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h3uglyass:bethanythebear:m-lissa:Guys! Domino’s is now offering this coupon- 50% off all pizzas when you order online! It’s not much, but if you’re always super tight on money like me and your cupboards are bare… You can get a small pizza for
gob-smack: I sprang a hairy chest when I was 15. I am Italiano, so I looked like a man as soon as I stopped looking like a boy. I was ashamed of it then, but now love it and want to show it off. My favourite part of my body
reijyo: reijyo: I WAS GONNA PUT ALL MY STRAPS ON BUT I GOT 4 oN AND NOW IT WEIGHS LIKE 3827 POUNDS B YE wtf I have like 20 more straps don’t talk to me
mistresss35: womenjackingoffmenslowly: How are you doin big boy? Feel like grabbing my ass now? What part of well I guess I could go out with you but you know I like Girls did you not understand? cocklockedslavehubby
frickyeah-attractivepeople: i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will
seouldramas: “Do I look like a spinster who used to be some idol group’s fan but now moved on to liking another pretty boy band?”
mauibeachboy: californiacocksucker: funnakedguys: Now that looks like some Special Ops ;) ruggerdan: (via thelockerroom, hommesauvage) (via ruggerdan) (via funnakedguys) Not to sure what’s happening here but I think I’ll probably like it. (via
Hi my name is Steve Rogers and I am an asshole. Now that I’m bigger, I like to jump on kitchen counters and eat leftovers and drink nasty dirty dishes water. I also like to jump on the counters to bring snacks to my accomplice, the dog. Besides
inevitableandy: jeaannguyen: Demi is so adorablez! Agreed. But she does look like a fucking guidette now. Big hair. Tan as fuck. Cleavage! Sparkles! I mean. If you put her and Sammie right next to each other, they kinda look alike. Lol. I like how
the-common-hours: screamopants: Re-blog if you like any of these bands! :) i used to always be like someone put iss in here but now they’re on aw
striders: once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the
confessionsofasizequeen: I took some shit for getting my tits done, but now I get to fuck men like Steve here with fucking HORSE cocks!! Looks like I got the last laugh ;)
girlchoking: A month ago I had plans to split Christmas between my two (ex) partners but now I’m spending it alone. Alone and drunk. Just like last year. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. I will get drink to that. Maybe you don’t
thequeenofthefoxes: I remember when I first got into achievement hunter and I was like “I’m never going to be able to tell these guys apart by their voices they sound the same.” but now if one of them even sniffles I’m like “That was Ray.”
temporalillustrator: charlesoberonn: Started from the bottom now we’re here this gives me so much inspiration, like my art rn is jailbreak style bad, but if hussies was like that and hes drawing homestuck! what does that mean for me. will i make
so I’m just like mildly frustrated with my relationship right now. it’s v hard to be understanding 24/7. it’s also v hard to be the only one willing to be romantic. it’s also hard having a partner who thinks romance is a joke.
the-maybe-dead-cats: I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours
It’s almost 2 am and I can’t sleep. I’m giving up for now and I’ll let myself sleep in so I can focus on class. I’ll try to normalize my sleep this weekend. Like I’m not wide awake, but I half feel like I could go to
annalaatikko: daskingu: I like bondage. I like TF2. They have nothing to do with each other. But now they do. Yes very good.
australiansanta: fraeuleinesche: australiansanta: I tried to peel this fucking banana and this ducking happened fuck If you squint at it it does look kinda like a sad duck ducking was an autocorrect mistake but now it doesn’t seem like such a bad
I feel like half of my problem in life is I never know what to eat.Like I’ll postpone eating for hours because idk what to haveShould I have my broccoli cheddar soup? Eggs? Make Chicken Salad? A Sandwich?! WHO KNOWS. BECAUSE I DON’T
thahalfrican: thahalfrican: Bruh this song make me so fuckin mad.. Like nigga if I had been Rudolph I woulda cut the whole squad off soon as santa signed me like yall wasn’t jingling w me in the gym but now all on my reindick sike fuck yall and ya
sissytherapy: you used to want girls with an ass like that, but now you want to have an ass like that :3
rukafais:My great labor is done and now I can finally rest.Technically I shouldn’t be shading reference sheets since it can confuse the colours but Ysbrand only has like five colours as is so like it’s fine, I’m using the whole palette.I am 100%
slaybey:“But now, I’m in my 30s and those children that grew up listening to me have grown up and I’ve always felt like, it was my responsibility to be aware of kids and their parents and all these generations and I’ve felt like it stifled me.
