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It was obvious that my older sister had photoshopped the picture, but I thought it was cute that she tried so hard to impress me these days. As if receiving a daily morning blowjob wasn’t enough.
But, Mistress… it’s too big!You’re the one that wanted this… wanted me to get you all sissied up and find a black cock for you to suck. So suck it! All the way. I don’t care if you gag. I suspect he’ll like that even
Thats an even bigger un…but that hole looks like it was formed to perfectly fit it
It’s beginning to look a lot like…. ummmm, what do we call it now? It was “Christmahannukwanzadan” then just “Holidays” but that’s still just not good enough… So… let’s see, It’s
That it would be as less painful as possible was the only condition her loser of husband had set to sign his disposal consent form, but that ruined a bit Katie’s pleasure. She hated him so much! That’s why she was so glad when her lover told her he
Here I am again being totally late but it was Jean and Jeanbo’s birthday a few days ago so here’s a thing! Happy Birthday to these two-toned trash angels! <3
mcavoys: #at this point charles is just #rubbing it into her face #erik and i #we both are here #together #we came for you together #we came together #both of us with each other #we are together #that’s the point i am trying to make raven
That’s it, sometimes I just can’t help getting an erection, not because of all the naked bodies, but just that sensation when the sun and the wind caress your naked body, it’s just soooo stimulating!!
"it's that thought instead your head, saying, wouldn't it be amazing, getting up everyday, playing, doing something that you love to do" Oh Crosby and your Tims Commercials
That was probably the funniest thing i have ever watched. The boys can't act if their life depended on it lol. But that's what made it better, right? Now i can't wait for SNL!!! This is a good day.
It’s friday at last! also that is a smile that i would protect.
It’s that TUESDAY.. featuring Rene Love @renelove23 a gal I’ve known for yrs and helped with her first shoot that launched it all. Met her on the blackgirlmagazine website. I dunno if they still have the model/photographer section . But obviously
endlesslo7e: I swear he copied and pasted that. But the fact is it’s fantastic fucking grammer and I am proud. Unlike some people I know.
That moment when you wake up and have to go potty but the only bathroom that has toilet paper is in the basement….…Uh oh ( ˃̶᷄/////˂̶᷄ )ﾟ
that-stone-butch:🔥 it’s 85° out there but it’s even hotter in here 🔥he/him (butch lesbian; men DNI)
killbenedictcumberbatch: no ones saying you have to hate apple and stop buying their products forever if you’re a long time user but god aren’t you mad about this? arent you fed up with having to buy new parts just for your products to be usable?
prokopetz:cognito-ergo-hazard:crypticspren:what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn buttoni dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn
nethersonq:bogleech:It’s said that a giraffe’s kick can actually knock a lion’s head completely off and I’m sorry but every way I picture that is like the funniest thing in the entire world i’m so sorry
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tchaikovskaya: tchaikovskaya: im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess
It’s 9.34am and you’re late. “The phone has been ringing all morning! Where have you been?!” exclaimed your boss. You’d been busy taking care of yourself… But you couldn’t tell him that, you quietly said, “I’m sorry Mr.
onorobo: kelpls: I made a comic from the mechanic/robot thing i drew a while back BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TOO MANY THINGS I WANTED TO DRAW and i couldn’t fit it in 10 pictures and then i gave up and ended up with some small thing without
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
It’s really interesting to note that so far each Gem we’ve seen bubble a gem and teleport it away has their own distinct way of doing it. Garnet always taps the top of the bubble and it splits into sections and moves upwards, accompanied
It’s always kind of frustrated me that when in “Joking Victim” Steven asked what the tape was and Sadie said “It’s like a DVD shaped like a box” a lot of people decided that meant Steven didn’t know what a videotape was and didn’t have
utsuroichijo: murasaki-me: redsuns-n-orangemoons: shybairnsget-nowt: americas-liberty: Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why Wow that is depressing. okay but is that michelle’s fault
meggoboner: @jaffajamjam it’s the new season that premiered tonight. It’s actually fucking scary. What?! I didn’t realise the new series was out yet. I’ll have to track that down in the morning.
where’s that really cute video of these girls dancing to september i need it for reasons
windofthenorth: I don’t want to sound like a psychopath but this is my most favorite scene so far. It’s just so pretty….
