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niaro: “My name is Haru! I’m an alien!”
medarobots-deactivated20140715: I’m an alien!
“My name is Urara. I am an alien.” “What?”
tsuritamathursdays: destection: Haru is an alien though. His birthday is self-proclaimed, which has been stated somewhere, if I remember correctly. We don’t know when though. He might have done it before meeting Yuki, because of April 1st’s meaning
happyheretic: curiouslyhigh: nabulungi: lilo and stitch actually is the most depressing film that disney ever made it’s literally about parents dying and a child being forced to raise her younger sister and about an alien coming and wrecking their
shavingryansprivates: universalsymbolof: shavingryansprivates: 100% convinced benderduck cumperbump is an alien sent to take over the world His name is Benedict Cumberbatch, thank you very much. He gets enough crap about his name as well, so sit your
tsuritamathursdays: Comatose by *xSaki-Uchiha THE CAPTION SAYS ““I had a strange dream, Coco, but it was fun. I was an alien and I met a lot of really nice people in a wonderful place called Enoshima. … I miss them already.”— Haru.” WHy
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: dearthoughthenightisgone: petralemaitre: somethingninga: aethersea: sepulchritude: on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing
horroroftruant: “They Live” Live in Downtown Los Angeles Artists Stephen Zeigler and Calder Greenwood gave downtown residents a living installation inspired by the classic film They Live, with signage and actor dressed as an alien in a business
tigerine: thisclockworkheart: Think of all the children born today who will never know a life where marriage wasn’t legal for everyone, no matter their sexual orientation. It will literally be an alien concept to them. One of those weird things from
tibets: THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT IS HE COMING OUT AS AN ALIEN
im-an-alien-7: Harakiri / Claudio Bertoni.
mercedescorby: biscuitsarenice: “Here in the Pacific, 200 metres down, we enter an alien world… This is barreleye a fish with a transparent head filled with jelly so that it can look up through its skull.” - Sir David Attenborough Blue Planet
disasterhoft:“Pat’s body was snatched by an alien who hasn’t learned English yet”I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
boyarmageddon: What you are about to see is Top Secret. It is a videotape recorded over 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote-controlled camera. It shows his attempts to educate a caveman. They have been codenamed: “The Prometheus and Bob Tapes”.
I TOLD YOU IM AN ALIEN. LOLOLOLOL
hufflepuffdean: the year is 4781. the world is ash. the brothers are still lying to each other. Sam has been taken over by an alien from Quasar #730 for the first half of the season. I am the only Supernatural blog left
nagisanitemaboroshi: ethereal-insight: gabrieldreyfuss: Guy who likes music Is he an alien This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
70sscifiart:Uncredited 1965 cover art to The Secret of the Ninth Planet, by Donald A. Wollheim The dude is stuck in an alien penis pump.
pink-mama: airagorncharda: why does nobody on tumblr talk about this movie? I mean seriously: “The alumni cast of a cult space TV show have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help” It’s a Star Trek spoof
sun-thief-rai: lauriejuspeczyk: so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13
I want to explain to my white friends how uncomfortable it is for me when we go to these art events in gentrified neighborhoods and I’m surrounded by a sea of white punks who stare at me like I’m an alien and laugh at my hair
browngirlblues: I’m sick of Mulder snooping around shit. He’s rubbing off on Scully and I don’t like it @endlesshiccup imagine stabler trying to interrogate/fight an alien
rosaluxmemeburg: un-contradiction: where’s that picture of david duchovny gazing longingly at jar jar binks in a picturesque landscape of an alien planet
snoozlebee: i-fought-space: i-fought-space: writing-prompt-s: After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky. somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!
whiteboyvevo: 2011 was so fucked up… How did a Katy Perry song about fucking an alien become #1
you-only-liberate-once:me and my totally-not-an-alien boyfriend arriving at the function unannounced
just-shower-thoughts: If and whenever they make a new MIB film, Tommy Wisseau needs to be an alien in human disguise in it.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
freak-cl: Paisley Abbey was originally founded in 1245, and rebuilt in the early 1300s, and the recent “discovery” of an Alien-like gargoyle has inspired considerable media speculation about the sculptor’s extraterrestrial influences. However,
no-oh-no:Need me an alien boyfriend to get me off this planet.
just-keep-smiling-darling: Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart(; I follow back & ask if you want a promo(:
ladragonaria: professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” Is the Space
meowvgonspengler: the various emotions of an alien nerdlord
arsenicfox:saharatha:jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here
carrotchipper:There was an alien festival this weekend.
carrotchipper: There was an alien festival this weekend.
disasterhoft:“Pat’s body was snatched by an alien who hasn’t learned English yet”I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
explodingdog: Crazy Monster having a drink with an alien from a distant planet.
thedapper-dyke: Note to self. Today I felt like I couldn’t remember anything that I liked about myself. I’ve gained weight, and everytime I look in the mirror I see an alien staring back at me. So I asked my girlfriend to draw on me every word that
unitedstatesfederalgovernment: noctstiel: superwholocked471: lokifirefox: dooweeweeweeboo: zombie1ovejuice: weshookthesky: The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks that’s an alien, that’s
kldzbop: remember when katy perry wrote a song about fucking an alien
officialunitedstates: if benedict cumberbatch and john green got in a fistfight who would win? neither, it’s an alien metaphor. haha I love memes
Right now, i’m just kinda floating. I’m not feeling bad. I’m just not gonna touch that dark side of my brain right now. Its like i can see it, feel it, but at the same time, im not going near it, its like an alien sludge baby now trapped in
superheroesincolor: Superman vs. Muhammad Ali (1978) // DC ComicsIn 1978, an alien race called the Scrubb demands that Earth’s greatest champion battle their world’s own greatest fighter. Both Superman and Muhammad Ali step forward — and to
online-cats: This is one of our four babbies, Wednesday. There are times when we’re certain she’s actually an alien.
firstclassmovies: THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH (1976). Nicolas Roeg directs David Bowie as an alien seeking water to save his dying planet.
adampacmanjones: ursulatheseabitchh: ohsoswiftly: Reacting to Blue Ivy Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown. Lorde is that creepy 14 year old who says shit like “can i steal your
disasterhoft: “Pat’s body was snatched by an alien who hasn’t learned English yet” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
