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amck44: mywifespadlock: I can’t wait to be stretched like that! At first I was like. No way but now I’m like again please
That “I just woke up and masturbated but now my tummy has cum all over it and I’m looking around for tissues and trying not to drip everywhere while I hold my shirt up with my armpits” look. Ya know, that one.
4nerdbabes: Velma I love Velma now. I use to watch Scooby Doo all the time as a kid but now it seems like anything that corrupts my youth is a huge turn on.
I remember when he first came to my house, he was so tiny. He couldn’t even run good with his long legs and paws, but now he runs like nothing. Before I used to be happy looking at him and remembering how Blue came into my life. Now I get sad and
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
relatedguy: This is an announcement: I could really use additonal cash right now, and so I’m inviting some commissions. I’m generally always open for them, but now I’m, like, super open. If anybody is interested, hit me up
I’m catching up on all post season spills on twitter and I’m like?? holy shitI don’t know what to believe is real or not but some of this stuff is starting to sound p legit considering how the show played out, I just want to write it down bc I don’t
I have only now just found out that “hard to make ends meat” is actually “meet”, like it’s difficult for the ends to meet. It’s like finding out “duck tape” is actually “duct” all over again
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
Bruh I’m having the most omo trash feelings kick in lol..Mom: there! I vacuumed AND steam cleaned your room, now your floors all clean! It’s much better!Me: thanks so much!! It looks and feel so much better in here I t’s so spacious!.. and neat..
Mannn I’m feeling out of it today I took a 4 hour nap out of no where and then took like 3 small 30 mins naps each after that and now it’s 10 pm and I’m still so sleepyyyy dozing off all around the house idk what’s going on but I’m exhausted
thanks for all the kind messages guys, i’m sorry i didn’t have time to respond to them yesterday but i’ll do my best todayyou’re so great and i love you a lot
So, I know McDonalds intended for this to be a nice, fresh, cross section of a tomato, but it looks more like three sets of vampire teeth, like, McDonalds you’ve got like a vampire gang symbol on your takeout bags
Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
Why are they switching the focus to Renee so late in the game? The show used to be about the white she-devil, aka Jourdan, but now Renee was like the main character. The editing on this cycle is a mess.
I was going through mitch’s jjba stuff and I was like “now why is m so distressed about santana?” but now that I finished part two, I’m also really distressed about santana. how did this weird pillar men family structure work?
I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
wendycorduroy: thearcticflame: Remember when Team Rocket was introduced like Ooh, so mysterious and dangerous. Such threats. But now it’s like NYEEEEEEHHH the best part is those screencaps take place within like, 40 episodes of each other tops
I’m disappointed that We Love Fine added messenger bags but do not have any SU messenger bags. There’s like 30 designs there but not one SU one? I totally would’ve bought one because I’m all about messenger bags. Fix this, We Love
so I was trying to make some gifs ‘cuz felt like it. But my photoshop kept crushing before I could save the thing I made and now I am at the adge of a break down and have rage quite everything. Ok photoshop/universe whatever, I quit r u happy
mens-rights-activia: hyrude: accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice
bigelsteine: Levi has to stand on his toes if he wants to kiss Mikasa but if she’s mad or just wants to tease him, she just has to face the other way
haileesteinfelds: I’ve always just been like a shiny, singing, 5-6-7-8, sexy-dance…sexy thing. But now it’s like, ‘OK … issa bop — but issa message. Issa bop but also has chunks of my soul in it. Here you go. Also, I cried 10 hundred times
bakwaaas: when I was younger, I used to think true love was tumultuous and intense. but now, I feel like real love is gentle. passionate in a soft, sweet way. not fireworks and drama, but a love that’s like coming home, the breeze on a still summer
Yall I went into venture bros hating pete & billy (esp the ship) but now I’m only on S3 and I’m in LOVE with them!!! Everytime they’re on screen im so happy…
Ive never been this terrified of someone like this….
bakwaaas:when I was younger, I used to think true love was tumultuous and intense. but now, I feel like real love is gentle. passionate in a soft, sweet way. not fireworks and drama, but a love that’s like coming home, the breeze on a still summer day.
h0llo: Having a lot of friends is overrated I like having a small core group that is super tight knit and down for anything
hurleyfucker: i also dont like this new update bc i cant prepare myself for long ass posts anymore like on the old style i could see all the block quotes and be like “hoo boy better strap in” but now its just like “fuck theres more”
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold it’s how to tell you’re an adult
sometimes I dont deserve darfin, im sad because finally he had a weekend off and it was supposed to be nice so we were gonna go on the date that ive been waiting for but now my stupid work that never schedules me put me on all weekend + monday (his only
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui
I wanna give advice and talk about life/relationships/sex/opinions because SOMETIMES IM IN THE MOOD FOR GIRL TALK BUT NOT SPECIFICALLY WITH ONLY GIRLS AND I HAVE NO ONE AND I LOVE GIVING ADVICE AND BEING A BIG SISTER BUT ALSO LIKE HEARING ABOUT OTHER
I’m tired of these weak ass folk. Done with this community. Ready to move to New York. Now.
I tried to communicate to a guy that I wanted to hang with him, but now I feel like I’ve bullied him into potentially hanging out….Now i feel like I should just be like “deuces yo!” Cuzzz I can’t tell if he actually would
my fever went down earlier from 100.6 to 100.1 but now its at 100.7, i honestly don’t feel too bad physically other than a bit of body aches but im like really motivated to work on some art but i probably should lay down instead LOL
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
when my mom was my age, i was in kindergarten.like i’ve been at the point where i existed already in my mom’s timeline but now it’s like okay at this age i was very self-aware and i now have full formed memories from this age.like i’ve entered
stereosymbioses: remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now
loveletter2you:fashion trend cycles used to last like 20 years and now they last like 3 months… tv shows used to get like 20+ episodes a season but now they get like 6 and its all released at once and then people forget about it like what are we headed
So, now I think I have a problem with the connection of my tablet itself because my tablet battery I just bought works, but its now not chargeing. My tablet itself works and everything, but now my new batterys dead and its not chargeing, no matter if
Jimminy Christmas, It’s raining really hard at my house right now..
ive never had a parfait for breakfast ever and today i made one cause my sister wants us to eat healthier foods n shit so yea it tastes good but now i dont know what to do with myself now
i drank caffeinated coffee and now i feel like DEATH AYYYYYY
i thought my inspo for monos was fading recently and i was like ‘oh ok its about time probably’ but now all of a sudden im feeling the mono feels again. help.
onesmolhurt: So this is something that’s been interesting to me for quite a while now, and I think it needs to be said once again. Likes are great, but if you really like an artist’s work, please consider reblogging it. No one sees your likes.
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