andreanya: pretentiouslimericks: infinidegree: jiizzzlle: victoriatheunicorn: i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop
followandreblog: ghdos: rope-an-ole-blue-norther: that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin: tumblinwithhotties: I saw this posted on tumblr and was gonna reblog it…but all the ppl who posted it were kind of mommy blogs…don’t think they’d like to be
jupitersaurus: Theory 1: Donald Trump doesn’t know how to read. Theory 2: Donald Trump can only read at a 4th grade (or lower) reading level. Theory 3: Donald Trump has dyslexia. Theory 4: Donald Trump just can’t see that fucking well. You
It seems that I now need eleven hours of sleep a day to function. Where “function,” approximately amounts to, “Hey, look, breathing!” I promise I’ll get back to producing stuff as soon as possible, but for now I really need
d-wraven: I thought this was a rom com… the big spike going through her chest seems to tell me that this manga has developed into a different beast. It’s still pretty damn good, but it’s definitely not the story I thought it’d be back when
is it bad that i never responded to one of my favorite yaoi blogs when they messaged me on tumblr because i love them so much and treasure their message so much i just kept it
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
Look! It’s the animal that bowties look good on!
ts-lawan: Page 11 Yunan: in this country, isn’t the shade strong? While I was looking for shade I located the shell.I entered in it and I was resting but… When I realized it, I was surrounded by everyone. that’s why I’m so greatfuk to you, thanks!
glowcloud: u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up
soul-angelos: Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other.
It only really occurred to me as I was wrapping this up that you might have meant a sweater that was giant even relative to Malachite. But that’s life, I guess, and that’s what you get for going discount.
last night I had a dream that my ex was trying to get back together with me and also that I had a baby but like if I held it right I got points on my video game
das-uberchicken: worksofwalt: Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think
Listening to music when you’re with someone is horrible because then you think of them when you hear that music and they’re not around and then that music is just ruined forever.
It was always her. Everyone you’ve ever met knows about her. They may know about me, but that was from me. You talk about her constantly even if it’s not intentional. You miss her. You need her. You knew all along it’d be her. And it
resurrection-anti-christ:Cockwarming but you hold my legs open and make me play with my clit, forcing me to cum on you over and over without fucking me
It was Shakespeare who said “There is no good or bad, but thinking makes it so.” Now remember that, the next time someone bid you a good morning, for by the mere act of thinking, you can make that morning a good one, or a bad one …
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
laas-yahnir:“protecting the right of the President to assert it if he chooses” … dude you’re under oath, you said you would answer questions to your fullest ability and you’re failing to do that, that’s what it boils down to AG Sessions: Only
zhuzhka: People keep saying that the cat that got crushed by the mysterious giant hand in the trailer is the same one from “Stan Pines dead“ article. It’s not, because:a) Headlights of the car on the left are round, in square frame, while the headlights
hoe96: voulx:no offense but i dont like alcohol no affens but you don’t know how to drink u dumb ho hmm no, i just don’t like alcohol
It’s my b-day! A close friend of mine got me a whole Serrano ham for my birthday (no really I’m just as shocked as you) and my family had gotten me some stuff to eat with it and I’m going to eat so much ham I’m gonna pass out,
It arrived a bit ago but only now found the time to crack it open. Page 2 and the word “cock” is front and centre. It’s gonna be an amazing night and first look. Definitely boost my morale after getting really sick! Thank you Jack ~Oh darling, thank
But but but??? 😫😫💥Did that do it? 😈😈
so earlier today i was trying to take off my frickin’ bra clasp thing but it was a new bra so it was hARD TO TAKE OFF AND THEN SOMETHING STABS ME BETWEEN MY FINGERNAIL AND THUMB??? AND THEN IT BLED AND UGHhh that fucker stung
@ blogs that have blocked me: IM SORRY FOR INCONVENIENCING UR DASH IN ANY WAY………….. IF ITS FOR SPECIFIC SHIP ART OR W/E IM NOT REALLY SURE but sorr yyy;;;;
It’s stupid of me to expect a note on my car or maybe Ŭ flowers but yet here I am, feeling disappointed that my life is not a romantic comedy. I really wish I wouldn’t get my own hopes up or get hung up on old shit but I do & I’ll
