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hotboyproblems: me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket? my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no
nicollekidman: nicollekidman: when ten holds out his hand and rose spits her gum into it with no hesitation so he can use it for the gadget he’s making…………………… casual intimacy is the spice of life tfw you’re telepathically bonded
Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.
obscuruslupa: sailorswayze: finals weeks is coming up and the only thing keeping me sane is binge watching quantum leap on netflix, i feel like somebody’s scott bakula loving middle aged mom haha but no really this show is killing meand also where
isthatwhatyoumint: accio-sirius: if i was a straight man i would be gay for zefron i fucking love zefron i am not joking or being ironic i just love him ALSO WHY DOES TAUTNER GET TO TOUCH HIS ASS AND I DON’T it’s cuz i’m not famous ISN’T IT
When I just want a fling women come out of nowhere wanting to marry me, but when I put myself out there for once looking for something serious I fall for the one woman who can toss me aside without thinking.
bestsexbombs: www.BestSexBombs.tumblr.com Probably The Best porn site in the world. Just kidding. But no, Really! Click the link to discover the sexiest things on the web! Turned on by thousands of people fantasizing about you? Submit your sexy pics
kokuryuu-shopping-service: DRAMAtical Murder New Products Gift + Good Smile Company {COMING SOON} More announcements will be made once we have more information about the following items. For the jack straps & the coin figures we will be accepting
okay but no aoba socks aren’t even piss yellow and 1, if your piss is that yellow pls get some fucking fluid in you, and 2, they’re like. banana.
*sees own reflection* i am a goddess tbh??? a god?????? i am eternal and nothing can stop me????? *almost falls down the stairs a minute later*
also friendly reminder that i’m problematic and everyone should unfollow me immediately (:
a-tribe-called-tress: thatsyawholethanghuh: a-tribe-called-tress: Depression can literally cause you to not want to do anything. Depression is not your fault. no really this is important. &then its like you get so hype when you have the energy
kaa-05n2: Crossover with Final Fantasy VIII. That was kinda weird idea, but I really wanted to make this one)
chaoticreindeer-blog: gittana: this is so cute This got amazing really quickly
lantisthepreyingmantis: I woke in the rain today. I’d been up in the sky, laid out in the crow’s nest with an empty bottle of rum like a limp noodle that was too big to stuff into a cup, and found I was drenched- not by rum as I expected, but with
beatlessoup: 1967
can-you-hear-the-fandoms-sing:imnotflirtingbytheway: aluox: I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue I literally feel disgust. What!?
decembuary: shout out to girls who never go to school wearing makeup and have messy hair and want to look nice but never really have the energy to because i dont see very many posts for them and i want them to know that im proud they were able to get
mattcameronsthighs: I don’t say this enough but I really fucking appreciate and have an infinite love for Eddie Vedder.
you-belong-among-wildflowers: “Growing up, a lot of my friends parents didn’t want me around their children because of my personality and the way I looked and dressed. They thought I was trash but I really was not a trashy person. It stemmed from
bopeep: u ever take a selfie where u look too hot in it like it doesnt even look like u so u dunno if u should post it bc its kinda fraudulent like u look like a 15/10 but ur really a 8/10 on good days
meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
sharkeisha: we need to talk about this cuz no really the walk was very it.
reenerneener: o no it seems that @punk-possum is gunna eat the me
taosnipple: beingdifferentisbest: rinmatsuokasfree: the-singular-experience: a-mock-turtle: federalists: are you really bisexual? Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course omg can I please? that sounds fun Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
hazelzbooty: Lol. But no really…. Leave it in. I like the load left in my kitty. ;)
wordsaremypassion: wonderland-weird: forever-pretty-awkward: If Disney movie titles were literal. Yeah, no seriously what is the last one…… The Black Cauldron. I thought it was creepy as hell when I was a kid. She’s Supposed to
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
religiousmom: that friend that you joke around with sexually but no really you actually want to fuck them
not tmi tuesday? it is fuckin’ now. my boobs may not be larger than life, but god damn it, they’re soft and fun to squeeze!
tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.” From Adora Svitak’s talk
bestsexbombs: hobart1240: www.BestSexBombs.tumblr.com Probably The Best porn site in the world. Just kidding. But no, Really! Click the link to discover the sexiest things on the web! Turned on by thousands of people fantasizing about you? Submit
singa61: moreaznrice: I’d like to introduce you to my husband. But no really, can he be mine? http://singa61.tumblr.com/
spent a nice day with my mama for my birthday. now we’re at a v nice Italian restaurant AND I DIDN’T GET CARDED UGH LIFE IS OVER jk but no really
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It’s my b-day! A close friend of mine got me a whole Serrano ham for my birthday (no really I’m just as shocked as you) and my family had gotten me some stuff to eat with it and I’m going to eat so much ham I’m gonna pass out,
griffins-unicorns:A new teaser for the season 5 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.Una nuova anteprima per la 5ta stagione di My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. vibrating cutie marks confirmed..!…But no, really, i am pretty excited for them
ehem, what the fuck? (But no, really, this is hillarious. I love The Onion xD)
Lalalalalalala…If you make me sads I’ll punch you in the faceeeeee.Lalalalalala…