cynn-cynn: come on people its 2017 bastion has been easy to counter since after the first week. he’s super fucking weak now and he needed a buff because we was worthless.also yeah he can survive a pulse bomb but he only has like 15 hp left. thats like
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: revisiting book series from childhood is so weird when you’re significantly older than the protagonist. as an 8 year old kid i was like “wow he’s 13 thats so old and mature” but now im like…..what
kaijuno: I’ve been working on editing space images into “space porn”, specifically working with tilt shift. The photos were taken by Hubble but I processed and edited them into what they look like now. I emailed them to my old astro prof who thought
I’d like to teleport to approximately 7 days ago when my entire digest system didn’t completely hate me. Like yes I made a concoction so vile that I absolutely “deserve” this, but also, stop please.
carbonoid: Would anyone be up for another lineup collab :)?Like the Cheeto Train I started a couple of weeks ago (which ended up with so many Jaspers I couldn’t even keep track anymore @A@) I’d like to do another one, but now with 100% more angry
suiton00nsfwdrawings: Young Justice - Kid Flash X Robin #2 When i started this drawing i was in pain figuring out what it was going to look like XD i didn’t like how it was turning out, but now is one of my favorite CG sets i have ever done :3
the-maybe-dead-cats: I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours
therpist: plumblesbumbles: ununnilium: sushinfood: itsa-me-amelie: whats new pussycat!!!! video i did in like 2 hours for 413. its midnight now, and im tired, and ill regret this tomorrow, but i hope you like it. i thought it was funny. happy 413
ununnilium: sushinfood: itsa-me-amelie: whats new pussycat!!!! video i did in like 2 hours for 413. its midnight now, and im tired, and ill regret this tomorrow, but i hope you like it. i thought it was funny. happy 413 I needed this today. This
dxrrencriss: I’m not going to sit here and act like I was a huge fan of Cory because then I would be lying. But I really fucking liked him I thought he was awesome and I’m so sad he’s gone now.
mommyismyslave: love drinking my mommies milk like i used to but now only like it when my cock is grinding her pussy
soullesshusk: strangersatthemall: negacrow: nightmareloki: newvagabond: Omfg. OH MY GOD Well, that was unexpected. whAT EVEN IS GOING ON? ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like
And then like 4 days later I dyed it burgundy which turned out pretty dark, but cute enough. Since I’ve washed my hair pretty much every day since then because my hair is so short now and I sweat a lot at work, the color has faded fairly quickly,
Wow i spent like 2 days psyching myself up to go out tonight and managed to talk myself out of it in the space of five minutes. I guess i’ll be in with cheese on toast and Friends tonight then.
sissy-land: Look up at your superior, sissy. I told you to swallow every drop but a dirty slut like you always manages to make a mess out of himself. Now keep on sucking because this time you’ll be lapping it all up from the floor like a little bitch.
rainiswetter: An older pic of me from behind 😅… Ya know I never used to like my butt because I thought it was too big.. I still think it’s huge lol but now I love that about it. Things like #bodypositivity #effyourbeautystandards #bopo have definitely
strife-senpai: 57circlesofhell: I once tried to explain depression to someone as like if one day you gradually started to lose both your sense of taste and your ability to feel full. And you don’t know why, but now everything you eat tastes like mashed
babydreamgirl: minimist: Met Gala 2015 Candid Shots im not like thirsty or going out of my way to look for anything right now but it would be like really popping to have somebody look at me the way he’s looking at her
i dont care how lame this sounds but lego x box games are the shit. like the pirates of the carribean and star wars ones are amazing and now we have a lord of the rings one.
mslydiastilinski: But in small moments like this, Stiles Stilinski scares the shit out of me. Like you can totally tell that he’s willing to commit murder right about now. His lips are freaking curling into a snarl because he’s so pissed and his
staghubbyoflovlilucy:“Yes my lips have been around his huge cock, but I know you like that. I know you’ll also like to hear my pussy is full of his cum too, so now its your turn to fuck me”
drewwilsonphoto: she can’t bare to look at me now, but Jesus Christ it sounded like waves crashing on the beach when she would brush her hair.
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: reasons you should date me: i bake things and they taste good usually i will cuddle you always you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
