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“I grew massive titties just like you wanted, honey, but there’s a catch. Do you know how you made me start to love to worship your Cock? I want to understand what that feels like, so I grew one too when I went in for my transformation. If you really
I’ve mentioned before how sad it is that some of my fellow man really will seemingly fuck anything.  I mean they have no standards at all.  Here’s two examples from a couple followers who paid absolutely zero attention to the fact that I’m a dude,
That you and I might have always known one anotherAnd that we could not only evoke, but conjure a place of our ownFellow Feeling by Porter RobinsonFrom zoe-bug’s Cutting ShapesP much how I imagined Marco would be like in all his glory when Player
that-scottish-chick: mylife-mylove-mybody: oddi-tea: I know I don’t say stuff like this often but that doesn’t mean you can’t come to be when you need to. My inbox is always open and you can talk to me on or off anon. I try to answer messages
yoursecretsub: So… I guess that this fits as a topless Tuesday or what have you, but mostly I have been playing around with gif makers recently and decided that I wanted to share my quirky little test gif with you guys. :) So, here, have a gif of
that insane cumberbatch interview from this morning reminded me that workpal milkbun requested some more cumbersmaug awhile ago so here is a dragon and now i want to draw monster hunter here is the obligatory creepy one:
one-step-at-a-time-x: People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you
That’s my wife, but that’s not me fucking her.
that-g33k-nudes: Not sure why but that picture turned me on!
felicitatem: @ wlw: compliment that girl. you’re not being predatory. you’re not being creepy. you’re going to make her day that much fucking better and your feelings are beautiful and your intentions are pure.
This is a little morbid.There’s this bridge in the area I play Pokemon Go. Every time I cross it, I look down, and think about jumping. Not that hard. Just long enough to remind myself that not only would it not kill me, it would probably break my bones,
overwatchwlw: overwatchwlw: blizzard really thinks we have 蹢 for a d.va figure every single person who reblogged this and tagged it with something along the lines of “i preordered it/im buying it anyway/i can afford it but…” needs to get off
That was me when i talked to my friends yesterday about comic events, and then they brought out Convergence which literally undo Crisis on Infinity Earths, and Infinite Crisis, but Zero Hour still happens, along with Flashpoint. But Earth-2 stay the
Me: Just going to write something cutely sexy for a friend’s birthday of her gf getting a little swole on SkypeAlso Me: Well that is nearly three thousand words of trans lesbians in an evolving d/s relationship getting off to one another’s transformations
wi-fu: There’s so much to say about this new episode but I would just like to point out how much Steven has grown so far. The line “That’s exactly why I brought you.” really made me think. We went from Season 1 Steven who was basically a silly
mcsiggy: Trying to draw again after exhausting yourself and or having depression draw funks that is hard to get out of is hard because you wanna draw!! wanna get shit done!! but then you try and you look at your pen like Work??????????? Do the thing
Due to back pain, I wasn’t able to take anything sexy for you all today, but I was able to dig up an older pic that you haven’t seen yet! I don’t know about you, but I think in this pic I look like I could use a nice hard cock sliding
Morning all! Rain just won’t stop. I keep thinking it’s Friday. Not that it makes any difference, I’m always working. But there is just something at the sound of Friday that’s appealing. I got this new bra thingie. Don’t
Hubby wants me to carry a gun. I said..whaat??!! Props? Sure I’ll use it as a prop. Well I was in a rush and the pics ain’t that great. But I will work on it and make you proud. So bear with me
Reblog if there’s that one fictional character you REALLY love, but there’s little to no omo of them.
Me: I’m gonna make a small cute omo scenario text post. Just a little cute paragraph, straight to the point 😊💛Me: 1 hour later with a 500 page book that’s a trilogy plus long ass bonus special*-.. fUCK!
