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lixpex: That was a nice try, newbie. But you’re not getting out of this camp without taking your dose of the Formula. We brought it with us all special for you. And then once you’re all good and muscled up like the rest of us, we’re gonna go ahead
youdeservedegrading: Not a bad start, but you’re not getting a discount until you’re behind the counter licking My balls.
I’M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED OR WHY EVERYTHING HURTS, BUT I TOLD YOU I’M A PART OF THIS BLOG!
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solnishka1927: nucleic-asshole: notanoveltyaccountok: somewhatgreatexpectations: naked-mahariel: zeplerfer: weeping-wandrian: why the fuck does english have a word for but not for “the day after tomorrow” ??? Because you’re not looking hard
assstuck: >Jadesprite: Hump ALL of the things!!You are now JADESPRITE. You’re not sure what just happened, in terms of crossing dimensions and such, but you’re not about to pass up the opportunity to MAKE NEW FRIENDS. While you can’t hump ALL
lonely-bassist: shylittlebaby: thinspo blogs are reblogging my pictures :// But you’re not thin. You’re lean. These people who run pseudo-science “fitness blogs” are idiots right, but it still breaks my heart
kiasyd: If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful
That awkward moment when you're in a music video but you're not really sure what you're suppose to do
hiipowerlowbullshit: cumprise: When you’re completely dressed but you’re not going anywhere and you don’t care When you’re waiting to watch Spiderman: Homecoming, but then find a @cumprise selfies and hope you don’t miss the movie lost in
dennys: ever feel like a banana string? you’re not the peel. but you’re not the banana. so what the heck are you?
cannedcream: jimfear138: genitalcroatoandisease: If you think you’re otherkin or anything please go get phsyco logical help because you’re fucking insane you idiots are literally so stupid I’m sorry to offend you but you’re not a Fucking plant
thiefofketchup:pizzaforpresident:It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun
missxhorror: You ever get ready but you’re not really ready, all you did was put clothes on and go. You ever wish you could wake up and dress your mind for the day? Make sure your is really pretty and and ready to go. nobody will see you, you’re
alfonso-cuarons: I want you flat on your back. Helpless, tender, open, with only me to help. And then I want you strong again. You’re not going to die. You might wish you’re going to die, but you’re not going to. You need to settle down a little.
sexuallyfrustratedshark: Your lights are on, but you’re not home Your will is not your own Your heart sweats and teeth grind Another kiss and you’ll be mine You like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, It’s closer to the truth to say you
Listen. Don’t hit on people that are doing their job, especially people who are working in a service capacity for you. Part of their job is to be nice and personable and so they often can’t tell you to knock it off in a clear and direct way.
olderthannetfic:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:I don’t know which of you needs to hear this, but it is your God-given right to not be on social media. Those of you on tiktok and twitter seem constantly angry and depressed about
veganconnor: hey guys unpopular opinion but you’re not a bad person if you don’t care about every bad thing happening in the world all the time, or if you do care but you’re not constantly reblogging posts spreading awareness and information it’s
sharkmagician: genitalcroatoandisease: If you think you’re otherkin or anything please go get psychological help because you’re fucking insane you idiots are literally so stupid I’m sorry to offend you but you’re not a fucking plant THESE ARE
kiasyd: kiasyd: If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful Hey if you’re not arabic can
goldenmage: here on tumblr.com we treat everyone with respect!!! oh but except for most religious people, especially christians people who aren’t feminists people who are thin and/or underweight republicans people who like sports or are athletic anyone
She's crying, but you don't help her. She's alone, but you're not around. She's been lied to, but you're the liar. She left because of you.
