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does anyone else have that one blog that literally everyone worships but you hate the blog and the person running it and just every time someone mentions them you’re like
that one person that everyone loves but you dont and you just
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
*shy but actually a sex freak*
your text post was funny but I’m not gonna reblog it bc I hate you
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
yall will talk all day about loving thick thighs but can’t handle a lil cellulite and jiggle U r so fake and weak
people think girls relaxing in comfy clothes is like real cute and sexy with like panties and knee high socks but I’m here to tell you that comfy clothes is usually day old raccoon mascara giant sweatpants a giant tshirt and my braless titties flopping
i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent motherfuckers
*reblogs from the source because you thought your comment was funny but it wasn’t*
attitude towards boys: disappointed but not surprised
me: *is bitter but is also right*
I'm fake and rude but I'm also really honest and kind
lilpunkin: i feel like every single boy is a fuckboy. i feel like theres a fuckboy scale that goes from 1 to 10 that every single boy falls on. it’s not a question of whether a boy is a fuckboy or not but rather how bad of a fuckboy he is
doncasturbate: Disliking people on tumblr is such a chore like you have to read the source of all posts before reblogging, investigate when you think they’ve changed urls, and avoid them at all costs but I’m gonna keep doing it because I’m petty
gluten-free-pussy: chulaspice: melaniesole: thetattedstoner: Stretch marks and tummies ain’t nothing to me The world needs more men like this. no offense but why are men praised for not thinking we’re disgusting ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾
fxckaurl: me: *is bitter but is also right*
wheres-warhol: *showers* *immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*
storyofthislife: my parents aren’t rich but they’ve always found a way to make sure i had anything i ever needed or wanted and for that i’m forever grateful
marissarei: At the risk of sounding like a “fat, bitter bitch” I’m not interested in doing emotional labor for thin women. I’m sorry you’re sad about your body but bitch me too and I’ve got actual systemic shit to worry about on top of that.
alf42069: i hate the idea that heartbreak is exclusive to romantic relationships. some of my most serious heartbreaks have been about platonic friends, and at least in romantic relationships it’s expected to have a talk about breaking up, but with friends
552: men r ugly …. not my man but i see these other men hurting my girls and all i can think is how ugly
fhawne: do you ever have a conversation in your head and you actually do a facial expressions that would fit this conversation but then you realize how weird this must look to someone who doesn’t know you’re acting out a whole scenario in your head
howelles: I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’
barbiegal: no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve
makesgoodchoices: I am in the 1% of the population with this, but I really do not enjoy summer. I love winter, like… if you are cold, you can put on a hoodie, you can grab a blanket and snuggle…. Like… when you’re hot, what do you do? Rip your
virgoassbitch:There’s seriously so much more to life than romance. I hate when romance is seen as the be all end all goal of life. Like yeah we all crave intimacy and love as human beings but there’s soooooo much out there. There are so many possibilities
shesheistyy:Everyone thinks I’m boring but I just don’t have the energy unless I really really like yo ass then it’s like SURPRISE I have a personality bitch
nourrice: tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex
scorpiogothgf:summer is fun and romantic in theory but for us sweaty bitches it just isn’t realistic
basiacat: when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing
sleepysleepypretty: having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
7mangoes: 7mangoes: I don’t know who can up with 69'ing but that position is not realistic We as women can’t focus on sucking dick if you’re eating us out well enough like your dick will dead just sit in my mouth like a thermometer
Black women are mocked, but yet so envied...
soupbabe: soupbabe: if your art doesn’t include black people im probably not into it tbh you can’t force or police art. people create art based on what they relate to/enjoy/feel. but i just personally prefer art that centers people who look like
igotdajuuga: nock-out:Gem This is funny but it’s not
tsunamiwavesurfing:i usually don’t like hip-hop but emine-
pussy-and-pizzza: If you’ve stuck your dick in more than 10+ girls but want a girl that’s had sex with no more than 2-3 bodies yo a fuck boy…..
My blog is by no means anti white but it is undoubtedly pro black ✊🏾
chytherapper: husssel: wounds-2-wisdom: beyoncesson: husssel: LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!! But seriously…. She had AIDS on Girlfriends too She got her kids thrown out of the window on “For Colored Girls”, she got shot in “Set It Off”, Her son
virid-escent: Men always get offended cuz I think cum is gross and I would never swallow but it’s like yall wouldn’t swallow your own cum. I know what my pussy tastes like
hannibal-senpai: those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
caram3lk1ng: blackgirlnamedkaivy: My grammar is horrible, but you get my point. Im on this💯
wattpadfic: tumblr is so funny bc u could have 20,000 followers but then only get 3 notes on some posts which is basically the equivalent of performing a song in front of a sold out arena and hearing like…2 people clapping and one weak cheer
balladofabroodyblackgirl: Tbh, everyone keeps talking about how Skai is 14, but it’s actually not that surprising. Black girls learn their clapback game early. We have to. Someone is always trying to come for us. I’ve seen grown people get their
girlpanties: also i just realized that it was literally a young black girl who came to zayns aid and took azaleas abuse and zayn nor the desi community came to support or stand in solidarity with her but rather hopped on #curryscentedbitch
the-sama: I don’t know the amount of times I have sat in history class and wondered how someone like Hitler could have ever gotten far enough in government to have that kind of power, but now I’m watching it happen live in the U.S and I’m terrified.
meatfighter: healingisneeded: https://soundcloud.com/moistbread/she-succ-me-in-the-uber jesus lmaoooooooo This actually happened in the backseat of my car one night while I was driving for Uber. I ain’t wanna turn around and confirm, but I know
zamaron: honestly someone not liking Beyoncé is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons but just like youre probably….definitely really really boring.
profeminist: profeminist: Update: I posted this last night & ordinarily I would have added a clarification about “cis men, that is,” but I was tired and spaced it. My sincere apologies and a super shout out to all the guys out there who are
fuckyeahrussianoverlords: I keep thinking about this man. It is one thing to advance your sport or be renown for your talent on a global scale. It’s another to be an Olympic medalist.But it cannot be understated how important he was for the creation
People think I’m really innocent and cute and sweet and I mean, I am, but I’m also kinky as fuck, badass and hardcore bye.
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
But If you loved me. Why’d you leave me?
naimane: Has anyone ever noticed that in all movies where like a whole city is being destroyed, like Transformers, Avengers, Battleship etc, there’s all this destruction and explotions going on all over the place but you never see a single dead body.
145am:When something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
tarrnation31: If a friend was treating you bad or like shit you’d end that friendship in a heartbeat but if your significant other does we cant seem to break it off.
notlostonanadventure: bowlofmnms: scottish: some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell I don’t really think you can call the difference between
monica-geller: malikificent: monica-geller: yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which
