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“Daddy,” Billie asked her father, “this might sound weird, but, um, are you my Daddy?” “What do you mean, baby?” He asked back. “Like, I know you’re my Daddy, but are you like, y'know, my Daddy? I’
*note: caption edited from the original submission* “Um…” “What is it, little brother?”“I don’t mean to be rude, but, um, isn’t that shirt a little tight?”“I think it’s just tight enough,
i know i saved this um for like a caption or um something about her getting um her brains fucked out but um i can’t think of it um now but she’s totally a um mindless whore now with um that cock in her and stuff
shit i was supposed to post this yesterday some folks requested john birthday art; march 31 is kind of a fanon birthday tho? but you know what who cares sherlock is naked i borrowed the phrase on sherlock’s cake from another great birthday fanart
I’ve never been asked for general advice. you know, it’s hard with advice, isn’t it? Like, if you give people advice they want to ignore it most of the time. Um, but, um, I don’t know. I don’t know. What do I know? I don’t know anything
hypdom: “But… um… wait… why am I wearing this?” “Your old cheerleading outfit? Oh, because we wanted to see if it still fits…” “Um… ok, but I don’t remember being a cheerleader….” “Wow, you did
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Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit ..
squeeful: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually
“Haha, what do you mean keep touching it? You got the picture, didn’t you?” Becky asked, still unaware of her dramatically growing bust.“Y-yeah, but, um, I just need to, um…” Phil was always bad at improvising, but he didn’t have to
mdfive: Lexi n Lily Easter 2014 by SuperTito It might not be Easter, but… um… um…I had something else to say here, but I seem to have forgotten it…
ewokk: kissing is great but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
la-corny: romanticysm: goals i love this lil comic it’s so cute but this has been stolen and reposted without credit to the artist which is very very sad! here is Philippa Rice’s website please look if you like this
laugh-until-you-drop: kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
kaliforhnia: i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
precumming: don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
interruptedbyanal: lmao people mock fanfiction but when u think about it some people manage to create novel-length stories that are extremely well written without getting paid and they do it on top of school and work and everything else in their lives
greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
thinly: @ God please send me a hot boy who ain’t gonna fuck shit up in my heart or brain but is also down with my chill lifestyle and blesses my ego by telling me daily my ass looks good amen
grumpdiary:all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog
elisabeth, like the queen but better
millkjpg:no offense but im ugly and have a crush on you
dominawritesthings: People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work. Like this is
thetrainticket: jtated: garbage-empress: she who controls the frogs controls it all At first I was like hmmmmmm but THEN @neopuff
maxgryson: Not just your face. Yeah.. but um… anyways…
sheisstrangerthanfiction: goddessofidiocy: “ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!” i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but Um. Excuse me?
um-poeta-disse: i’m almost dead but can’t forget my last words! FUCK YOU
violetsandflannels: kattcant: violetsandflannels: violetsandflannels: why is this not something we use more often #like um sweaty(: but um hetty(: I like the way you’re thinking Hey, you guys, whats the best way to get respect and representation?
sh4dowdraws: But I tore down my wallsAnd opened my doorsAnd made room for oneSo baby I’m yours OtaYuri Week Day 1: Confessions/First Times Otabek never felt he was good enough with his words to properly confess, so he spent a lot of time making
yakfrost: “What book do you have your hands on now?”“I find it interesting how you mysteriously show up near the bookstore when I’m here, Mademoiselle Esmeralda.”ok. ok. ok so stay with me, but do you know the easter egg in the Hunchback
Um hi. I need someone in my bed to keep me warm cause it’s like 3 degrees outside Please and thank you for your applications
rachsuchtigvidarr: daddyslittleblonde: um.. daddy.. I know I’m not s’posed to question you.. but.. um.. how can you take what’s already yours? -looks up and bats eyes- Dawwwwww lol
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woodmeat: nickymanage: what if ur man pulled a gun on your in bed like in a kinky way it was loaded and he was giving u the dick of your life? like it sounds crazy but im into it
needlekind: thatautismfeel: that autism feel when you have hundreds of special interest-related tabs open and you have other things to do and your computer is getting slower and slower but you can’t stop For Chrome and Firefox users, let me recommend
um-this-is-awkward: American Horror Story: Coven
um-this-is-awkward: American Horror Story: Coven (2013)
comfortsuggestion: you being yourself and me being myself. but together
tester1001me: They were on vacation and I met them at the pool. He said “um….hey…um…this may sound weird but ….um…you see my wife over there?….yeah, um….she wants to get to know you better…you know what I mean?, like, really get to
Um,what´s this?!Someone who knows how to decode,help!
thindie: um how do i get skinny by tomorrow
Um…. where’s the key to my chastity device? 🙊🥺🥺🥺I’m such a dumb slut 🤐
It says I have 99+ messages on tumblr but I can’t see them :l only my other blogs ??
huffingtonpost: Don’t Panic, But Our Universe Is Dying Excuse me????????????
