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lewdnane: just me playing with my girldick i was trying to cum but i was so embarrassed being on cam! i still managed to cum tho, but thats on a different vid… :3 if you wanna get personal pics and vids of me playing with myself and cumming just for
applejuiice: markiplier: applejuiice: So uh Yea villainous pilot premiered in Spanish today! English version coming I dunno when 🤷♂️ but very exciting! It’s REALLY good, proud to be a part of it! Did you just reblog my thirsty
abomination-station: the sexy monster genre may not be my thing, but I do have a certain respect for what Guillermo Del Toro is doing with the shape of water, because while cowardly media like twilight will remove all signs of monster qualities to make
queenrinacat: brainstatic: Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up. English has a lot more words created for
hernia: when ur friend starts saying something but you were talking first
but yea mcm expo was good fun
But yea real bad storm, knocking apart trees and shit.
emoij: When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
Me when I leave my family to go back to school
derpcakes: There are characters you like but then there are characters you end up thinking about in the middle of the night with a cosmic ache in your chest because they resonate with you so much
frozenlithuania: absolutely despising how someone interprets your favorite character understanding that they can interpret your favorite character any way they want but you still just
cifera: i am all for headcanon but i really think a lot of people don’t understand what the actual meaning of headcanon is. headcanon is not ‘i don’t like this part of canon. in my opinion it should be different so i’m just going to replace it
gaypriest: i hate caring about characters that aren’t popular because they don’t get nearly as many cool posts about them or fanart but it’s almost really nice because there’s no annoying fanbase to make me get sick of them
notsodarling-: Do you ever see something someone posted, and you’re just like NO YOU ARE WRONG but you think to yourself, “This isn’t the hill I want to die on” so you have to let it go?
polanskis: if we mutually follow each other there is a 350% chance i’ve started to type a really enthusiastic message into your ask box about how awesome you are but deleted it because it sounded creepy when i read it over for the 832nd time
aphmoldova: in california there are like 5 seasons hot reALLY HOT HELL kind of cold but it’s still hot cOLD
avolating: I want to talk to people but I feel like I annoy every single person I talk to
jaclcfrost: i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me
dw: i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking Fun fact about me: I have a cyst above my right eye and it’s usually fine but sometimes it gets swollen or sensitive and will hurt whenever I blink. And let me tell you, you get super
ls-boogie: lizzymccullough: findingmyrecovery: You are not going in circles You are making progress in a spiral. You do come back around to where you were at the start, since recovery and healing take time, but every time you come back around to that
7u7: My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”
fallalbomb: do you ever read headcanons or fanfiction and you’re like “this is really cute but also very out of character”
jaclcfrost: like when two characters obviously, clearly, blatantly love each other you can debate and have differing opinions on what kind of love it is all you want you can take it as romantic you can take it as platonic but never forget that fact
austincarl1le: do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really
thegestianpoet: romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker
princeowl: psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with
queenhyrule: it’s both strange and amazing to see how a fictional character (or more) can help you and be your support through a bunch of bullshit in life. sure they’re just fictional people, but that attachment you have sure isn’t. even if it’s
buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little
alltheladiesyouhate: headcanon posts that just show a fundamental lack of critical thinking about the source material are my least favorite thing but i never want to be the party pooper that’s like “uh thats factually incorrect” so i just sit here
gloriousbacchus: religiousmom: tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb #if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s
bostonjaeger: pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
pulsative: before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did
fleurbot: WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE
naamahdarling: howtonotsuckatgamedesign: mirrepp: Some harsh but very very true words When people let me review their portfolios (on career day or open days at my game design school) I explicitly ban them from commenting during the review… …because
sushiprincessssssss: “why would you ship them, they’re so cute as friends” YEAH BUT FRIENDS MAKE PRETTY CUTE COUPLES
braingremlin: when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
gaikudo: Favorite character in a suit
oceantrash: i hate california bc u find out someone lives in california and ur like !! cool i do too we should hang out sometime!! but it turns out they live like eight hours away from you bc this state is just some long ass bullshit land and u never
teenyleeni: if you want to know why greg has a photo of the gems as adults and also pirates b4 story for steven 1) it doesn’t matter but 2) this probablyis beach city full of tourist traps? have they visited every one in utmost sincerety as an effort
bitterbatbrat: enigmalicious: *mentally supports everyone on dash going through a tough time because sucks at forming words and prefers being silent but still cares* *me when I ‘like/heart’ sad text posts*
crunchier: when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside
kiradax: If u wanna be my friend u have to understand that sometimes I can’t cope with conversations. And just because I’m on tumblr effectively shouting into the void but not replying to your message doesn’t mean I hate u it just means that the
marisatomay:you know when you’re a child and you’re like what’s the big deal what’s so wrong with leaving dirty dishes in the sink and then you’re an adult and the presence of dirty dishes that the other adults in the dwelling have left in the
plushefemme:not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious
saxifraga-x-urbium: plain-flavoured-english: Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself. If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from
mirshmurecya:im soo interested in characters that haunt the narrative like they are dead before the story even starts but god are they still there impacting things
cumaeansibyl:cumaeansibyl:I believe very strongly in “I didn’t say it was good, I said I liked it” but what might be even more important is “I didn’t say it was bad, I said I hated it” I just wanna say if you hate something good because
thehotgirlproject: castielsteenwolf: yourspookyginger: my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants
mrhelicoprion:ofide:ofide:damn i wish i had #relatable intrusive thoughts like y’all so i could make jokes about them but all i get is things so horrible i can’t even put them into words ://but of course the idea that like intentionally spilling a
tfw u have all these nice panties but no ass
My brother: calls me Mr. or something else masculine Me: yea? Him: you’re not gonna comment? Me: on what? Him: I called you Mr. Me: yea? And? I’m a demigirl, it’s really not much of a big deal to me Him: Demi? As in a demigod? Me: no,
disloving: sh[i’m]es br[horny]oken but i dyed my hair back to dark brown, yay c:
bebroom: A woman’s body is not for you. If she wants to cover it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. If she wants to expose it, she should feel free and safe in doing so. It is not an indication of her self-respect, but an indication of her
restlesslyaspiring: mistress-and-her-operator: Too perfect this is too adorable steve discovers how to take selfies and sends it to all the avengers and they’re all like “aww stevie" but tony is like “OH DEAR GOD STEVE"
caliverable: dashingicecream: does anyone wanna give me some shoni doodle ideas cause I wanna draw them but like doing what? lololol it would be much appreciated c’: ok your reply thing isnt there so i think you should draw them in this pose
i finished DA2 i am sad now but like i got that little line thats like “all the companions have to leave the champion, cept merrill” so all good
why haven’t I gotten one of those little “the baby elephant STUMBLED INTO UR ASK" and it went BBBFFFFFFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR this is a cRIME I want to draw this little elephant but I can’t because I haven’T GOTTEN ONE
otter-kat said: ms paint and nanofate this brings me way waaaay back man oH GEEZ;;;; bro you’ve seen me at my wORStt,, //laugHS but YEA what a coincidence that i decided to draw them in ms paint this time sgFGDH
koduck: sorry for removing all the captions but IS THAT REAL. LIKE LEGGIT REAL. DONT TELL ME IT’S REAL
hahahahaHA thAT ULTRASOUND APPOINTMENT DID NOT GO HOW I THOugHT IT WOULD GO but its over now (not in a dangerous way tho so no worries) aaahh havin a vagina sucks sometimes gadamn
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