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sarahxwritesstuff: I’d been looking after the neighbour’s dog for days but it was only one lazy, horny afternoon that it occurred to me why he was following me around, sniffing at my panties. I thought about it for hours, shocked at how turned
orgasmictipsforgirls: “When I was young I did this thing I called “riding a pillow”. I didn’t know why it made me feel so good but I just kept doing it. I started wondering if that was the same feeling that adults have when they have sex. And
ratherembarrassing: We think it’s fun for our kids to have cameos and join us on set, but not to be actors. That’s not our goal for Brad and me at all. I think we would both prefer that they didn’t become actors. But she was 4 at the time and other
nikkighost: One of K’s mischeivous punishments was to tie me, tease me lots, then watch her cum. Usually once or twice throughout the evening, which she would otherwise treat as normal. Of course I was on an orgasm ban in between - but that just made
Memoirs of a fairy.The foreign exchange student was only with us for a week, but it wasn’t long before I realised that not only had he mistook me, with my small delicate stature, my shy demeanour, and long hair, for a girl, but that he really “liked
Damn, that was a hell of a run! I think you’re finally starting to keep up with me. I mean, you were at my heels a bit the whole time, but I think half of that was you wanting to look at my ass. I don’t mind. I don’t go out jogging like this to
I love watching RWBY reaction videos because seeing people get excited and hyped over the fighting choreography is a real treat but every time we get towards the end of volume 3, theres a BUNCH of people who are like ‘Ah this is getting intense! I
Okay so remember a few days ago I said that there were certain asks I was getting that were bothering me but I was gonna choose to ignore them, well I’m still getting them, it has to do with SU and coincidentally today something really sucky happened
finnishanon: @mcsweezy ’s OC floor bored. Wanted to test some ink things and this pony seemd appropriate whoa, that’s some good inking making flat colors with inks was always a hard thing for me, but this looks great! Keep it up!
horny-mummy: The porn that was still playing on my sons laptop when I opened it, shocked me at first but I soon started to get turned on. So much so I could not stop myself from sitting down and touching myself. Little did I know that my son was behind
Somehow my day culminated in a discussion of sorts with a born-again on 4chan of all places. He preached to me about how god is the logos, as water to fish, but for all human races. I told him that to each his own but that god was not my atmosphere, circu
hometownhorror: I didn’t know if I wanted to buy the house or not, but I was definitely sure that I wanted to take pretty young realtor that was showing it home with me.
blooniverse: cartoonnetwork: What makes a trustworthy gem?
Oh show, there must have been better ways of doing that.The first few minutes of this episode had me pretty worried. When I made the Valvrave comment last week, it was partly a joke, but it was still something I hoped that we’d be avoiding. (For the
I think people are gonna hate me for this, but i remember someone asking me for a good Batgirl story, and here’s the thing, if you want to read a GOOD Batgirl story, you will to see the back issues of Batman “No Man’s Land” in there you will see
‘Steak me Amadeus’ is the very last episode that I worked on with Benton Connor. He was my first boarding partner and basically taught me how to do my job when I came to CA from NY. We didn’t always agree on jokes but he was invaluable
Just so you know, I loved the way you spoke to me last night. Telling me how you could tell I wanted it, that I was a hot little bitch who deserved a good fucking. Please forgive the paraphrasing, but it was so hot I got too caught up to remember the
shesavampirequeen: So many great things happened in that episode, but Peridot grabbing Lapis’ arm was one of the best moments. Cause she wasn’t hiding behind her, she was holding her because she knows everything she’s been through and she wasn’t
nitashinori:That post about death note being “everyone’s first anime” (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for scienceCan you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
Muahaha so guess who has WiFi that actually connects? THE DOCTORS OFFICE Is it a reasonable speed? NOPE IT’S SLOW AS SHIT Are they gonna kick me out for loitering an excessively long time after my appointment? SEEMS PRETTY UNLIKELY BUT IF THEY
Outfit of the day. My friend asked me to wear his jersey today, so I did. It’s really big so that made it sort of uncomfortable to wear (also it just sort of feels weird to wear someone else’s clothes that isn’t Sonny’s) but! He
itswalky: atomic-darth: itswalky: philanthropy-lite: itswalky: xaldien: snufkind: everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay Marcy literally
oshifallen: interstellarvagabond: Me: wow people used to pay 150 for college? Wish that was my bill Everyone over the age of 30: yeah but minimum wage was 3.10 Me: okay so it would take about three, four weeks instead of a lifetime? Them: factor in other
kakao-chan:I promised I’d draw these dorks a long time ago, but one of the things that held me back was how difficult it was (at least to me) to draw each character of this show and still make them look like… well, themselves, I guess. So I finally
The nightie didn’t fit quite as well on me as it did on Mommy, but that wasn’t the point. The point was that Daddy didn’t need to look elsewhere to find a replacement for Mommy - he could just have me.Daddy got the point and fucked me so much I
lostanddamned24: theleatherpups: One of the videos we took when our new friend Max came over. Flapjack was a tried little puppy but he had to keep going. Man, that’s fucking hot to see two handsome pup’s going at it…I’m wishing it was me that
chrishotrod2000: Met a guy off Grindr that was interested in giving me head. So met him after the gym and he sucked me good and hard. Tried to swallow but I just had to much cum for him.Video not of me. Giving head Dammm That load is huge !
notanotherzombie:This is all I’ve got, holding back whatever tears I have and using it to create something that I would hope to have made Monty proud. the grieving process is rough, but if there was one thing that helped me in the past, it was watching
askthepokemonmafia: There was a single silver trophy that sat among all the bronze on the small dresser… But even that was not enough. Please do not tag with #kin or #me tags dads can be assholes >|C*hugs mah boi* u u.
