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thebiggestever: “I know you’re more of a breast man, but check my nice big, round ass. Now imagine if I had tits to match it. I’ve heard you can make that happen…”
dollbreaker: You’ll hate yourself for masturbating to this for the rest of your life, and you’ll hate yourself for putting yourself in situations you desperately want to escape but can’t, but you’ll do both, all the same. You’re forever in
trebled-negrita-princess: thesavagespeed: alphadaddydom: nosalvationintime: PSA: Please teach your partner how to choke properly if you’re into that kind of thing. The point of choking is not to crush the oesophagus, but rather to put light pressure
bustysister: “I know you feel like you’re not really part of the family because you were adopted and I wasn’t. But if I let you play with my big boobies, will you finally feel like you’re really my big brother?”
I cannot believe you asked Lola out. Cheerleader Lola, prom queen Lola, valedictorian Lola, Princeton-bound Lola, sexy redhead Lola … you think she’d go out with you? You’re not that bad-looking, but everyone in school knows what you’re into,
denied-and-dripping: You can give me all the dirty glares you want, but you’re still going to be punished. I told you to dress nicely, yes, but my rules expressly state that you are not allowed to wear panties at any time. You broke that rule. So what
anicegoodboy:You’re not like the other boys, are you baby. You’re just happy for me to milk it all out of you, aren’t you. Those other boys used to make me do so many dirty things just to please them, but I know I won’t have to do any of those
samanthathebard: mercurialvixen: “Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy.” “So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?” “Ugh,
Remember, forehead and nose on the floor. I don’t want you seeing anything you’re not allowed to. But trust me, if you’re a good boy I’ll post this to FLR Captions and you’ll see what you were missing. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
“Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper!”
shirospaladin-deactivated201702: Give me four seconds and clear signal. I’ll get in and you’ll never know, but I want you to know. You’re not anonymous… you think you’re untouchable. I’m here to shatter your illusions.
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
apersnicketylemon: Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.Being tired is a normal
fangirlingstamper: artemispanthar: incidentally, do not google “harvestman” if you are afraid of spiders because they are terrifying. Especially do not google “harvestman cluster”. Don’t. Don’t do it. DO NOT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk0_ui0KTNg
medusaesque:explodingsilver:I’m not autistic but I believe in their beliefs
that-chick-you-fell-for: miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that
lizardtitties: actionables: okay but fuck your stereotypes long hair is not “girly” the same way short hair is not “manly” hair has no gender hair is just hair &as long as you’re not disrespecting a culture with the way you do it you
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
hackmylifetrutv: You can pretend you’re not interested all you want, but we KNOW you want to try THIS. Hope you’re enjoying the show! We’ll see you next Tuesday at 9/8C!
Don’t worry about me and what I post, they’re how I feel and what I wanted to say but wasn’t able too. You were a great guy, even if you say you’re not, you are. I had many amazing memories with you, good or bad- I learned from its value, you
harleyquinnsmissconduct: curiouslittleone2616: harleyquinnsmissconduct: pink-and-wet: amateur homemade teen masturbation doggy I’m not a teen or doing doggy but good try…not, jackass harleyquinnsmissconduct Nope, you’re not. But gawd DAMN,
shaky: them-wild-nights: endorsable: shaky: them-wild-nights: shaky: when u try to make a selfie gif but ur kitten will not stand you not paying attention to him for .2 seconds I swear to god if you’re not following her then what are you even
yourhandwasmadeformine: inmycloudyword: “Lucy: Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident? Sam: Ok, what do you mean? Lucy: I mean you’re different. Sam: But what do you mean? Lucy: You’re not like other daddies. Sam: I’m
thedatingfeminist: It is an adult’s job not to date children. I don’t care how “mature” your teenage partner is. I don’t care how “careful” you are to “not be abusive”. I don’t care how much you want this relationship. I don’t
tricias-captions: “You don’t have to worry what your boyfriend thinks of you after we’re done. Nope. He’s actually paying me to do this to you. You may not realize it right now, but you’re one lucky bitch, you are.”
believe it or not. but guys have problems too. they suffer from everything that girls may suffer from. but we hide it because we cant seem weak. were not allowed to be weak. so this is for all the boys out there. you’re not alone. everyone is beautiful.
vicemag: You have “Let It Be” tattooed on your butthole and you’re not into the Beatles???I’m not against the Beatles, I know a bunch of their songs, but I’m not a huge fan. Then why did you get “Let It Be” tattooed on your butthole? Are
thefandomlifechoseme14: that-chick-you-fell-for: miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not
polyglotplatypus:sleepisfornerds: mercurialvixen:“Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy.” “So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a
katiiie-lynn: traumasurvivors: It might not feel like it, but you’re going to get through this. You’ve made it through every single thing you thought you couldn’t and this is no different. You’re going to make it. @mossyoakmaster 💖
unbotheredmuse: You stop right now! You’re not fat, or ugly, or anything else besides gorgeous!! You’re amazing just the way you are, if you want to “make improvements” or better yourself that’s fine but don’t sell yourself short honey. You
denial-switch: You can tell her what you want. But the only way you have to communicate is these two buttons. One for when you’re happy with her. One for when you’re not.
gymboypaul: Some say if you’re smiling you’re not working out hard enough. They don’t understand the grin you give your biceps when they’re about to quit but get another rush.
dogdogs: to all my homies with mental illness, if anyone says or alludes to you being a burden, you’re not. And I promise if you haven’t already one day you’re gonna meet people who make you feel like anything but a burden. Stay strong, I love
yourecanceled: weavemama: apparently being exposed as an untrustworthy president is “unfair” but okay The fact that he called himself a politician smh.You’re not a politician and you’re not even a good businessman.
blackyogasuperstars:Photo by nyiorms Click http://instagram.com/p/yfO8ENpRT_/ to communicate with them. “You fall, you rise, you make mistakes, you love, you learn. You’re human, not perfect. You’ve been hurt, but you’re alive. Think of what a
When guys tease you I like it when guys tease you. They try making you feel as if you’re not theirs & when you leave, they turn around & grab you by the waist. But when you’re going in for a kiss & they move back a step, that’s when
evenmoredegradedsluts: I’ll put you where I want you to be and use you how you deserve to be used. Because you’re not just a slut, but you’re MY slut - aren’t you?
onedeadpoet: Just relax and feel the pleasure swell. Just don’t cum. You can ask me to pause, but we’re not going to be done for awhile. Not until your legs are shaking, you’re limp in my arms and your pussy twitches with each thrust.
sweetcheeksaremadeofthese: trai-all: shadowkat678: frustratedwaffle: shisno: supercrooks: We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and
