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mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s
offendwhitedevils:scumbabe:Do you ever just like.. meet somebody, and you both hit it off very well at first, but then you get to know them better, and at the end of it all, you’re just like “I 150% regret meeting you and wish to god that I could
glitzkrieg: workaphobics: deduction019: skeletree: byname-bynature: The Trap Rug If you were really cruel, you could have actual steps down to a basement like that, but then paint the edges and glue down a fringe so it just looks like a rug. ‘Til
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
sometimes I forget how much my last relationship fucked me up until I do some shit to get a woman to fuck me or feed my sexual desires and then pretend like she never existed. Essentially the same thing that happened to me, but I don’t pretend like
aflyonthewalls: it belongs to me babygirl ..i can do anything i want to it ,…but then you already knew that ..you gave it to me just for that reason ..cause you knew i would look after it like it needs
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh
typac: have you ever gotten like 5 really quick notes and you were like wow this post is for sure going to blow up but then it only gets those 5 notes and thats it
beepish: not-enough-fandom: i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers, my
daisyazuras: bhhammy: …this is the best thing.Bald eagle fistbump. Holy shit.(Pretty sure that’s some sort of puppet or animatronic though.) Maybe but then again I’ve seen birds do things like that in real life. Birds are smart.
thewellofastarael: hankgreensmoustache: champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you
notahoe: I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
nifedick:I think the thing about discworld that resonates with so many queer people is that it’s so focussed on stereotypes and what they do, who creates them and who benefits them. Like we all know an old ugly woman is a witch, but then the story stops
fasterfood: getting 0 notes on a post you really thought was good is kind of like thinking that you did really well on a test but then getting it back and failing and realizing the harsh reality that you are just not ready to take on society
iwantcupcakes: It’s like if you’re having a bad day today, all you need to do is look at this pic and you can’t help but smile like that, too. Then your day is just a little bit better than before.
tobyissogaylike: dimadamn: having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like
rufiohswithmilk: When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE
leassvengers: so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her. BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE
bae-jjong: bae-min: For Bae love Baemin I expected you’d either make me look retarded like how kids draw people or with effort but then like a princess…… you surprised me sir That was my backup plan, please forgive the roughness, I’m
champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left
katabroklikes: I wanna lick her pussy and ass… What turns me on about this picture is that it looks like she was all dressed, but then, just for me, showed her pussy, like “see, no panties”… Burger Queen ! 😛😛😛
jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost
loki-is-my-god-now: maverikloki: areyoutryingtodeduceme: truehiddlestoner: thorlokid: that police guy from teen wolf looks like the love child of tom hiddleston and steve rogers at first i looked at this like “oh look tom hiddleston” but then
jessica-bones-winchester: jensenfans: [x] But guys…. he’s nervous. He’s about to introduce a clip from the episode that HE directed to the HUGE audience at ComicCon. Then someone yells that we love him. And look at his face. it’s like a happy
mspbandj: hankgreensmoustache: champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something
realgirls365: A nice small sequence/series here..Like that shes smiling in the first shot, then those tits get exposed for us in the second shot. decent tits on her too, nice size and like the tanlines but not much definition between areolas and the
deduction019: skeletree: byname-bynature: The Trap Rug If you were really cruel, you could have actual steps down to a basement like that, but then paint the edges and glue down a fringe so it just looks like a rug. ‘Til someone steps on it. this
kingcheddarxvii: Sometimes I think about people with meme tattoos and at first I cringe but then like I realize how much joy that person must get out of memes Imagine loving the trollface so much that you want it permanently marked on your bodyThat’s
neutralnewt: I really like how at first Twilight is like “ugh really” but then she catches herself and just appreciates that her friend is so excited. this is such a cute touch I’m melting
pyreo: gender weirdos be like ‘if your chromosomes are XY you are a man that’s it, nothing changes it, you’re a man forever’ but then at the same time be like ‘if your son touches too many pink things he WILL become a girl instantly’
batshaped:batshaped:don’t try to pretend like this isn’t relatable, liaroriginally posted to twitter. also read my webcomic oh when i originally posted this it was really funny because everyone was like “i know what song that is” but then there
triptrippy: the thing that i think MOST accurately resonates w/ jjba is when ur a little kid and ur on the elementary school playground and u larp with the other little children and someone is like “i shot you youre dead” and then ur like “but
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no
I’d like to teleport to approximately 7 days ago when my entire digest system didn’t completely hate me. Like yes I made a concoction so vile that I absolutely “deserve” this, but also, stop please.
faggotryngendersissification: I see you staring at my shoes faggot! Don’t think I won’t tell the hotel manager that there’s a little sissy fag staring at my feet, but then you’d probably like that you warped little bitch!F.A.G.S.