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imastupidhole: They tried on the faggy swimsuits for laughs, but they’re starting to feel really sexy. Their heads are spinning, like did they always think pink was super cute? Whatevs. They just need some thick cock to make everything better.
iggymogo: via lstarlet My bees wouldn’t stay out of my dog’s watering bowl and not only were they annoying her but they were drowning in large numbers. At first I tried using a bird bath and changed the water twice a week for my bees, but never
auntiesuzette: At first they thought a threesome would be exciting… but when they heard that the first guy to cum would have to clean up their friends mess after he shot his load then get locked up for a month… the look on their faces as they tried
heartlandnaturists: When asked why they are afraid of trying nude recreation, most people lament that they “don’t look good enough” to be nude in front of other people. But they don’t realize that nudists don’t care what other people look
A while back I was reading something where someone was lamenting how we never got much of a backstory for BoJack’s dad while they went in depth into his mom’s backstory and they went on a rant that was basically like “of course they want us to like
thatsunnybunnydoe: sciencescribbler: “Surrender” words…a concept I heard of years ago but never tried. Basically, the idea being that your partner gets a word they can say similar to a safeword, but more of a ‘baby mode’ word, where if they
black-to-the-bones:They’re always trying to ignore racism. They’re even trying to convince us it doesn’t exist anymore, even though we have to face it every day. When black people get murdered for their skin color by a white person, who was in the
cronepunk:definite-human:oatmealcoloured:yimra::urbanfantasyinspiration:officialmacgyver3-deactivated20:urbanfantasyinspiration:officialfist:Okay but these fucking dudes are trying hard to reach an audience and I respect the fuck out of them for it. 12/10
somberillusorysoda:Ever wonder what would happen if a preppy nerdboy Otabek (Nerdtabek?) got together with a crunchy hipster Yurio? And like they were trying to keep it on the DL because they didn’t run in the same circles, but they couldn’t stay
femdom-brats-and-princesses: “Oh I just realised, I forgot to unlock the boys…” “Which means they can’t get hard right?” “Yeah…They’ll be trying, but they won’t be able…” Don’t miss a play partner, download Whiplr, a messenger
nymphogenophobe: I fucking love it when someone starts wetting but they’re so determined to hold it that even as they’re completely soaking themselves, they’re still crossing their legs and holding themselves and trying to walk to a bathroom. Because
robotseckshau5-mod: patronandhormones: from-va-with-love: phattygirls: “They ain’t catching that nigga!” no shit, that’s a gtr That laugh >trying to catch a GTRI mean they can believe but they gonna need at least two rockets to keep
greenemmanuelle: hentaiyarou: I’m all for cat boys, but the art where they’re trying to stick their own tails into their assholes is just too much. DO YOU KNOW HOW TAILS WORK? THAT IS NOT HOW TAILS WORK. WOULD YOU WANT A FURRY TAIL STUCK UP YOUR
twinkleomorashi:As much as I love vocal desperation and wetting, imagine someone desperately trying NOT to make any sounds of pain or relief. Like they’re holding so much it hurts but they’re just talking short quick shallow breaths as they fight
evolluision: Avalina: Cina and Lir they’re practically inseparable, i remember when Cina lost her arm Lir was by her bedside 24/7. for the longest time they tried to hide their relationship but whenever they were near it was all to obvious that they
indevan replied to your post “I really don’t caaaare about how my eyebrows looked. I tried to fuck…” i’m lucky enough that i don’t get any between mine but they’re freaking milhouse brows but i don’t care. they’re
hardisonparker: im so tired of all the ‘their bodies fit perfectly together’ stuff like where’s the ‘they tried spooning for like 20 minutes but they couldnt find a position where at least one arm wasnt awkwardly squished and they got overheated
lostinfic: I want Billie and David to be in a rom com, but they wouldn’t be the main characters (but they’d totally steal the show), they would be another couple trying to match the main characters. You know that annoyingly happy in love other couple
isilienelenihin: brinconvenient: mistresskabooms: orriculum: seasons-in-hell: “The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they’ll whisper you your fate.” Just a little bored morbid here. What’s yours? The stars cannot reach you. Repent: They
I like how in the beginning of the episode when they’re having Steven mimic all their dancing and he’s trying to do Garnet and Pearl’s dance but he’s way too short so Garnet has to hold him up but they still continued after that
*loud frustrated sighing* people get annoyed if I watch a show without them but if I wait for them they dick around for hours like I know -you- don’t care about watching it as it airs but you know I do and you’re not even trying to get here
Oh no Melissa McBride is on next week’s Talking Dead. Oh no. What does that mean that’s ominous I feel like they’re trying to trick me into thinking they won’t kill off Carol since they announce she’d be on…
My little sister told me a SU story she made up where Steven and Amethyst are trying to make Pearl eat so they make her spaghetti and she pretends to eat it but they don’t believe she’s actually eating. They leave the room and are going to
flambutt: artemispanthar: My little sister told me a SU story she made up where Steven and Amethyst are trying to make Pearl eat so they make her spaghetti and she pretends to eat it but they don’t believe she’s actually eating. They leave the room
jen-iii: I’d like to think that they tried to form Garnet often but couldn’t quite get it because they needed to work on some of the problems surrounding their situation But don’t worry, They’ll get through them together and have their happy
junpeisan: imagine minato’s friends trying to contact him while he’s the seal but instead they get shadow minato, who had split off from their minato when they tried to contact him and it just escalates from there
vixxtoobomb: trying to tell your friend how pretty and nice they are but they keep insisting they arent
homofuck: i tried to bleach the purple out of my pubes, but they just went pink so i guess i’m going pink for a while. i also think i cut my bangs too short but they’ll be alright in a couple of weeks.
