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You immediately noticed that your wife was on a business trip with her boss on the date the picture had been taken and that about that time she had got pregnant, but you are still very happy that you are having a baby she wants to name after her boss.
You should have told your son that she cheats on him, that she probably feeds him the remnants of her lover’s cum, but you kneel in front of her and beg her to let you worship her just fucked pussy.
My anaconda don’t! My anaconda don’t! My anaconda don’t want none. Unless you got buns, hun!
hes laughing because theyre gonna frick and they’re being dorks about it.jpg trying to redo/continue old wips but can’t because priorities. Sorry boys, y'all have to wait til I get commissions and requests done before you do the gay sry. busy
theicarustheory: I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigan
GOD DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I DID SO MUCH WORK TODAY I THINK I DESERVE TO DRAW MORE OF THESE LOSERS THANK YOU
You don’t have to be nude to be hot, but you wouldn’t hear me complain if you were!
you think you know everything but you know nothing
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You will cum in her mouth as she sucks you off, but you will make her keep it there for me. Stuck there with her mouth full she will silently watch as I show her how to care for your cock, balls, and asshole after your ejaculation. How to gently suck
You're always saying 'Fuck bitches, Get money' but you have no money and no bitches. What are you getting?
You know you're Canadian when you can identify the smell of cold.
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the next table with the white shirt is so hot." and your friends go:
You had a great nicht with her, fucking her for hours, her having many orgasms. She didnt allow you any orgasm, but you are happy to massage her tight fucking body the next morning at the pool.
You can pretend all you want, but you did not move your head away … no.
You thought that since it was such a big public beach, there were bound to be bathrooms, or at least more sheltered changing areas where you could change into your swimsuit and let go in the water. But you thought wrong.
You are going to get up here … but you’re going to suffer first. So be a good boy with the chores so that I don’t make you suffer too much. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You are going to get up here … but you’re going to suffer first. So be a good boy with the chores so that I don’t make you suffer too much. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Hey all! I’m not going to make a habit of making posts on this blog in anything but the “traditional” format, but this is an exception. The blog blew up a little bit while I was asleep, so I just want to announce something.Since I don’t want this
You know you’re at the wrong job when you start getting paid in feet
yarelimoreno:weloveshortvideos: When you and the squad are tryna turn up but that one person in the group just sucks Poor guy
You know, sometimes you read stuff in comics that makes you stop, think, and also say “what the fuck”, i got one of those moments while reading hellblazer #100, this is where Constantine is in hell and he learns about the sins of his father, and
*You wonder why this dragon is seducing you *This is now rather awkward *But you cannot deny that he has nice underwear (Boxer briefs version here) https://www.dropbox.com/s/0cyp6ydzme1z449/Tibb.gif?dl=0
But I was a good girl….. Ok ok maybe I was bold but you love it
lordvoldetit: reblog if you - are gay - are sad - are crying over a tv show/movie/ship - love pasta no one will ever know which one
applejuiice: markiplier: applejuiice: So uh Yea villainous pilot premiered in Spanish today! English version coming I dunno when 🤷♂️ but very exciting! It’s REALLY good, proud to be a part of it! Did you just reblog my thirsty
But like, seriously. That last half of growing pains, i was completely frozen. I dont even think i breathed. Its the kind of resonance that cant even garner a reaction like “whoa this a personal attack haha,” all you can do is sit there and
You’re a year closer to being 100! You can do it!
You guise notice how everyone looks all sexy and provocative in the teaser photos but Sandeul looks more along the lines of adorable. XD just sayin.
You guise I literally just woke up from a dream where Kwanghee was gay and we hated each other but I protected him from an asshole and suddenly I turned him straight and he asked me outand ohmg it was crazy. Now to get ready for school =_=
you are hollowing yourself out for this addiction. you are masturbating yourself until your brain turns to scoopable goop. your sanity is being compromised with every stroke. normal people don’t masturbate like this. aw but you can go so much deeper
but-you-dont-look-sick: kinda slutty but I like it overall so blow me :D
You ever just look at a conservative’s blog and just see all the things that are wrong or are just misusing facts and you wanna just have a rant at them and prove them wrong but you don’t have the energy to?
jeneelestrange: walrus-on-a-tricycle: moth866643999642311568: i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me Draw the squad in these poses As a former teacher, if I saw anything but the
You don't have to love me... You don't even have to like me... But you will respect me...
you-just-lost1: You could be rough boy, but you won’t give me some love, boy, give it time me till the morn’ ………. YEAH I SAID IT …..
tumbleonandonstuff: “Really, sweetie? You still like it?”It had been the weirdest day of Anton’s life, but his cock had never been harder.“Y-yeah, Mom! W-why don’t you show off another one? Maybe some of the others magically
c1u: reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
you know stuff like thats what your mom said last night doesnt phase me but you change mom to kouhai and ill flip shit on you
You may not be able to control every situation and its outcome, but you can control your attitude and how you deal with it.
But what if I actually wanted to see Nicki Minaj as Armin, person trying to be funny on that fancasting post? Might as well do something to balance out the fact that you were suggesting using Jennifer Lawrence to play a character that is probably poc.
animatronicraccoon replied to your post: Do you think monsters would have human…yesI am glad
You’re bleeding for salvation, but you can’t see,that you are the damnation itself.
Raise your hand if your OTP has literally made you cry, like real tears, not like you just said it on Tumblr but actually cried tears of real unexplainable to your family tears.
ofgeography: hierarches: flickerman: @america explain Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain! @captioned-vines here’s a weird thing i happen to know the answer to, which is that “kansas”
santeria: Why do white people on tinder always gotta be climbing mountains and rocks and shit? What you looking for up there? More land to steal?
You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?
spacepsychologist:chaumas-deactivated20230115:horror story in which the narrator has a breakdown over the unspeakable otherworldly evil they witnessed but the reader slowly realizes they just saw a porcupine or something and didn’t know what it was
r4yquaza: pikachhugrr: logic-dictates: If you understand this, you had an awesome childhood, and you are awesome. I AM AWESOME. Giant Dragonite woo Back when that episode originally aired in the US (when I was, like, 8) I got into an argument with
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
You can't be good enough for everybody, but you'll always be the best for the one who deserves you.
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year? Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
“You always say you’ll be the crocodile, but you never commit!”
I need to get to bed ‘cause we’re going on a lil’ trip with the dog in tow. Not going to say WHY and WHAT we’re getting that requires the dog to come with, but I’ll let you know when we finally come home about how it
You said you’d always be there for me! But you’re not. And it’s because of me. It’s my fault. It’s my fault.
accio-aj: accio-aj: I’m made of scars, but I don’t think they really bother me much any more. They’re just there. I was thinking of recreating this photoset to show how scars have faded.. But most of them are covered up with tattoos now xD
you can just sort of tell there’s kind of a bias towards koujaku out of all the boyfriends.
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
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