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OH. MY. GOD. I THINK I’M ABOUT TO CRY. I SERIOUSLY MIGHT START CRYING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. YOU ARE ALL SO WONDERFUL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SO MANY OF YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I POST, BUT I AM SO IMMENSELY GRATEFUL TO EACH AND EVERY ONE
Pretty sure my tits got bigger overnight. I dunno!
I love the way girls fuck. I love how they try so hard to be quiet, but when the right spot is stroked at exactly the right time, they can't help but let a moan escape. I love how around family they're so sweet and innocent, but in the bedroom they bite
koulin: devinleighbee: karatam: punch-a-your-buns: captain-gumdrops: bluhbluhhugedork: The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.
brella-boi: Im going to raid nintendo and fill everyones shoes with baked beans
OH MY FUCKINGF GOD GJDJRHSHDHDHC IM IN A LYFT AND THIS NIGGA IS STRAIGHT UP SINGING LIKE AN ANGEL FOR NO REASON WHAT THEW HFHEBDBEHDHDU
mandersyoo: viciouslyyou: OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BITE XIUMIN, LIKE IF EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET A BITE OF HIM I WILL. HE IS JUST SO ADORABLE. I WANT TO BITE HIM this makes me feel like a really weird person but oh well. I read this like a Pedo
obsessivedilettante: Hoya got LASIK?!?!?!?But… but… that means no more Hoya in glasses.I mean, good for him. No more dealing with the cost and annoyance of contacts.But… no more Hoya in glasses… no more Hoya making those “judging you” faces
Taylor here. I'm locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.
chaos-inc: graceespooks: OH MY GOD IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD
sammybitchfacewinchester: kokoroattack: OH MY GOD The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing
sinisterstiel: herimperialnootness: Proud member of the “I never titled my blog with welcome to my twisted mind” club I didn’t think this was a thing but oh my god.
ghostchomby: i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat
Oh my God, I just noticed after staring at the third gif that Kili is totally looking at Fili and trying to reassure him as well as Bilbo when he’s responding. Goddammit.
I accidentally went into the stairwell when my students were getting out of lunch and jfc I now understand what it’s like to be a celebrity.
modifiedwhore: 0-memento-mori-0: herooflife: herooflife: I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
oh my god oh my god she said yes she’s gonna marry me holy shit like I am super excited and mind-boggled she said yes can you believe that
Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy
Now I’ve never been the PETA type, but even I think this is a cruel thing to do to a chicken.
suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
amber-awkward: Alright alright children but what if one day during sex Aoba calls Clear “master” and Clear just cAN NOT he has to walk that one off my god.
japhers: folwer: but its important IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
OH MY FUCKING??? GOD?????
baetology: wetamup: baetology: prettyboyshyflizzy: My roommate got a brojob last night and the things I heard from my room last night were disturbing 😂 I wanna tell Yall but idk if it’s wrong Is a brojob different than a blowjob…? I read
celestialsailorscout: HELLLL NAW!!!!!!!!! She covered her mouth like, “oh God!”
