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It was my friend’s birthday and she was having a pool party. Most of the other fathers there that day were perving on us girls, but of course it was my Dad who came over and started touched me in front of everybody. I was totally embarrassed, but also
It, like, took all night. My high school BFF Audrey did not like that I was so happy now. No, that’s not right, she just didn’t get I could be happy showin off my body and fuckin who I was told to. She didn’t get it but that was OK. She liked the
It’s always special when you make love to him. But with me, it’s not - I’m just an arrogant pig. But you need me every time you need that raw, proper fucking..
It wasn’t only the very sexy lingerie set your wife was wearing for the grand opening of her lingerie shop. It was that she not only told you that you hadn’t been invited but that she had invited your boss. She even added, “don’t
It’s not only that you’ve to take pictures of your pregnant wife for her boss … but that it reminds you of when she told you, “honey, tell him that he doesn’t need to use a condom.”
injureddreams: Chu~ ♥ Dedicated to Wuffen~ Hoping it will inspire more TP art because I’m dying to know what happens to these two in your comic Orz No pressure! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE KILLING ME ASDHLGFADHJLSGASLJHFDGKHJFGH LOOK AT THAT I CAN’T
it kinda breaks my heart to know that Kabby asked for an extension, if he wanted to leave it would be easier..but he didn't want to.
It was'nt long after our wedding, that I was back servicing my sister in-laws ass hole. I protested a bit, but I knew it was stupid, I actually missed her sexual demands when I was away on my honey moon. I love my husband but he doesn’t come even close
It’s probably a picture showing off her landwhale body so fat bitches feel better about being fat bitches. I love fat bitches I used to date one but she cost three times more than myself to keep fed a month :-( but that didn’t matter to me, it was,
It’s over isn’t it? My voice take on it btw, no music and my voice is the worst, don’t listen to it lmao, this is 3rd take on it so far but meh prolly the last, I’m just creating memories of my awful voice heh(also warning there’s a loud “HA!”
This is a little morbid.There’s this bridge in the area I play Pokemon Go. Every time I cross it, I look down, and think about jumping. Not that hard. Just long enough to remind myself that not only would it not kill me, it would probably break my bones,
I had the worst dreams that felt so real and I cried so much in them and now I’m awake it feels like it happened and all I wanna do is cry still
whenindoubtdosomeheavybreathing: carry-on-my-jingle-butt: ten-roses-in-the-impala: corkiri: ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully play this video but mute it and then open this one up but DO NOT have it muted then play both videos and
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
It bothers me that glu/mshoe made a vaguepost suggesting that anyone using he/him pronouns while starting discourse about glum is usually playing up the toxic masculinity thing, but then straight after glum misgendered sweet without bothering to look
thefrogman:sirfrogsworth:I tried. Again.Misinformation is also a virus and our country is just as infected with it as it is with COVID-19. Bunk thinks he is perfectly innocent publicly posting his bad information. That he is not harming anyone. But he
thats-slightly-raven:jaded-phoenix:thats-slightly-raven:who wore it bettershe did imo stop trying to make humor out of other peoples looks. It’s hurtful and makes you an asshole. okay but thats a photo of me
Welp, it’s the first time since 2001 that I have black friday off. And I don’t get paid again until next week.
smoothmovedude replied to your post:jesus fucking christ i’m only 32 years old when…get up i’d love to, but i’m an old fucking man and I have to go to bed now so that I can go to work so that i can pay a house note and a car note
IT.WAS.SO.HOT. Had a blast at #Soundwave but daymn that was a hot day. Also, the transport was horrible. Worst I’ve ever experienced at a festival. I know white night was on too but that was ridiculous. #soundwave2015
apparently googling the meaning of my name was exactly what I needed to realize that I do like it and I should keep it.
It was super hot today (for the area) and a lot dryer than normal and it felt so desert (still does, really, because its dark out but still so warm). I actually really love weather like that (so long as I don’t have to walk anywhere, haha). I
It’s been 2 years but I’m still proud of this joke
that-gril: ufuckingpastry: IF YOU GO AND SEE BIG HERO 6 SOMETIME SOON, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IT IS MARVEL AND EVERY MARVEL MOVIE HAS AN AFTER CREDITS SCENE AND I MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME I WENT BUT I SAW IT AGAIN AND THERE IS AN ENDING SCENE AND I AM
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
maxgryson: Not just your face. Yeah.. but um… anyways…
i’m starting to freak out because i have a presentation tomorrow and idk i mean it’s a group presentation so it’s not that bad i guess but i never really presented before and would always just take a failing grade and fuck i don’t
but with if noiz gave himself a blowjob like what would THAT feel like.
on a more upbeat note: i started playing splat zones b/c i was too impatient to wait for map rotations and ur fucking welcome @team b/c i tended to splat 3-4 squids at the start of the match so ur asses can claim the zones. but also i’m so fucking sorry
kyriarchy:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
black-iverson: theequeenpin: 5vx: Be THIS to your man. Be some trees in the sand? She meant an oasis, a respite in the desert, but it ain’t come out right.
