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urrone: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows
ryou66: brooklynhype: the joke is that in the manga Pegasus dies after duelist kingdom, but in the anime he doesn’t. based on this text post: I love Ryou’s expression.
unitedkingdomofhunters: Okay but you NEED to watch this.
donitaruga: the-eagle-atarian: Here’s your controller, bro Thanks “bro” but I already have my fight stick.
713-4th-ward-g: whosurdaddynj: wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.
ohdeerling: When I get a boyfriend, I want him to buy me potted cacti and succulents for Valentine’s over cut flowers. Flowers are pretty but they die. Cacti are impossible to kill. Just like me.
unfriendlyasiangirl: i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
garbage-grrrl: I never really reblog sex gifs but this is beautiful. Its like they’re actually making love. Its beautiful and I wish my first time to be like this.
delemons: nyehs: delemons: please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13 but apollo 13 exploded that’s the goal
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: gtfoyourcomputer: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart,
ladyginger97: I thought he was just confused…but no, Pete was literally getting a fucking tattoo done while all of this was going on. This just blows my mind.
thats-so-latula: allons-y-voir-le-univers: I kind of want to be something actually scary for Halloween, like the rabies virus. But am concerned people will think I am a textured dildo. that can be just as scary
raaawrbin: raaawrbin: I’M SORRY THIS IS SO LONG haha but if you like One Piece, and you like Doffy/Crocodile, then I hope you enjoy! Snuck in some Gintama at the end hohoho I just couldn’t envision Crocodile going ‘meow’ or ‘nyan’ so I settled
lalage: “i used to think ‘I’d work as hard as that, if everyone expected great things of me too’. But I understand now; if I don’t work hard, why should anyone expect anything of me?” crying_cat_face.gif READ YOWAMUSHI PEDAL BY WATANABE
commongayboy: When you’re supposed to be acting straight at a family party but Beyoncé comes on and your parents can’t stop you
bloodlube: There’s just always such a discussion about pussy taste and people with vaginas are so conscious about this but niggas eat hot Cheetos and Popeyes 7 days a week and still be talking about bitches who don’t swallow ain’t shit lol
tyleroakley: pudgiepyro: dadloaf: shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow. Oh
snazziest: id take a bullet for u not because i like u but because i wanna die
cumfort: when you see something you really want to reblog but you don’t like the person who reblogged it so you take precious time to reblog it from someone else
nothing shuts my piehole but pie
weekendwolvess: when they go down on you but it doesn’t feel good at all so you’re laying there like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...but you didn't
OMFG IM PARANOID
animalcrossingofficial: animalcrossingofficial: ????? this looks good but why the baby head OH HOLY SHIT
frankierosbuttblog: my favorite argument parents use against their queer children is “but you’re too young to know your sexuality yet!!!11!1" because apparently straight is the default yes i must remain straight until i turn 18 then i will truly
but omfg dirk is the clingly boyfriend type this update made me feel a bit bad jake is so uncomfortable rn sobs
kit-kat-sb: iraffiruse: HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED
prozdvoices: when your friend doesn’t know a character dies but you do
Omfg
narcissan: 1994-2016: ok but leak his @ ive lost the will to live
sluttydrugaddict: I mean I might have a drug problem, but at least I’m over my ex.
brunettes-n-sunsets: come-thru-6: doodlesuniverse: writing-in-ink-cant-be-erased:The fact I don’t hear the thud makes it so much worse Hahahah holy hell.. Fuck BUT DID SHE DIE?!
elasticitymudflap replied to your post:rubys tighs n biceps are why sapphire needs gemsusrose whispering at sapph “i dont have future vision but i do see u tapping that”IM C R YING
orcteeth: i don’t mean to alarm anyone but crafting workbenches lets you make BoS dog armor and it says “Paladin Dogmeat” and now i’m dead
hanasaku-shijin: beacontacticsmod: hanasaku-shijin: Okay FNDM let’s see how insane this can get (but let’s just go for humor, okay?) Reblog this and describe your sex life (or lack thereof) with a line of dialogue from RWBY. Go. Wait, what is
malekith: For anon. Dunno why you wanted these crappy edits, but here. :3 and feel free to use as your icon (other anon) :3
wendythang: heyitspj: Dirk has his severed head still so what if this is a really good option but I’m still holding out for Equiustinymaplehoofsprite
cookiespecialist: i went to ecc comic-con today and got to meet andrew hussie but the only signable thing i had with me was a scott pilgrim book it was a great moment
derpforbreakfast: I had to. I’m not sorry. inspired by an eridan hot topic hoodie idea post awhile back. i would link to it, but i lost the post. if i find the post again, i’ll give you guys a link.
bebroom: THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”
8uttcheeks: idk if this has been done before but i’m not sorry
gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer thank you
omfg so I was rearranging some stuff in my closet and I found a bunch of really bad comics I drew when I was little about this gu y I can’t even believ
misspepita: But now the question is, who would spread GF!Stan’s ashes in a Vegas ladies room?Who will do it? Who will be The One for this deed?
vaginaphobicsanonymous: This mother fucker…. He can do anything and be fucking gorgeous. I wish I could see him one time with a front absolutely full of hair. But even withouts the hairses we likes him very much precious, yes we does.
notthatiwilleverwriteit: call-me-ala: 19elaine:I’d say number 7, but what are your thoughts? XD My hand moved on my own. Sorry not sorry.
Twilight, i… I …think you need help. You’ve really let yourself go. . This is really gross but hilarious XD Look at poor Nurse Redheart :C
But omfg if this scene isn’t like the biggest vore-bait i’ve ever seen in a movie…IiiiincredibleBut this aside, Maura is really cute and i’m glad she’s around for most of the movie
bbieber: i just want to let everyone know this. i suck at replying to people like i REALLY DO. if you send me a message or a text or an instant message i will literally read it as soon as i get it but i’ll say to myself oh i’m going to reply to this
spacehedgie: I was so pissed of when I first started editing this, but now I feel just fine.I guess we all need our little dose of hedgehogs, right?Nemo doin’ dah modelin’.Pic taken by plamoiete, edited by me.
kawaiipeculier: excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right TO BEAR ARMS
thespookiesttaco: i would do my homework but sadly i am only an eel
ky-lan: You are my Senpai My only senpai You give me dokis And shades of grey You’ll never notice me But I still love you You’re sugoi, kawaii desu ne
lesbiaaans: chise is the type who has a million and one celebrity/fictional character crushes but is interested in exactly zero real-life people she ships the shit out of her friends tho
4ngryqueerfeminist: generally i have a lot of trouble drawing reiner braun but i think i finally figured it out
geopunk: but i gotta keep an eye out for
pillowbedhead: sekushibanana: I was watching the Project Diva F OP for icons but i paused it to look at Rin’s painting look how cute she is what a sweetie wow hey wait what’s that is that— nEY HOY MEHOY RIN MY BBY
padalickingood: dashingicecream: im laugHING and imagining what velvet’s weapon is and what if she opens it and its just but surprise, its a bunny bomb
chiicharron: a stupid thing and a doodle i forgot to include in the last post but seriously one of my first memories of rwby is this thing and its been popping up whenever i googled penny and tbh i want a source for it, and i thought everyone knew about
