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asd-yuurikatsuki: wolferen: my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants So
2srooky: ashkenazi-autie: ilovepeoplethattalktocameras: Have we ever discussed the fact that 2001 - 2012 Disney channel’s shows all had strong female leads, with the exception of Zack and Cody but they had a black man in charge, a smart poor white
they-call-me-ace: poshtearex: Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart. Then you
infinite-scratch:washed-in-moonlight:theotheristhedoctor:firyfox:Uncle Iroh is a really smart , wise man , and he’s always so helpful to Zuko , but he really did him dirty with that hair style on his date Like this is one of the few things that Iroh
william-snekspeare:william-snekspeare:Smart and stupid gang rise up. I am a college graduate and I look at an analog clock like it is a fucking math problem I mean no disrespect but. your father is a total fucking maniac
cockandpokeballs: I may not be the best smart phone photographer, but I’m thinking my ass looks pretty good in this one ;)
cubewatermelon: Let’s Speak English #80!This kid is the same one as the Sexy Pose. He’s one of this kids who’s a lot of ridiculous trouble, but he’s also so damn smart. He remembers everything we talk about, which I wouldn’t even expect
thecommonchick:High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”
of-fire-and-fate: dudeashley: i made new tip jars at my job, team mystic is in the lead so far. Okay, but that’s pretty smart.
rushmid: memechancellor: rushmid: the trolley needs to go straight. but if you pull the lever, the trolley won’t go straight. what do you do? The tracks are parallel it’ll go straight no matter what who the fuck are you? you think you’re smart?
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
fakepreme: as a noise musician i dont think about sex normally. i think about it in a cooler and deeper way that most people dont. im really cool about sex and i think about it alot but in cool ways and really smart. bet youve never thought about sex
joshpeck: i lost my glow stick and i was ready to cry but then i turned off the lights and found it because it was glowing i am so fcking smart stephen hawking got nothing on me
patron-saint-of-smart-asses: taylor-tut: taylor-tut: y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?” every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen i got this
bougiegaara: im smart passing but internally im actually a real dumb bitch
patron-saint-of-smart-asses: unrelatedtouserboxes: today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has
anneonomus:That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a
mensajeroseis: armchair-factotum: mensajeroseis: if you reblog the todd howard version of this, idk youre not smart Care to explain who this guy is then? I’m sure he’s Howard’s boss or something and actually more culpable but without context he
fartgallery: I tried to send my stressed out girlfriend a supportive message about how smart and talented she is but my idiot fingers only typed “youre snart” before pressing send
strawberrygogy:soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
writing-prompt-s: After adopting a human on the intergalactic black market you’re shocked to discover it’s actually sapient.
I’m so smart, and sexy, but also I’m self-sabotage
sissy4bbc4life: menleadwomenkneel: You always thought you needed to be smart to get ahead, that you needed to compete with men to succeed in life. But seeing you here now, at my feet waiting obediently for my cock, I know you have learned the truth.
hyper-femininity:Dignity is overratedI know you find it scary. You want people to see you as smart and competent because that is what society expects, but it is not what you are inside and it is not how you want your man to treat you.Find a man to trust
lukebeazley: Sharp as a tack but in the sense that you’re not smart, just a prick instagram.com/justrecords
iangalliagher: “I know something about loving people who aren’t smart enough to wanna be loved back. But I learned a secret that I can tell you. They don’t deserve it.”
ashkenazi-autie: ilovepeoplethattalktocameras: Have we ever discussed the fact that 2001 - 2012 Disney channel’s shows all had strong female leads, with the exception of Zack and Cody but they had a black man in charge, a smart poor white blonde girl
myprivatealonetime: younglordsf: properfaggot:dadsfag: He was a really nice guy when we met, funny, cocky, smart, but he only wanted one thing…this was the end of our first date. I have a buddy who I met for the very first time on a date. We had
promsien: People think im hella smart since i teach anatomy. But let me tell you, i forgot what a sponge was yesterday and screamed at my roomate cause i thought she was holding a soft beehive.
tinyshoopuf: Animation preview! I’ve got two more gifs to make, roughly 20 frames each, but I’m gonna be smart about it and take my time so as not to kill my wrist. I think I’ll clean this one up a bit, too
freckledbuttchester: I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
808kangaroo: taco-bell-rey: Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label
anactualfairyqueen: eighthsun: I told you I thought about it. I don’t know why this is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen all day but Hermione is a beautiful, smart person no matter the colour.
khevinday: when you make one of your oc’s hella smart but then suddenly don’t know how you’re going to write them bc you’re a fucking dumbass
mrhaliboot: A very nerdy Pearl and Peridot fusion, Senegalite! She’s smart (and knows it), smug and a slight control freak.I kept putting this one off but glad I managed to finish it. I based her a little bit on Elly Jackson of La Roux, and think someone
haikujitsu: ceciliaspen: Shitty au where everything’s the same but Danny took one look at the portal and like any smart person decided not to go in, so his “ghost form” is just him wearing a bedsheet. He still fights the ghost coming through the
i-made-it-awkward-sorry: I know everyone likes the whole “hur hur Sora can’t count” joke (and believe me, it is hilarious to an extent) but also like… Sora is super smart? He’s gotta strategize and come up with battle plans on the fly, I wholeheartedly
patron-saint-of-smart-asses: curvella: supesean: dillonstpepper: leah-black: o———-w———-o: blackqueerblog: This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes! I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK
beautybeforebrains:If you want to look hot, spend some time practicing your “smile and pretend you understand” look. You lucky dummies will be way better at this than smart girls, but everyone can master it with some practice. The key is to think
jaynelovesdick: smallpeniswannabecuck: Look how big he is soft. And that load. That’s a months total for me. I want my wife to indulge in real men and enjoy life. this is why smart girls don’t like bareback well of course they do, but if a real
moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: fuzzykitty01: freckledbuttchester: I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
thecommonchick: High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
ehlers-danloscircus: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: squidsqueen: looselimbss: superspyskye: http://smartcrutch.co.uk/ For anyone who needs to use crutches to aid their mobility but struggles with regular crutches check out smart crutch UK. These are
slimputa: when you got a smart ass mouth but you’re sensitive af 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
kinghispaniola: aj-omoba: queenn-i-c: sonoanthony: aaronfacecakeb: lowkeynelly: dontforgettheclit: herdreadsrock: sonoanthony: darkmeathanging: sonoanthony: 😍😍😍😊 You mean as smart as me but in a different way Masculinity is so
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: Stupid or smart? Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
spikespiegell: accio-boggarts: spikespiegell: people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia Then tell a dinosaur fact i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
googlebus: I may not be smart or strong but I have touched a boob
horny4blood: taco-bell-rey: Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label
diggory-andthe-cap: averagefairy: averagefairy: did humans invent math or did we discover it does math even exist i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous But did
diszipliniert: amporas: i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well
cheatingwivescantresist: She couldn’t resist me and cheated on her husband. I was smart enough to record everything so that I could blackmail her into having sex with me again. She says she doesn’t want to cheat anymore, but the truth is in the way
“You wanna come in?” she whispered, panting heavily. Zac’s dick was so hard she could see the imprint of it through his chinos. “I do…but you sure that’s smart?” Symba hungrily kissed him like an animal in heat. “Right about now I don’t