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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
I wanted to be irritated someone trying to come for me and then i saw their picture. Like nevermind i dont have to worry about you bc life comes for you everyday you look in the mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂
arsuf: People turn away from it, run from it if they can. But someone’s gotta be there to pick it up, to push back, to put the first piece back together. To put us all back together.
Well, I’m not an expert but someone asked me or this, and here is it <3 (I use Paint tool sai)
blackgirlove: Not my thing but someone requested it.
erratic0:I’ve never posted a selfie before, but someone asked for it so here it is. 😃
txchnologist: by Txchnologist Staff Like a thief in the night, the malaria parasite did its quick work and vanished inside a blood cell. But someone else was watching. Read More
That moment when you realize too late that someone has stolen your translation almost word-by-word for subbing purposes without credit…O_O (chayashix I just realized that you were victimized as well - three guesses as to what exactly was swiped
smaskvxn: UM. someone said it looked like jenga so
white-plum: Someone asked me why I love Adrinette/MariChat/Ladrien/LadyNoir so much. It’s from a kid’s show and she can’t fathom why I ship something from a cartoon. So I tried to compare it to a pair that she loves and the best and most similar
sm-dc: katsudonyuuri: So. Yuuri drank at least 16 glasses of champagne. I know nothing about alcohol, but uh… does this mean that Yuuri isn’t a lightweight and just drank too much? The alcohol content of a glass of champagne is 12% alcohol by volume,
faranaesfw: You’ll want to download for full-resolution to avoid any blurriness! Did a collection of the Sans sprites similar to my Papyrus sheet!I want these for personal reference but someone else might find it useful. Sprites are all of course the
if someone pretty with friends and a boyfriend and high self-esttem and full of confidence insult you what do you do?
nicklugo: Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
alvaroruso13: when you are 2nd in the final lap in Mario Kart but someone throws a blue shell in the last second
princessamericachavez: In Mexico we kiss on the cheek greet each other all the time and I think it’s great and you guys should know about it a little more. Like, there are rules. When you don’t really know someone you don’t kiss them. When you
dante1255: dante1255: The bbc does the trick. Two orgasms in less than 2 minutes! Making white wives moan and cum 😝😝 a dirty job but someone has to do it. Today’s IR vid. Enjoy. Dantestoyz.adultshopping.com Reblog of the day! One of my first
I want to travel the world with someone so we can fuck in every country.
Sometimes all you want is someone who dances with you to “Dancing in the Moonlight”. In the moonlight of course.
I don't want sex but you give it
meetmeinchernobylexclusionzone: plesht: not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon? It’s called Love .
interracial-luvin2:blackbabybelly:authentic66-deactivated20201218:The job at the holiday resort became a lot more fun when he discovered he could knock up horny, drunken tourists.It’s a tuff job but someone’s got to do it!❤️♠️🍆
fr33lance: Alt-text from XKCD: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position
neonnoble: mindhost: The art of longsword Flynning, exhibit G: Defending one’s seat when there’s no assigned seating but someone tries to sit in your usual spot
perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell
onlyhalfginger: get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life
theearsarelistening: riotslim: pedro-martines: iwishtoreportaburglary: thefamilyphantom: ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord: karen-valentine: chianina: heyfunniest: Someone get this guy a fucking medal. They made birth control for men. However it
inbox: i hate those stupid “friend crushes" where you want so hard to be someones friend
If you’re over at someone’s house and their pet suddenly becomes violently ill, don’t constantly talk about what your pets have experienced unless the information has some sort of relevance to the situation. Chances are they don’t
wtfshiroko: wtfshiroko: I was almost at a loss for words I was so upset when I saw this just now… I don’t normally cut in like this but… this time I wasn’t just gonna not say anything Okay so guess what. I went to vent about this to one
miss-zarves: i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN
yama-z-aki: tsukiyama-shoo: tsukiyama-shoo: please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it
h0odrich: I’ve never claimed to have any specific political affiliation before but someone I went to college with called me a ‘cocksucking social justice queer bag liberal’ yesterday and it felt right so I’ll be checking that box from now on
I plan to spend valentines dusting my figurines and maybe I’ll finally marry someone in story of seasons
just-shower-thoughts:You always know when an angry person is angry, but someone who always seems calm could be 3 inches away from stabbing you in the throat with a toothbrush handle and you’d never know.
so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think
g—-m: Perfect Not really but someone else’s wife
5aos: when you say something a bunch of times but someone still asks you to repeat yourself
kohenari: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s
lucyclairedelune:ANY TIME SOMEONE SHAMES YOU FOR WRITING FANFICTIONREMEMBER THAT THISIS FANFICTION OF THISTHIS IS FANFICTION OF THISTHISIS FANFICTION OF THIS and Plato’s Ring of GygesAND THISA MODERN AU OC-CENTRIC VERSION OF THISEVERYTHING IS FANFICTION
shithowdy: It’s always a really nice feeling of triumph when you’re once again able to enjoy something that someone really shitty ruined for you by association.
oockitty: agentquinn: sepulchritude: my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion “look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak
If anyone knows someone hiring in the NYC area please let me know
So I got some free headshots done at work late week and I realize that this mustache makes me look like someone that would be on a “if you see this man, report him” poster.
yourrrniggasdick: I know I shared Damien’s link, but someone wanted the stuff posted so..
3rdistheonewithaveryhairychest: I tried to take some nudes in the gym locker room today, but someone walked in on me and DEFINITELY got an eyeful.
wifipassworcl: wifipassworcl: GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.
littlesnugglebunny: Being a little baby princess is hard. Taking nap naps, eating snacks, and coloring pictures is a tough job, but someones gotta do it.
rollie7: Once grandma was away on her spa vacation with the women’s club, granddad took over the role of giving the weekly enemas to his granddaughter - it’s a shitty job, but someone has to do it.
thecatthatshitsrainbows: the-awakened-heart: petrichorthearcadianmouse: porpoiseshavepurpose: Sorry, but someone needed to say this。。。 Also, I’d like to point out that Nash Grier only has 13 videos that I highly doubt he put any real work
persian-slutwife: blondepetitewife: Imagine sitting next to these in the office… Nice legs but someone needs to clean the couch.http://www.tumblr.com/follow/persian-slutwife
beckyrivers29: californialiving61: secretlaurie: More fun with fucking machines… Mmmmmmm…. beckyrivers29 Would you enjoy getting a good machine fucking at varying speeds that not you but someone else would control while you are tied spread eagle
sacohen: xoxmalteaser: Happy Hump Day to my favorite Tumblers. 💋 Desperately need some help today with my bath time. 🛀 It’s quite a chore but someone HAS to do it. Are you up for the task? Tell me how you would help. I’ll be very happy
sshizuku: being a soft sleepy horny crybaby 24/7 is hard work but someones gotta do it
So I’m lonely and want affection but also don’t want to meet new people…. if you catch my vibes??
Um hi. I need someone in my bed to keep me warm cause it’s like 3 degrees outside Please and thank you for your applications
I wish my bruises were kinky sex related but in all honesty I’m a clutz and walk in to door frames and tables
