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sciencefictionworld: Scuba diving on an alien world? I’ll pass.
recentgooglesearches:would an alien think im pretty
yesgamora: My favorite thing about gotg was how Peter overcame his grief and turned into a goofball. We first saw him mourning over his loss and then abducted by an alien spacecraft. Imagine the terror and despair he had to go through…but next scene
sidnugget: If you’re an alien message me I won’t post it publicly I just wanna know if you’re real or not
officialfist: carrotchipper: There was an alien festival this weekend. Happy birthday to my favorite comic in the world
kawaiilluminatii: warlocksmith: that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien
jugga-lugga-lugga-lo: He said I was born of an alien race, born with a hatchet and a juggalo face ;)
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madamgyoza: who needs space really i mean this is no doubt an alien
africanaquarian: africant:When Val-Yor calls me “Troq,” he is saying that I am worthless, a nothing. Starfire is an alien of color
mustangthroughthevalley: sixpenceee: Elephant’s Foot Glacier in Greenland. The shape of Greenland’s Elephant Foot Glacier is so distinct that it stands out dramatically from its surroundings when viewed from space. There’s probably an alien
laserpon3: 2007excalibur2007: phintasticpony: cuddlepone: megidoplasma: FUCKING HELL ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE wow fuck launchpads Mindblown what the actual fuck lmao This is how you call an alien planet.
sun-thief-rai: lauriejuspeczyk: so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13
snarkies: Wanted to draw an alien lady in a space suit!
saint-pride: How I lost XCOM- My soldiers couldn’t shoot an alien even if it literally stood still doing nothing.
tripropellant: elhieroglyph: Chair, 19th Century, Russia. seeing The Chair in a context like this feels like standing on thr surface of an alien planet
sepulchritude: on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship it doesn’t have any
reignsan: From Nintendo’s twitter. One of the original concepts for the Zelda that would become Breath of the Wild was an alien invasion set in a modern Hyrule. Link in a hoodie on a bike and Ganondorf wearing a t-shirt are things that actually exist
malt-tango: malt-tango: malt-tango: How would you even begin to explain ‘pets’ to, say, an alien who had no concept of domesticated species “Humans and wolves originally developed a mutually beneficial relationship based on hunting for food,
siriusly-mooned-off: arkvicarious: *a generally normal object* humans: *a generally normal object but very, very small* humans: :O!!!!!!!! This is an alien meme.
my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck: syrva: ginger-ale-official: mystrade-shipper: injuries-in-dust: If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall. Imagine seeing
cipheramnesia:thantos1991:homunculus-argument:Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when
getthefuckoutofmyface:tripropellant: elhieroglyph: Chair, 19th Century, Russia. seeing The Chair in a context like this feels like standing on thr surface of an alien planet
Meeting an alien for the first time
za-smierc-przyjaciela: speedwag: aozth: 2016 is quite a year ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this
snoozlebee: i-fought-space: i-fought-space: writing-prompt-s: After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky. somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!
tibets: THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT IS HE COMING OUT AS AN ALIEN
just-shower-thoughts: Marvin the Martian was the ref in space jam because he’s both an alien and a looney toon. He’s neutral.
mafiamoll: mostingeniusparadox: Action Comics #863 this is a great message that i fully support but like superman is an alien
just-shower-thoughts: There’s a chance that we have named a random object in space that was already named by an alien civilization.
"My dad is not an alien!"
string-cheese: totallynotagentphilcoulson: obsoletesystem: kaaramel: extremely dumb concept: xenocarcinisation. we discover independently evolved life on an alien planet and most of their lifeforms are bizarre and mostly unfamiliar but there’s one
injuries-in-dust: Story prompt…An alien learns this little factoid and takes it upon themselves to watch over their human-friend while they sleep, because they won’t let anything happen to their human.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
hotcommunist: I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out
venus used to have an alien civilization. but it got too hot because they did the same thing as us (burn green house gas) and the planet got hotter and hotter. everything burned. don't repeat the mistake
jakemalik: badboymalyk: do u ever just cry because jakemalik is a real person plot twist: im an alien
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mahouprince: I am an alien boy
jess19898: sapphicdragonfruit: dykawitz: distractedly-tumbles: gayforblair: thesallowbeldam: trashcanufo: roseysapphic: Anyone know how to flirt with girls? yesterday i lent a girl my pen and she gave it back with an alien drawing attached to
c2oh: i had a dream i was an alien that came to earth and i lived inside a billionaire’s mansion and he couldn’t do anything about it because I’m immortal. I put pieces of my souls inside red and blue orbs for people to use to power weapons. One
nerdydisney: Shiro: Now, I’m not saying I’d fuck an alien.Shiro: *looks at Keith* But in specific circumstances…
scribblehooves: She really is an alien.
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
boobarina: quickfas: That u?? No that’s an alien operating my body obviously.
thaxted: It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
sizvideos: Here are 8 signs your cat is probably an alien - watch the video
lordfaptaguise: remember that one episode of jimmy neutron where carl got pregnant in the butt with an alien baby
recentgooglesearches: how to get an alien to abduct you
thezohar: floating-head: This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: dearthoughthenightisgone: petralemaitre: somethingninga: aethersea: sepulchritude: on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing
lady-of-greenwood: patternofdefiance: just-a-kind-of-magic: Imagine being a human in an alien crew in space and leaving with bright blue or pink hair and the color fades and everybody on board wonders WHY you are losing your colors??? Is it the lack
buttholevegan: pizza-party-princess: i just wanna be an alien princess with baja blast inspired eyebrows 👽 I love you
ursulatheseabitchh: ohsoswiftly: Reacting to Blue Ivy Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.
avenuemarceau: Crossed through the universe to get where you are Traveled the night riding on a shooting star Was lonely then, like an alien… But the stars in the sky look like home, take me home! And the light in your eyes, let’s me know, I’m
