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“Size isnt the issue with my man but for some reason, I cant seem to get there with just penetration. I can get there just fine when he goes down on me, but when we’re having sex, I always have to do a little clit work to get there. Is that
This is the picture/GIF of the night…I love it when my partner appreciates my tits…sometimes there is an awe in his eyes and I can’t help but smile…I so love that my body has such an impact on him…when a man reacts to
Yes, honey, I agree that it’s time to give her a sibling, but you know it means that you’ll have to ask my boss if he wants me to stop taking the pill and no sex for you until I give birth to my boss’ baby.
a-family-man: my baby sister’s got the cutest little tits. she tries to push them up to look more like the busty girls i tend to bring home, but something about her perky tits just fucking does it for me. i can’t quite fuck her tits, but that doesn’t
whatabigface: Remember when we were on the road searching for mutants and that man at the bar told us to go fuck ourselves? I thought you’d do as he said, but you didn’t.
I can’t reach… can you help me? Sure dude. Woah… I can reach my dick… I know… but you wanted help. I’ll get you nice and lathered up all over. Wow… that feels great! You should see what I can do when we
myhusbandloveswatching: Maybe the hottest and most arousing sexual experience for my wife was with another man, but watching it turned out to be the most arousing experience for me as well. I knew that my wife always had a crush on my friend Mike and
adiefriedrice: Got blown off by my man friend, but it’s okay! Because I decided to clean my room and I found my vibrating bullet. Yes, I’m that gross. If we can only watch your gross fun.
ThePornBro is an easy man to please, or so the prostitutes say, but that’s because I am an easy going guy, but there are limits to my good nature and Jorpetz pushed way past those limits with pop up windows and more advertising than good sense. ThePornBro
lovemyfatman:I think my bat man is more of a fat man. But that’s just what he does best :) (being a piggy)
What am I even doingggg it’s too hot here >A<
Guts, my man… I know everything is kinda fucked right now with the whole magic thingy and the falcon, but whatever that elder in the mage village or the elf king tells you, don’t use that shit, put that egg down or give it to the Skull Knight
sandboxsimba: damisa-sarki: sleepynegress: thecastingcircle: Blade led the way for the success of all the following Marvel movies. No Spiderman or X-Men or Disney buying Marvel without Blade. No Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Panther,
mr-leach: I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any
I wanna marry Lynn Gunn of Pvris. Like she can still be gay and have the woman of her dreams and I can still be gay and find the man of my dreams. But like I wanna be able to point her out across the room and be like “see her? That’s my wife.
I turned on my lamp and it caught on fire and my mom and sister started panicking but I started laughing because all I could think was that I could relate to my Sims now
snubbin: “But next time you decide to jump, pick the building I’m having my lunch on.” *sniffs* *is touched by the fact that he dropped his salmon to save the suicidal man* he is a true hero T ^T
drakestories: It took us a while to get this this point, Rich and I. But over long conversations and repeated client visits out West, I’d learned that my divorced, 50-something boss was also open to man-on-man action. Maybe not as exclusively as me
WOW!! *throws dollar bills* Damn John you can really work that ass!!! Look at him go! O.O Those guys in the background look terrified but I bet they are thinking “Man I want a piece of that!” LOL! I’m going to need to take a cold shower
Iron Man 3 spoilers re: Tony/Rhodey Okay, so you know how they’re on the boat together? I may have yelled, “MY SHIP ON A SHIP” in the middle of the theatre. I’m aware that it isn’t a ship. But still… I had to.
mr-leach:I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any
jaynelovesdick:JayneTraining™ has shown me that this is the easiest way to take all of my man and learn how to get rid of my nasty gag reflexi am all ready feeling how good it feels in the back of my throat, but my gag reflex is stopping me from truly
nerdgasmz: angrybrucie: matters-from-ashes: ethaney: maybeyoucantstopus: open up this pit man what a douchey goat. That’s my kind of goat! BUT THAT SECOND ONE OH MY GOD IT’S ME AS A GOAT Guys. SPYRO EXISTS.
chlorokin: ghost-type-jayratina: chlorokin: ghost-type-jayratina: chlorokin: ghost-type-jayratina: chlorokin: humanity-shines: hqlle: jamesdeenhateclub: americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong man shut up i swearta god with yall
vastderp: dharmagun: bowtochris: chromalogue: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite
splendidum: I thought about this for a bit and here is my conclusion: Imagine that a man who wants to kill your parents knocks your door asking you where your parents are. The man has a gun and your parents are in their bedroom defenseless. But you have
smallpeniswanabecuck: He said he will agree to fuck me now whenever I want. But that you have to call and ask him every time, and that you have to clean me afterwards every time. You’ll do that for me won’t you my love? So I can fuck a real man whenever
wehotcp: Aaaahh…. yes, my kind… it burns but stick your big cock into my tiny hole… aiii… it makes me so wet to think that everyone sees my man opening my tiny hole and using me.. mmmm Nice thick ass.
Not at all who I was looking for (that would have been Carlos Freire), but then my eyes met that ass and everything else just kind of vacated my brain. What a perfect specimen of man, just… woof.
Going to da club with my girls and hoping a good grind on people will relieve some of my sexual frustration, but in reality I’ll probably just be angry that I can’t be as much of a playa as Don Jon.
mandicreally: mr-leach: I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I
mlems:ive decided i simply cannot be a librarian because like i see a hot man and absolutely lose it incredibly brave of my coworker to keep talking to that guy for over 20 minutes. i, personally, chose hiding in the storage room