plant-strong: vege-hime: naughtylittlevegan: plant-strong: mundancing: plant-strong: mundancing: plant-strong: Note the tag: white girl using the n-word as a joke. Mundancing, you may think you’re being cool and edgy, but you’re not, you’re
joshpeck: mendtheveil: avintageheartxo: xo-livv: niadil: When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room calm down, because we are going to work this out This This generation lacks this tho sometimes
the-stonedsoldier: Does anyone else ever get these weird moments where like, your body is in panic mode but you’re not actually having a full on panic attack? Like you’re not thinking about anything and the rest of you is really chill but at the
worthless-holes: forstorare: Maybe if you were good enough at sucking cock then we wouldn’t be here, baby, but you’re not, are you? You’re not good enough at anything at all, that’s why you need me to help you get better. This is all for your
verdemonde: Now you play on the show, a kid that’s not real bright, not real smart. But in real life, you are a member of MENSA, which is very impressive. Are people surprised when they meet you, that you’re not that character? (x)
daniels-gillies: You’re not dead, but you’re not alive, either. You’re a ghost with a beating heart.
221b-hound: kiasyd: kiasyd: If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful Hey if you’re not
groovygaysex:You think you’re gay but you’re not sure? The best way to find out is to experiment, but don’t limit yourself. You need to try it all. How else will you know what you do or don’t like? Yes dear.
bibottomwv4u: shemale-male-couple: mistereeman: melbjess: groovygaysex: You think you’re gay but you’re not sure? The best way to find out is to experiment, but don’t limit yourself. You need to try it all. How else will you know what
damianwaynedaily: You think you’re so cool, but you’re not even a half-way decent batman!You’re right! I’m better.
jayivahn: spaps-society: hallease:This was essentially my life from K - 12 people do this to whites as well “You’re white but you’re not white-white. Like, you’ll get angry because someone has an accent when speaking English but you don’t
soracities: soracities: this is your daily reminder that “you’re pretty for a _____ girl” is not a fucking compliment “i normally don’t go for ____ girls, but–”“____ girls aren’t my thing but–”“you’re not like the other–”
kiz-whalifa: I think the best kiss is when you’re not drunk but you’re not entirely sober and you’ve been looking at each other all night and all of a sudden their lips are pressed against yours and neither of you are sure who initiated it but
jumastaa: When I hear dudes say a girl is “too pretty to be gay”, all I’m hearing is “Wow you’re an attractive woman & you should automatically be available for men, but you’re not & that’s not fair.” I don’t understand how
alyciajazmin: - Meri! Wait! Run before it’s too late and confess your feelings! - Impossible. Anyhow he’s going to say no. - Well, what do you care if he says so, eh? Meri, tomorrow you’re not gonna be here. If you’re gonna confess now, you’re
hirxeth: “You think you know death. But you don’t. Not until you’ve seen it. Really seen it. And it gets under your skin and lives inside you. You also think you know life.You stand on the edge of things and watch it go by, but you’re not
thevrverdict: remember who you are, no you’re not perfect but you’re not your mistakes
repress: that moment when you’re on your periodand you go to peeand you sit thereand hear yourself peebut you’re not peeing yetyou’re just bleeding out like a fucking murder victim
pugletto: Raise of hands how many artists here are actually really tired of people going, “I’m not a fan of x character/ship/show/ but this art is cool” consistently popping up in your feed after you upload your work because it actually sort of
bpd-raincloud: does anyone else realize like mid-laughing that they’re just not happy? like you’re laughing and the joke was funny but you’re not REALLY laughing and you just feel empty
finns-princess: “You think you know death, but you don’t, not until you’ve seen it, really seen it… And it gets under your skin and lives inside you. You also think you know life, stand on the edge of things and what you go by but you’re not
purplebuddhaquotes: “Poisonous relationships can alter our perception. You can spend many years thinking you’re worthless … But you’re NOT worthless. You’re unappreciated.” — Steve Maraboli
I meant to funny, but then I serious-ed. Anyways, here’s a sequel that nobody asked for.You are concerned.Well, no, that’s not quite right. You are Peridot. But you’re feeling concerned.It began a while back. You had been going through the barn