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angry90slesbian: if you are ever sad heres what i want you to do: sing all of Mambo Number 5 but replace every girls name with a pokemon. trust me you will be happy as shit afterward
zubat: did you know that it’s illegal to impersonate a policeman in real life but it’s not illegal to do it online. trust me, i know this is because i’m a policeman
pajamaben: stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
lalondes: pajamaben: stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
brbagifs:pajamaben:stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
stardust-mg-7: Can you imagine being in charge of the tumblr at Denny’s …. Like ‘sir we’re going to post a picture of a skeleton refueling at our restaurant after the war’ ‘but why would -’ ‘trust me sir its what’s best for the company’
adamusprime: i’m gonna start a restaurant called “trust me” and the menu will be things that sound questionable but taste great
skhole2use: sexincloset: androphil Trust me dude….but the end of the weekend that hole of yours is gonna be a gaping pussy and you’ll be begging for more cock!
breakingbadgifs: pajamaben:stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
aprilmolano: This is fairly accurate. Trust me. Just watch for the mask to slip. And once you see the true colours… You run baby. You fucking run as fast as you can. It will hurt, but not nearly as much as what will happen if you stay.. …
bandaids-for-the-heart: “The fire never died. Trust me, I tried. I built storms inside my chest to wash you away. Until you were but a fading ember. And yet, I seemed to forget the way the wind can change, so suddenly, you are raging again. Now I am
reteen: blisque: paisleydaiisy: shaggyjesus: dailysamclaflin: I saw people’s reactions and some were harsh. Not to the point where I’m going to kill myself but I thought “I’m sorry I’m not your Finnick. Trust me, when I read the book, I
black-multiverse: doctor-daddy: ghostsfacer: Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to. This is science. Trust me. THIS IS TOO FUCKING TRUE.
internetcrisis: You don’t have to be more attractive. You don’t have to be attractive at all. You don’t have to attract anyone or anything. You are not a magnet, damn it. You can make anyone love you (trust me) but you don’t need to make anyone
jamiestory: I know you want to fuck my husband. And I can’t blame you. But if you want to, I need to open up your cunt so you can really fuck him. Trust me, this will make it easier for you to handle his fuck stick.
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