musicfoundme: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
feelhaver1993: depression just does truly feel like malware, you know? like please i just want to open a browser window this shouldn’t take half an hour, and i’m tired of trying to close out of all the popups that open whenever i click anything that
whismicott: me: i need to do a thing executive dysfunction: ok but how about, instead of that, u just sit there feeling bad about not doing the thing me: ok
sonocomics: You bet your butt if there’s a command that’s anything close to “pet” I will press it as many times as possibleIMPORTANT!!!! So I know that I’m making comics about Breath of the Wild, but the truth is I actually still don’t know
105ttt: Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream
forsmithsandgiggles: lewdmangabey: maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
asleepylioness: Dearest Lioness, I know that I am bringing up the rear again, as usual, but I didn’t want to miss the first CC of 2014. I’ve had an idea involving one of my favorite mugs for a long time now, but I just haven’t managed
asleepylioness: Dearest Lioness, My deepest apologies for being late as usual, but it has been quite a hectic day so far. I’m calling this one Vintage Vine Block. I know, I know, it is bad form to use the theme name in the title, but I’m in that
greenemmanuelle: hentaiyarou: I’m all for cat boys, but the art where they’re trying to stick their own tails into their assholes is just too much. DO YOU KNOW HOW TAILS WORK? THAT IS NOT HOW TAILS WORK. WOULD YOU WANT A FURRY TAIL STUCK UP YOUR
introvertunites: Are you an introvert? You might relate to this page: Introvert Problems Facebook Page
I want people to know that they can’t just have me, but I go to the gym to let people see they can’t just have this hot ass me.
cocotingo: music-cecilia-3: johanatis: theletterwsarseflap: my-endless-eternity: seyiku: Also MY LIFE Second to last one for me. My life right now Thats just like me Why does it hurt? Oh yeah, I know why.
raggedyarchangel: angelicpower: my guy friend turned to me, and out of nowhere, and said “why is it ok for girls to touch each other’s boobs, but not ok for guys to touch each other’s dicks?” and I still don’t have an answer for that #don’t
tchaikovskaya:im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets
doxiequeen1: It took me a while but I got this dress finished and I really like how it turned out!! I had some ups and downs with this project. Mainly because it didn’t turn out as planned. But I think it ended up turning out better than I had planned,
Home alone and trying to get back into my groove. Still thinking I shouldn’t have watched that damn snk episode (DAMN YOU, EPISODE 22!), but I’m doing a little better. Finally got a real full night sleep, even though I had a nightmare, but
Finally got my gym membership and ready to get back into shape. I’m really disappointed in myself that I let myself be sedentary for months but I’m back again.
karayray1: virgoassbitch: This meme traumatized me Bruhhhh Ok this is wrong on 100 levels but this shit hilarious 😂😂😂
Hi Tumblr ! It’s been a while since i posted some pics of me , work is keeping me so busy that i rarely have time to be on Tumblr anymore , but sometimes i have some “ free time “ and i come here to share something with all of you …Today
that reminds me, today I got my electric bill today after I was paying the bills, so I was crossing my fingers thinking “ok I put 赨 damn dollars in, I know it’s a but much but better safe” since I had some lights up and the tree and
omgtsn:laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
demonskin:Sometimes I just have days where I really, really need to be reassured that people still like or want me or want to be around me and I feel bad because I can’t communicate this need to people but I know they can’t possibly instinctively
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
Ended up crying a bunch after the dentist but my new cat Shadow was concerned and came right up to me and let me pet her so that was nice.
teabeard: theannoyingbookwormblog: Do you ever just want to read something but no book is the right one? Like, they can all be amazing but they are not The book you need at that moment More often than you’d think!
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
I know most people on here are all about reading books and whatnot, but (it’s probably no surprise) I have never actually read an entire book on my own. But I think I am going to finally change that…. even though I’ve said it before
but that never happens unless someone wants something rather someone hit me up because they want to but……
so I did that trial weekend thing, I mean it still isnt my thing and im probably still gonna say no but apparently I attracted super nice people and super weird people. I got offered a job from this super nice guy who told me I was doing v well and called
wyomingsmustache: donaldjareddunn: When someone identifies with their favorite character it can say a lot about them. Whenever someone says “they are so me” believe them. Sometimes liking a favorite character they identify with is the closest thing
albino-alpaca: #like you don’t understand #if we never see that fucking amulet again i’m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life #in twenty years i’ll sit down to talk to my therapist about my failing marriage #and they’ll ask me
Got my piercings changed and it was painful as fuck, but nice to have a friend actually be there for me this time. They’re nice and painful all over again. Yay for nips that are extremely sensitive!
Should I trim my hair I really don’t wanna But like ?? Death ? Split ends? It’s not really damaged honestly but will it really grow that much faster if I trim it some?
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supnoah: I regret opening up to some people and it just bugs me knowing there’s a few out there who didn’t even deserve to know me like that but do
Not to be nsfw and like that on main but someone should do something about my chastity kink and hate acceptance towards anal as a substitute to something enjoyable. Push my buttons and call me a good girl although never hesitate to haze me for not being
brookate: when u dont like what ur drawing but u have to finish it because u already got so far
lol, I hate all the pictures they did take of me for my model job because they did paint me so wierd, haha and the photographer where a bit annoying. But felt that I should add at least one picture to my tumblr.