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yoursecretsub: I know it is a little late, but here is the new photo that I promised this morning! More me than I usually show and more explicit than I usually get, but I really liked this photo. Which is not something that normally happens. Thank
corawbu: corawbu: OK SO LITERALLY NOBODY IS GOING TO BELIEVE ME BUT THIS IS MY EYE. I HAVE THE ORIGINAL / FULL PICTURE AND I CANT BELIEVE MY EYE GOT THAT MANY NOTE BUT WOW THANK YOU. OK SO LITERALLY NOBODY IS GOING TO BELIEVE ME BUT THIS IS MY EYE.
alliartist: wehidebehindstars: It really confuses me how this is a bird But this is also a bird But this is a bird, too and also this People are always talking about cats like “wtf even are cats” and “how are cats real” but we should really
mothwizard: me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST
i’m so lucky that i fell into your orbit. but if we live together that’s how it will always be — me orbiting you.
ray-winters-sings: I know this is dumb but I honestly think I’m hilarious
pink-pone: When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep
: This is a ghost story, and it’s a love story. It’s about a man who loved a woman. A man who thought the flame of their love could never diminish. But it did. What had once been a dance had become a battle. They fought, fought. In the dead of
crrocs: i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
ore-no-fanservice: sarroora: caskette: دیگران را ببخش، نه به خاطر اینکه لایق بخششند، به خاطر اینکه تو لایق آرامشی Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but becuase you deserve
eternal-nova: crashsector: sodomymcscurvylegs: Big mood. I know this is serious and significant research, but it’s so damned funny. Watch until the end. I like the part where he takes a nap to cope with his failure. 10/10 very relatable
quaculaarchive:quaculaarchive:metaphorically at a party missing my wifeinterpret this as you will. but life is like being at a party and you miss your wife
wehidebehindstars: It really confuses me how this is a bird But this is also a bird But this is a bird, too and also this People are always talking about cats like “wtf even are cats” and “how are cats real” but we should really be talking
lavilevi: Erwin wants to look cool for Levi’s squad but creeps them out instead
cuddlingthecthulhu: I. I’ve been seeing a lot of adorable human!zen things lately and i guess i just. Wanted to give it a go??? ;v;Genji might be a ninja but man if he can’t be smooth with Zenyatta to save his life.
miniature-minx: pleasurabledistractions submitted: I used to draw an inspirational Disney quote on my white board every week but haven’t gotten a chance lately. Oh well, yay for little space and Disney and coloring!! 😄😄😄 Omg this is so
introvertproblems: JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT
waytooemily: Haha…Levi must be complaining about me right now. Inspired by @yusenki and @fuku-shuu‘s translation of the AU Smartpass - Erwin & Levi Close Up Interview Part 2. It was supposed to be a quick doodle, but I decided to slap
I have a new dress and this is all I feel comfortable showing but it’s a really nice dress
07.21.2019Things are looking up!
BUT THIS IS GONNA TAKE ME DOWN
pastelroyalty: Experiencing catcalling when you’re not conventionally attractive is such an internal predicament. Because on one hand, when you experience it you’re repulsed. Because it’s still harassment. But on the other hand- you finally feel
I Just Want to Live While I'm Alive...
mjenai: dajo42:ohmylaurie:Today in “You can like something even if it’s not perfect” this is my absolute favourite vine of all vines LOL a lot of my fave things…are filled with flaws…..sometimes horrible flaws. but hey *dances*
cracked: “Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.” America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared
kartari: 6:43pm // organic chemistry // still at it………. but i decided that i defs like rewriting notes because i can better organize them. im a really methodical person that likes classification and seeing things in order so rewriting lets me do
tsunamiwavesurfing: when your whole world wack rn and your life lowkey crumbling but you very calm cause none of this is real
this is a totally useless post but I just wanted to share that during dnd tonight, 27 was rolled (with proficiencies and such added) a total of four times. it was real weird.
This is me every time I have to work one of my two jobs or go to school but I made half a G in two days so 💁🏿💁🏿💁🏿 #serverlife #YESGrandDaddy #bae
This is the face of someone who needs a longer nap, but has to go to work instead. I also have a feather in my hair…
You can’t rly see, but this bath bomb has fucking flower petals in it.
wingsofbadass: I should be studying. I’m not studying. But I’m also not doing anything else because I should be studying. So I’m just kinda scrolling down my dash with a gradually intensifying sense of doom.
This is old, but oh well.
This is kind of blurry but oh well. Love groove + Keri.
but-honey-this-is-not-wonderland: impassionedlover: (!) αυτο με τρομαζει
Might be getting a puppy tomorrow haha, this is the brother I met on a delivery to my friends house but I want the brown and white one (mostly brown one not mostly white one)
stygos: fangirlymoose: weloveshortvideos: Man or dolphin His dolphin noise gives me life Okay but he shoots out of the dam
seriously it’s become like a trigger to me because I feel so sad and sick and nervous BUT THATS SO EMBARRASSING LIKE ITS A SHOW HOW DUMB AND I MIGHT ACTUALLY MEET IAN SOMERHALDER IN AUGUST AND I HONEST TO GOD DONT THINK I WILL STAY STANDING
whatever, forever
I know I’ll be fine I just don’t know when. I’m always fine but right now can’t I sleep in peace? Can’t I feel fine about what’s coming in the morning? And I hate knowing that none of this is real, that it’s all
This is random but I really love how almost all the stores smell of cinnamon now.
and not only that but guess whatthere’s this girl i knew irl in my first year of college who was at first nice but then a big jerk to me and tried to get me to do her school work for her and even try to get free art from me etcwell one day she insulted
but literally this is me
dynastylnoire: down-sizing: dynastylnoire: wheeliewifee: executive dysfunction in a nutshell This is a thing? Yep. It’s commonly associated with a lot of stuff, but the big ones are PTSD, AD(H)D, depression and anxiety. It SUCKS. I think
kyrakupetsky: A compilation of the 6 Late Bloomicorn shorts I’ve made for work! 8DFrom newest to oldest. More to come soon!All Bloomicorn eps individually are on instagram!
do u ever hate that u like someone? like u actually fucking hate them and u think they’re annoying af but for some reason u accidentally like them still
What have i learned from 10 years on FetlifeMaybe Ive just missed all the points. But this it what I’ve learned about Fetlife so far,Having a comfort zone is good. Before Fetlife I didn’t have any. Now Im not sure it can claim that function
aidashakur:You are allowed to unlearn who you’ve been if it isn’t who you are or want to be anymore.
You know it’s cold when you have to layer so many clothes. This is not including my 2 coats, hat, and gloves. 30° in Tennessee, but worth it for Christmas.
pain12345: when people say anime is for kids.
sapphandruby: Sapphire: Ruby was shocked at first, but she knew how to make me feel better. You see I was kind of self conscious about it and was nervous about Ruby’s reaction. Ruby: Oh and sorry about being so nosy about it. Sapphire: Its fine
kyrievali: Wouldst thou not scorch me, my darling sun…?
this is me….. I’m a Domme but I also know my position with Daddy
eiriee: This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.
theruleset: Ember was helping me with some power blogging, but then our take-out came. (starring @yesemberposts, please don’t remove her credit)
erotic-nonfiction:This is such a random pet peeve but I hate when people use adjectives usually used to describe food to describe people/bodies? Ex. yummy, delicious, juicy etc. I have no idea why it even bothers me but it is so cringey to me??
