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literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
saraaza replied to your post “If you’re ever down, remember that sometimes the Gems go on ocean…” i still get so amused that that’s their MIGHTY ADVENTURE BOAT. i bet they spent an afternoon at a hardware store trying to figure out
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
that-pisces-dude: Couple aesthetic:the short one tries to kiss the tall one,but they can’t reach up; so they gently stand on their toes,take the tall one’s neck And DRAG THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. IF I CAN’T GO UP,YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME
sasusaku-lover: Some SK dumbass tried to change “her mother’s” to “Sakura’s” but they were stupid and only erased the word mother, because they so desperately don’t want Sakura to be Sarada’s mother. Even though she is.
jaineowl: just-shower-thoughts: All cops should have body cams with a button that they are told shuts off recording. But it doesn’t do anything. except to log that they tried to shut if off
trilllizard666: ainawgsd: ainawgsd: African Wild Dogs May was a really tough month to choose, so many cool animals! But African Wild Dogs are probably my favorite animal, so they won out! i remember these fuckers from every time they tried to rip my
loserapproaching: muggleland: do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
johnlockedness: see-but-do-not-observe: when you realize how much Sherlock tried to impress John the first time they met…. Your url should be see-and-do-observe
the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box: kisaragishintaro: imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they
kaniethiio: “sexuality is a choice” “women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes” “there are only two genders” “i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but..” “a/bi/pansexuality
expllcit: countsassula: i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” it’s in words
justthatspiffy: curtailedwhale: soystrawbs: That southern United States feel when you’re trying to have a peaceful summer night but the cicadas, they scream, Is this real? This is real
sadbenny: Imagining Dean trying to convince Sam to dress in a disguise, but refusing. “No. I’m not wearing that hat.” Later they see Rowena. Dean is like “SEE.”
hamburgergod: just had a dream where Jensen was directing another episode and much to the rest of the crew’s frustration, he kept trying to sneak Misha into every single shot they were doing. It wasn’t even an episode where Cas is in it, but Jensen
idedicatethisblogtodestiel:when a bitch tries you but you know they ain’t shit
I’m trying to work up the will to call futureshop again because they owe me money but I am fucking sick and tired of being jerked around *sigh*
I got a call from a fertility clinic. I want to figure out what’s wrong with my body and treat it, but the lady who called wouldn’t stop pressing me about IVF pricing. How can they even talk to me about IVF when they haven’t even met
thickslicethin: brass-boner:You know when you stop moving mid-fuck and whoever you’re fucking gets all needy, whining and trying to fuck themselves on your cock but they’re struggling because you’re holding their hips and they can’t move as much
So this satirical site published an article about how Beyoncé is a better feminist than Susan B. Anthony. Basically they were trying to state that Beyoncé is a pop singer and couldn’t possibly be a genuine feminist. But they never mention that
tupacabra: i am just trying to take a bath but they feel like they need to be guarding me at all times
camerongale: drakensberg: ttthegingerqueer: Just filled out my health insurance forms! yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!! I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my
heymrsamerica: jaineowl: just-shower-thoughts: All cops should have body cams with a button that they are told shuts off recording. But it doesn’t do anything. except to log that they tried to shut if off Omg. Genius.
love-buckybarnes: I’m so annoyed I’m trying to get rid of ants in my bathroom but they keep coming back!!!!! WHY WONT THEY FUCKING DIE!!!!
aizenhower: their first time watching porn together they don’t remember who first suggested it, but they’re here now and just trying to get through it
ultrafacts:Team Peak Performance were sat down for a meal when they saw a stray dog. Mikael Lindnord fed the animal a meatball before the team carried on - but the scruffy creature followed them.They tried to get rid of him, primarily for his own safety,
megadaddyissues: A fag who tries to hang with real Men is only one drunk night away from being raped. You can beg, plead, deny it and resist them but they know what you are and the time will come when they’re going to put you in your place and dash
onision: It’s so weird, I tried to pay my utility bill with your respect, but they said they only take Visa… guess it’s worthless.
sourcedumal: myhiphopmelody: Oop. But they ain’t trying to hear that. They’re too busy telling black women we’re destroying the black community for expecting Black men to check their internalized sexism
ultrafacts: d0nt-do-quiet: ultrafacts: Team Peak Performance were sat down for a meal when they saw a stray dog. Mikael Lindnord fed the animal a meatball before the team carried on - but the scruffy creature followed them.They tried to get rid of
lairoftheblackfingers: beingmyselfeveryday: bluegrot: deadgoliath: mapsfromearlierdays: parlor-trick-pariah: this may be a strong contender for best porn intro. “erm…okay” its like they tried to write a funnier intro but they gave up on
pocketfullofpadalecki: today might be a bad day for you but just remember jensen ackles beat the shit out of three guys in a bar because they fucked with jared and jared broke one guys nose when they tried to hurt jensen
princesspiss: princesspiss: #onetittyout the babies brought back a bunch of ‘shells’ but they had lil buddies in them so i had to run them back to the beach and then a bird tried to TAKE ONE from me. dont feed the birds they get too brave
photoswift: People like music when they’re in love, but they don’t need it as much. You need music when you’re missing someone or you’re pining for someone or you’re forgetting someone or you’re trying to process what just happened.
outlandlr: People like music when they’re in love, but they don’t need it as much. You need music when you’re missing someone or you’re pining for someone or you’re forgetting someone or you’re trying to process what just happened.
I’m trying to love my breasts rather than be constantly annoyed with them. Pretty bras help but they have always been the part of me that I am most self conscious about. From my early teens they seem to be the thing to ‘define’ me to others. The
cyanblur:i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
thetrippytrip:Ignorance should not determine the norms. Sadly it’s happening right now.Straight cis-gender heterosexual white men are trying to erase things they don’t know and don’t understand, but they will have to deal with the fact that humanity
