buy weed you fucking idiot
tinfoilrobot: It’s strange to think that the same show that aired the first interracial kiss on American TV was also responsible for dressing a terrier up in a furry suit and calling it an alien
sun-thief-rai: lauriejuspeczyk: so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13
vampirefreakism: airagorncharda: why does nobody on tumblr talk about this movie? I mean seriously: “The alumni cast of a cult space TV show have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help” It’s a Star
r4drawings: erospertempus: This is a Sisalian OC Commission Gift of @r4drawings‘ Orphilia as a Sisalian (an alien species that I created.) This was something nice for R4 and I do like his character. : ) If you would like one, check out the price
ardorotica:So I decided to go ahead and render this one up too. I was toying with a dick nipple fiction. Maybe she’s an alien, or a genetic mutation? So, would you suck on a woman’s dick nipples? yes
kawaiilluminatii: warlocksmith: that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien
isabelcostasixties: UFO, TV Series. Actresses from the science fiction series about an alien invasion of Earth, pictured during photo-call to promote the series outside Hall of Memories, Birmingham, 15th September 1970. Photos by Birmingham Post. 🛸
queencityconfidential: Bo Jackson is an alien.
ethicalmemes: An alien abduction #EthicalMemes
masteringofherholes: constant-priapism: Hotkinkyjo with an alien dildo! - Enjoy! Ruining that sloppy used shitter
calaracd: Oh my word! It looks like she is giving birth to an alien!
half-an-alien: Ezra Miller
wolfqveen: Thinking of coloring the tips of my hair lime green like an alien hmmm!
vextape: Sometimes I desperately want one of those soft girly faces but then I remember I kinda look like an alien hybrid thing so that’s ok I guess?
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sixpenceee: “A photo I took at a fireworks display eerily looks like the beginning of an alien abduction.” (Source)
hotcommunist: I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla
im-an-alien-7: Harakiri / Claudio Bertoni.
We have to do a sketch featuring the contents of a trash can from an alien civilization. And I’m drawing a blank, I need some ideas. :/
bittersweetxxiii: From baby to babe? It took almost 25 years to get to this point in my life where when I look in the mirror I don’t see an alien or a stranger staring back at me. Everyday is a struggle to push forward and to keep moving in the right
foammm: im an alien ~
qhostfrank: honestly if u wanna shave ur eyebrows and wear blue lipstick and shave ur head and look like an alien go for it n if u wanna have long messy hair and no makeup and hairy armpits go for it and if u wanna spend 2 hrs on ur makeup and hair go
dianarossweave: afrikanrootz: moon-cunt: 2brwngrls: were you ever this cool at that age answer: no omg I LOVE WILLOW She sounds like a btr version of rhi willow looks like an alien princess and i like that a lot
aloemom: deebott: theish415: ccyourstruly: madamgyoza: who needs space really i mean this is no doubt an alien Shit is so unappealing to my eyes 😷 What is actually going on? 😥😥😥 Look at my child God you’re beautiful See
honest-babee: reading the 5th wave. I know so interesting. the book really is pretty good tho. about an alien invasion and what not.. i didnt know that was what it was about when i bought it.. what w/e. its good
gypsyrose27: Haha if I ever got my inverted nipples surgically fixed it would be because I’m so tired of people acting like they’re some freakish anomaly and I’m an alien for having them or something. Except I’d never do that because I love my
anarchacannibalism:rosaluxmemeburg: un-contradiction: where’s that picture of david duchovny gazing longingly at jar jar binks in a picturesque landscape of an alien planet i don’t want to believe any more
thisclockworkheart: Think of all the children born today who will never know a life where marriage wasn’t legal for everyone, no matter their sexual orientation. It will literally be an alien concept to them. One of those weird things from the past.
gallusrostromegalus: biscuitsarenice: “Here in the Pacific, 200 metres down, we enter an alien world… This is barreleye a fish with a transparent head filled with jelly so that it can look up through its skull.” - Sir David Attenborough Blue
boobarina: quickfas: That u?? No that’s an alien operating my body obviously.
inkstash: Yeoman Chambers learning more about an alien species.
megafandump: Welcome to the “I can’t draw genitals so I compensated besides it’s an alien anyways” club, population: meMy partner likes Peridot a lot, and tentacles. So have Peridot and some tentacles.
sickhumor: An alien abduction!
betchplease2: #So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO
richwhitelesbian: guccigoggles: what the fuck is an alien gonna do with money buy weed you fucking idiot
jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might
sixpenceee: “A photo I took at a fireworks display eerily looks like the beginning of an alien abduction.” (Source)
rosaluxmemeburg: un-contradiction: where’s that picture of david duchovny gazing longingly at jar jar binks in a picturesque landscape of an alien planet
disasterhoft:“Pat’s body was snatched by an alien who hasn’t learned English yet”I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
bisexualcooper: bisexualcooper: mulder would get high and convince himself he’s an alien “oh my go d, scully. this whol etyme….. this whole tim e.”
weedjoke420: That one friend that’s an alien, but is tryna keep it on the DL
etherealrose-mdl: weaponoutfitters: Halloween is great!Ethereal Rose as an alien fighting super spy! Did this photoshoot a while back with the help of 10-8 Performance, be sure to follow rose and 10-8 for when they release the rest of this series!Best
karlkronic:An alien landscape, alluring and unexplored. Follow on Instagram @ karl_kronic
bobdoom: thaxted: It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you. I really want to see a strange animated short about people hiding from something… then at the end, it’s revealed that
itinerent: Kate Micucci looks a bit like an alien, yet I find her super attractive?
Dude, I'm brazilian, not an alien.
If an alien arrives on Earth and says “Take me to your leader” we all have a silent agreement we’re taking them to Beyonce, right?
flaccidtrip: *walks outside at 3am and waves my arms violently hoping an alien ship sees me* PLEASE TAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
breedingsociety: She is preparing for an alien invasion and giving birth to its new leader.
Maybe I’m An Alien, Earth Is Hard
audreyii-fic: angelholme: audreyii-fic: get-your-ass-in-the-impala: audreyii-fic: lumos5001: khan-locked: i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters This brings