tech-or-oni: noinkplease: I remember Adult Swim for one April Fools placed fart noises in all the anime airing that night. I laughed really hard that night. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this was also a new episode at the time. So this was the only
princesscallyie: Hey, this was supposed to be uploaded yesterday but you know… tired… but anyway, here’s my entry for my friend’s Slash/FemSlash PPG month on dA. I wanted to do Prinbloss but someone beat me to it but then I remember that Prinny
faoladh-for-equality: You know, I used to be a neutral non-feminist. It was feminists’ reactions to me not calling myself a feminist that shifted me into the anti-feminist category. And it kills me that they make their own enemies but then get confused
darkfiretaimatsu: askmeadowlark: This has never happened before… The toothed pony was very kind though, and was glad to take all of the strange solid fireballs for me. I’ve never been quite sure how anything works, but that’s never stopped me
the hobbit movie was so bad that I’m making the executive decision to change my url. so expect to see a change in a day or two. I just don’t have it in me to be this url anymore. this movie was legitimately every horrifying idea that
dailyjamiebower: Yeah I did and I think that that was a really silly mistake. The reaction was negative I think. There were a lot of people who didn’t necessarily want me in it. But all those comments were based on image. Yeah, sure at the time I might
sisfantasy: socalsummerwish: a-need-to-breed: naturallybaredaddy: Biological Instinct begs… “Never Pull Out” Something tells me she enjoyed that more then he did Mhmm It was me who convinced her to have sex. But it was my sister who convinced
graceybird: Often I see posts about people being excited that because the Gems can shapeshift it means they choose to look the way they do. And I thought so too and that it was totally cool. But I remember in an article where Rebecca talked about why
WAIT wait also this panel at first I thought Pearl was just sweeping and I was like “that’s cute” but then I noticed that Garnet has stuff bubbled and up in the air. Because they’re all cleaning the room and she’s moving
I don’t know if I ever told this story before but way back when SU first started (November of 2013) I spent days finding and reading interviews and doing research and stuff on all the cast and crew, because that’s what I tend to do when I like a new
I’ve been wondering if Pearl was emulating someone when she was teaching Connie and being super intense about it. Not that Pearl doesn’t have the capacity to be harsh and intense but she seemed to be taking on a whole different persona that gave me
I had a dream last night that they released the sneak peek to “Cry for Help” but the name was changed to “Animal Ballet”. It mostly had Pearl making a fool of herself so I’m not convinced I wasn’t actually just having a future vision of
I had ordered that SDCC exclusive vinyl record but the post office kicked it back to sender because it didn’t have my box number (I know I put it on but I think maybe they released the shipping address I put with the billing address) so I guess
My low back is in soo much fucking pain right now I tried to lift a box that was labeled 115 lbs at work but it was much more than that and I heard and felt something crack and its been so hard to walk and bend over and it took me 10 minutes before
heartlesshippie: deceptivecadence: Tom Hanks has nothing on this in BIG. Wow that was amazing! This is one of my favorites too! That was awesome! It kind of reminded me of DDR, but way harder :]
“Sweat is just fat crying” -kokomo fitness- That The Flash workout was awesome but damn that burnout was crazy ;) and still @brittsbeesweet kicks my butt hahaha
thecrunchy: Dexter’s mom animation test! That was quite hard, since I didn’t used a animation software to do this… but it was a good training, I can get better for sure, that’s the point XD Become a patron, and help me to bring more of this
haversackers: She hadn’t really given me permission to cum, but she was having such a good time, having orgasm after orgasm of her own as she fucked my ass, that she didn’t care when I told that the constant nudging of my prostate was going to send
chawko: lorettafryingpan: bigbigtruck: GUYS DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES EVERY TIME. dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE
soundlyawake: circusbones: blacknoonajade: karkles-the-adorabloodthirsty: sonofbaldwin: I got dressed in my traditional Indian regalia, but there was a man, he was the producer of the whole show. He took that speech away from me and he warned me
hemppress: that-dark-chick: wow just wow. stuff like this is getting outta hand, you shouldn’t tell me to kill myself because of how i was born. its ok to prefer something over the other but that last comment was too much. What a piece of shit
matt-delancy: I guess I can understand what you mean… I don’t even know what place is it that I call home. I mean, I used to think of it as the place I was with Paige, but, even that was kind of taken away from me. And don’t say you’re sorry,
bustysister: I had to admit that it was unsettling when my big sister started making expressions that reminded me of the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme, but I was too addicted to the amazing daily blowjobs, so I ignored it.
umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show you”
dusqphire: quietcharms: umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show
adriftinboston: It was a small wedding, with only family invited. I had no bridesmaids, but it certainly felt like I did. My girls threw me an impromptu bachelorette party, they gave me my own wedding blog that was like a week long bridal shower, they
so last night i had this dream that tumblr user koujaku followed me and i was so excited i cried and then woke up. when i went back to sleep i dreamed that i was aoba in koujaku’s apartment doing gross domestic shit with him until my alarm woke
i’m fucking laughing the e liters in thsi match were at5 fucking war with each other while me and this other nozzlenose were battling it out and everyone was just dying everywhere.
bepussyfree: Yes, it does. But that’s what makes it worthwhile. When I see that they are all better than me, I’m proud of taking the pussy free pledge. But, I’m a grower not a shower! It was so unfair
stable86: silviathepony:It makes me kinda sad that people are willing to throw money towards hate art because you don’t like OCs. you guys can type in the url manually if you wanna see who it was but to keep it simple it was me @electricspark88 ,
strappedown: He insisted that I try on the wetsuit. It fit me, but it was very tight, and difficult to squeeze into. He told me I was to wear it all weekend. I laughed a little and said, “At least for this evening.” We then went back into the main