karayray1: virgoassbitch: This meme traumatized me Bruhhhh Ok this is wrong on 100 levels but this shit hilarious 😂😂😂
sobeitjayt: Like no shade noah fence but A Seat At The Table was better than Lemonade So like it’s songs on Lemonade that I really, really, really like (Hold Up, Daddy Lessons, Sandcastles, Freedom, All Night) and I don’t really feel that
racefaker: cardozzza: snoopingasusualisee: Okay I’ve tried looking at this every possible way I could think of to figure out some optic illusion to make this shoe look anything but pink and white? But anyways it’s pink ITS FUCKING BLUE AND GREY
trappedsou11: hennypendergrass: dangerouslykea: blackgirlsreverything: 😂😂😂 Lmfao!!!! Lmao 😂 Dawg 😭😭😭 Perhaps he meant that men don’t catch hell for fucking on the first date like women do, but based on his reaction
It really hurts that Tumblr don’t have a timestamp on messages seem like I missed a message from somebody who I was talking to and helping and I don’t remember seeing her message but it really hurts because I felt like I’ll let that
That moment when you have this intensely amazing feeling…..and you can’t really put it into words because nobody else would ever understand; but you wish it could be captured and saved for the future, because you’re not certain that it will
So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number
cuntslife: jennyaj: chrisreese: It was all for the best. Whatever made you happy right? I hope you’re happy and safe. I miss you. But you already know that.. Sigh. f7uihoj
edwoodthegrey: Summer Ball 2K13 because I’m not gay, but if I was gay. This guy. I’m just saying. He’s looks like me, but super pretty and not at all surly. I’m frequently told that when I’m not smiling, I look bitter and
It makes me so sad when I see that other long distance relationships don’t work out. Distance ruins so much, and it is really fucking sad that some relationships have the potential to be something beautiful, but distance fucks it up. Things could
THAT MOMENT THAT YOU FIND OUT JACK’S MANNEQUIN FINALLY HAS A SHOW NEAR YOU WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY IN TOWN, BUT CAN’T GO TO IT…. FML. I SAW THEM EXACTLY 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. THAT’S TOO FUCKING LONG!!!
thats-slightly-raven:jaded-phoenix:thats-slightly-raven:who wore it better she did imo stop trying to make humor out of other peoples looks. It’s hurtful and makes you an asshole. okay but thats a photo of me
accio-percabeth: BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS HARRY POTTER HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THAT AMAZING WOMAN THAT THE MOMENT SHE WAS DISRESPECTED HE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH A POTENT RAGE HE WAS ABLE TO CAST AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE
evaluate: It’s cool if you’re gonna judge me like ok obvs I would judge me too but if you’re my friend then you should know that’s not rly how I am so it doesn’t matter.. Or say something to my face if you have a problem idc
Got my piercings changed and it was painful as fuck, but nice to have a friend actually be there for me this time. They’re nice and painful all over again. Yay for nips that are extremely sensitive!
That moment after watching a new episode of Korra where you rewatch it a dozen times hoping that it will ease the pain of waiting a week for another one
today feels like its going super slow which is good for me cause i have more time to work on things i’m still working on that Dancestors set ((im so so slow)) but i was looking through my wips and i found a Cherub comic thing i was doing back in
was checking tags on the cherub lyricstuck i did aaaa…//lays down, that’s really sweet of that person hhh ;u;
surprisebitch: elsajeni: noccor: sleepyminyard: haramzada: awkwardlyinsane: Oh All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey)
But that’s the best part about chastity, baby: the wide gap between your fantasy and the cold, cruel reality of it. It’s the anguish you find between the two that gets ME off so hard. It’s why I’m interested at all. Suffer.
Like, I know that it’s my URL and stuff but every single time someone leaves a nice little comment saying ‘Jen!’ Im always like 'they knew my name HI HELLO FRIEND :DDD’
i finished DA2 i am sad now but like i got that little line thats like “all the companions have to leave the champion, cept merrill” so all good
i kinda sorta had ice cream for dinner last night AND I LOVED ITi only regret it like, a little bit. it had pecans in it that counts for something
the interesting and challenging thing about MC’s swimsuit not being shown is that i can make it look however i want to
ok so remember that wings!blake drawing i did. the one where shes in an outfit similar to her “intruder” one?TRASHING IT. its OUT. GOOD RIDDANCE.because i found a better outfit. much more formal yet…casual. an outfit weiss would be proud of
It lowkey bothers me when people wear clear glasses as a trend….I don’t get it That & freckles…it makes me uncomfortable, yet contacts don’t. Does that make me a hypocrite?
It is so, so easy for people in positions of power to make across-the-board decisions that will never affect them. How easy it is for privileged people to make decisions for the masses that will never directly affect them because of their gender, race,