ratedmirr: I don’t know her specific case personally. But I do know someone who was assaulted for turning a nigga down. And I’ve been trying to think of ways to help combat shit like this ever sense. But honestly, there’s like no way. These women
hacksign: pattythenest: hacksign: no offense but it’s really exhausting watching y'all thirst after ugly ass white and light skinned men. Little miss racist here is jealous they were told “no” I personally haven’t been told no but i’m
sobeitjay: chocahontas: tarynel: I wish my arms were longer. I have lil T-rex arms. It’s hard when a nigga ask me to spread my ass when we fucking. Like I’m trying nigga but my arms short. FUCKIN SAME Lmao
pointyears-hobgoblin: I really like drawing hiromi~~ Kid!hiromi is so cute <333 I don’t know but I think hiromi misses his childhood very much…
ihaveamicrophone: darkoverord: dalehan: pwnypony: GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. HOLY FUCK. GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE. That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really. All you
garashirs:shipping a rarepair with little to no content is torture, i totally agree, but there’s a special kind of hell called “popular pairing with thousands of fics on ao3 but 90% of them are A/B/O mpreg dubcon slave/master harry potter!au that
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
kxttensplaypen:i don’t think i got around to uploading these after my tail arrived, but here they are! an 18" cream fox tail, black glass plug, and a mint pin on bow, all thanks to the lovely ladies at kittensplaypenshop! it’s so soft and fluffy
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
assbutt-of-my-dreams:sailorlune:kattomatic: ericjudysbeard: Working at LUSH: the saga I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple” My whole
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET
amalgarn: nobody ever talks about the fact that if you kill everyone but toriel, sans goes to live with her in the ruins and i just
thestellarguardian: I don’t know if anybody has seen this yet but in the chinese intro of Steven Universe they had to change the lyrics to fit the language of course but some of the gems had their names changed Pearl’s stayed the same but what they
ghostly-farts: selfishlydisp0ssessed: twosatans: nfeo: oh my god I need the rest of this story right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day,
ruinedchildhood: oh
teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos: official-data: New Ted Cruz theory: Yes, he’s the Zodiac Killer. That’s a given. But he’s also a time traveler, thus explaining his oh-so-convenient alibi of “not being born yet”. This leads to a scary possibility.
urtotallynotpunkrock: my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed
egophiliac: I was gonna go to bed, but then my brain said nope, gotta draw Metta being the best worst friend ever! (j/k I feel like he means well, he’s just. really bad at not being hugely self-absorbed. plus you gotta get those ratings, darling)
leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L. “[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses.
thepsychoticfuckingbiotic: iswearimnotnaked: ben-c: iswearimnotnaked: i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy ok but did he deliver of course OH MY GOD
lilliphus: rifa: thedreamscaperer: honestly, imagine your otp Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing Oh my god
tmi but I’ve been on my period for 13 days because of nexplanon and I may soon die from blood loss goodbye world
but i love me some candy
Love fucks you up like an evil angel, You so cool, cool as ice, But playboy you tell fucking lies.
OH MY GOD THIS OH MY GOD THIS OH MY GOD THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. /: sorry. BUT THIS OH MY GOD. i am the blue I AM THE BLUE. THIS!!!!
microtear: oh my god
hi friends have any of you ever had kidney infections?? I have been death the last few days - shaky, sicky, baaad terrible back pain like I’ve never had, little bit of stomach pain but oh my god I feel like I have to pee every minute and it is ow
oh my god im laughing so hard, ok so I was in a friend safari trying to see if i can catch any modest+anticipation female eevee with my gardevoirand i wasn’t really paying attention to the screen (i only look down if i hear eevee’s cry) but i heard
yarrayora: Cole’s VA is as precious as Cole himself UGHHHHH my boyfriend doesn’t like Cole and he’s a bit odd but OH MY GOD JAMES NORTON 😩 now I have to pick him for everything because I’m just gonna imagine James Norton’s
oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone
jen-iii:Cover art for hanasaku-shijin‘s awesome fanfic Sanguine Syrup (Linky—->http://hanasaku-shijin.tumblr.com/post/113558183617/sanguine-syrup)Please everyone go read this because Oh my god
witchstock: I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger
ask-bhaalspawn: I mentioned it a few times before, but god dammit this is going to stick out in my memory for a while. Toward the end of Frozen when Elsa and Anna have a rather touching moment (which I won’t spoil for those wondering just what the
equalistmako: equalistmako: i thought mako was developing a sass problem because he wont stop putting his hands on his god dang hips but then i looked it up and apparently
![leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L. “[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/981344ebfcdc753f11b27fd1ac080d3e/6f840910826ede5d-d1/s512x512u_c1/5d8665903d42a8f6d5f940aa599a43d4534bed8e.jpg)
