but shit
NSFW Tumblr
find but shit on porn pin board
but shit clips
greencarnations: spacethefinalfuck: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: Female BAMFs Throughout History this is fab BUT WHERE ARE THEIR NAMES? Ching Shih Nancy Wake Lyudmila Pavlichenko Rukhsana Kausar The Gulabi Gang Neerja Bhanot Zainab Bibi Susan Walters
agentwoshington: agentwoshington: ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today ?????????????????????????????????????????????
abovesuspicions: all these spoons but no one to spoon with
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
princedorkface: So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81. This is the original picture: A picture of a statue of Poseidon. But look at some of the treasures we found: Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon. Old woman
shit i remember from my 2007 - 2013 fanfiction.net experiences (before i finally jumped ship for ao3 like everyone else)
the-togami-conglomerate: what if togami is actually really terrible at violin but no one wants to tell him so he just goes on with life thinking he’s a genius violinist
meggoboner: I have a cold and I feel like shit!
bondibee: I usually try to keep this au happy because otherwise it gets creepy but I’ve had this idea for a while so. here.
my classmates in my physics class are so fucking cisnormative and they’re always arguing over shit they know nothing about.
aobabe:yes good, good. this is good. good shit right here. so good. yes. what if it eventually turns less into fucking tho and more like noiz just grinding his hips against aoba’s tho. just rubbing against aoba’s prostate the entire time, not thrusting
aristen: …:/ college. boo. but it’s all good, i’ll see you guys on vacations and stuff. maaaaayn. it’s a good thing most of you guys are in Cali still. good luck!
revolutionary-mindset: Two Detectives Murdered in the line of duty 2003…. Their families received no compensation, no trumpets played.. No officers flown in from around the world.. No big speeches from Vice Presidents and mayors n shit. No Yankees
But we sleep tho…
pettypia: bremonique: People like Adele because she’s a white girl who sings like a black woman she sings “straight” enough for white ppl no riffs no runs and cool enough for black ppl cuz she got a little bravado in her voice but somehow someway
But I don't benefit from racism! And who does in the modern age?
thathighguy: caliego: The Eyes Never Lie by Ego Don’t think of me shying away but of my sparing you of my true intent .. Which is to kill Kill your ecstacy .. With mine Kill your seduction .. With mine Kill your aggression .. With mine Etc. I
tarynel: ahndaodiu: sonoanthony: tarynel: So ya man can spoil you but you can’t do the same? Yall so selfish. Do better in the new year. do better Last time I spoiled a man I ended up in jail Now you know you have to give us the story
But did it work tho?
hundondestiny: criminologyonthemind: the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning
tai-chi-guy: legendaryrebelcollection: tai-chi-guy: manwithoutborders: Throat kick… It’s the NEW throat punch!! Daaaayum I don’t know what martial art or the rules, but maybe don’t lead with your face. True! Especially when she does the
laurdlannister-kingslayer: the-goat-of-dojima: laurdlannister-kingslayer: TURKEY NASTY One day imma hook you up with a good turkey feel free lol I could take or leave baked turkey but fried is pretty good, especially if it got injected with some
anchoredking: alex-storm: Tumblr is totally going to delete this 🌲 I ain’t even like titties but goddamn 🤤😍
deviltriggerr-deactivated201504: shit levi says
damnaveragesheep:mannybarbosa: thepurplepaladin: mannybarbosa: Oh shit they make condoms with rulers on them. I want this 😱 this would destroy egos R.I.P insecure boys I love making insecure boys cry over stupid things.
borderlineotaku: fragmentedquailsoul: spade-of-clovers: I know everyone is saying that Armin will probably grow up to look like this guy But what if he grows up to look like Howl? to Come on, it’s a possible option. *nosebleed* it’s either
kerrsplat: killbenedictcumberbatch: Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies. I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.
You're full of bull shit .
divinedorothy: Reboot of Dorian Grey where he is beautiful and kind and loved by all but in his attic there sits a callout post which gets longer and longer and longer with each passing day
diey0ung-and-saveyourself: lyseekat: Normally I would not post a bathtub picture but I just want to let everyone know that Chinese takeout floats Game changer
evilstick93: i am losing my shit
toomanyfeelings5: kisshamlet: macduf: kisshamlet: hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like
phoneus: abstractbody: gibbon skeleton hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me? [bones creaking painfully,
ghoulish-velocity: rikoy11: ghoulish-velocity: rikoy11: ghoulish-velocity: bassoon-boss: ghoulish-velocity: When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends What Your leg.It ends. I’m not a linguist but I think that’s
scottthepilgrim: holy shit were cute as can be hahahaha oh yes.
Classical Shits
kyleehenke: probably one of the best things about being an adult is being able to buy all the dumb frivolous nerdy shit your parents would never get for you lmao
But I know that you don’t.
but-it-hurts-just-like-hell: edy-95: :( | via Tumblr on We Heart It. #true
but-it-hurts-just-like-hell: keinekraftzumleben: Du lässt mich jedes mal gehen.. eindeutig gehenlassen, hast du ja längst
But SHE’s the only One for You
But everyone is beautiful.
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