hypnoswriter: My hands feel heavy. So heavy. I’m trying to keep them up but they’re so heavy. Heavy. Ummmffff… They’re falling. They’re down.
brass-boner: You know when you stop moving mid-fuck and whoever you’re fucking gets all needy, whining and trying to fuck themselves on your cock but they’re struggling because you’re holding their hips and they can’t move as much as they want
sassydragon: but imagine if we had tiny little dragons the size of puppies and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are
sdrawdenna: gipsiidanger: aviculor: westbor0baptistchurch: I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me. I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as
impregcaps: She likes to play with her two brothers.At the beginning she was on the pills and they were her with condoms.But with time they begged her to stop taking birth control, she agreed.She liked that type of risk, and they noticed this.They tried
brass-boner:You know when you stop moving mid-fuck and whoever you’re fucking gets all needy, whining and trying to fuck themselves on your cock but they’re struggling because you’re holding their hips and they can’t move as much as they want
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
ileftmyheartinwesteros: My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they
a dear friend is shitting on themselves :/ trying my best to help them but they think that they don’t deserve love, that they are an “obese freak” and i don’t know how to get through to them. they want a mate who will love them because they
shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and
j5h: when people say fuck yourself i want to respond with “ive tried but i was scared my penis might snap in half” but they might take me seriously especially because i just tried and i… okay good night
dreamie: my eyeliner skills are like a dull knife. it takes a while to work, but they do the job. they’re not sharp, but they’re trying their best
taken-n-blacked: The landscapers watched her lay by the pool . She went inside . They followed her in . Down the hall they found her in the bedroom . She tried to get past them but they threw her on the bed . She watched as they pulled down their shorts
crackervolley: robotseckshau5-mod: patronandhormones: from-va-with-love: phattygirls: “They ain’t catching that nigga!” no shit, that’s a gtr That laugh >trying to catch a GTRI mean they can believe but they gonna need at least two
randomlabs: Imagine trying to get a damaged machine’s operating system to run, where you know the machine is actually your body… you’re somewhere in space… …they are going to do something really bad… they tried to get rid of you but you
dat-soldier:you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy
it-a: it-a: characters I saw in a dream, i’ve dreamt them before but its been a long time and they’ve grown since I last saw them…theyre really nice they were in a band and the entire dream was in a cartoon style so i tried to draw them as visualized
I tried being a writer, but I hate what I write. I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. You know, every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses… taking dumb pictures of your feet.
sexpansion: Lost in Translation (2003) dir. Sofia Coppola “Yeah. I just don’t know what I’m supposed to be, you know. I tried being a writer, but I hate what I write. I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. You know, every girl
yourvenusgirl:that thing girls do when they’re trying to be quiet but they can’t, so they just let out those little whimpers and buck their hips, and every time your tongue flicks past their clit they gasp and whine? that’s the best
luellaarbre: When blog owners say they don’t reblog photos of anyone but thin white people because they “can’t find photos of anything else” coughdbcough
Goodbye
skeletonguns: I just don’t know what I’m supposed to be, you know. I tried being a writer, but I hate what I write. I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre.
softieclair replied to your post: anonymous said:Suck a vaginia bit… I think they mean Virginia and I mean thats just silly you cant suck an entire Virginia never say never jojo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)