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bigcopedipper: bigcopedipper: #Me Man I love my bed, but it looks so SMALL with me in it. It’s a queen-sized… You are a man of many hats. And of much sexiness…
Like Zac Efron but like 10x hotter
Literally none asked for the sequel of this lolokay, I lied, few ppl mentioned smth in the tags that they’d like Jasper to wear that dress
my 2 goals for my senior year:-jerk the girl i like off (bc shes never done it before)-survive--thats literally it
apelicano: So if Yancy stans are literal trash and Illinois stans are pure….what does that make us Capt. Magnum stans? Y’all need to scrub HARDER.
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND
literally-a-narwhale: bearbearbearbearbear: bearbearbearbearbear: i love when creators give anime characters actual lips!!! anime girls are so pretty with lips!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🖤
trainzelda: trainzelda:Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I meanLike those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad
alogically: cutting-cutting-cutting: avenue: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yeah but i’m scared
beyoncebeytwice: today in biology this kid who always asks really stupid questions raised his hand and everybody prepared to groan and yell at him for whatever dumb thing he was about to ask but he said “how come fat people aren’t as cute as fat
feminishblog: whydontihatemarrymyself: vajoochie: how do boys look good without makeup #you’re socialized to accept faults in our skin thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though One of the realest things i’ve ever read. I think
Literally (and I mean that in the actual definition of the word) the last thing to do to get or stay in my good graces is copy me. There is nothing that will stop me from being friends with you more than if I notice you suddenly taking an interest in
foulserpent:ive talked about this before but i Hate how a lot of the time you NEED to go to reddit to get accurate info on drug interactions with anything recreational/dangerous/potentially addictive bc like, so many health sites will just give this vague
fightforpride: clittyslickers: second-breakfast: can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER hagrid is my favorite person AW
samvasnormandy: I called out someone for using the anti roma slur everyone I know seems to love and their drag queen friend turned round, smirked at me and said “but literally only you care :)” and I just wanted to punch them Why didn’t you
ponpongaygay:lets get one thing straight here i may be a weeb on this site but u bet ya ass i dont go running around screaming about anime in public
WHEN U TRYING TO FC BUT THEN U FUCKING JUSTGOD DAMN IT
literally everyone but the shimadas are getting sth what is this injustice
wickedangels:hot girl summer but it’s me rewatching my favourite tv shows in my bed all day
igot7problemsandexois1:Yixing is now a main vocal, but he’s still a main dancer and I literally can’t handle anything right now
raeii: have u ever slept lookin like but in reality ur like
fckinstoned: don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world
treatme-eatme: I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker
oportunitas:It’s like i want to know, but i don’t want to ask you
ewokk: kissing is great but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
goddamnelsa: yeah okay sorry but when i saw the quote i couldn’t not think of usagi/mamoru(quote from parks and rec because usagi and andy are two peas in a pod)
touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took
blunthotmess: When I try to flirt with a girl but she thinks I’m just complimenting her
disneykin:ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were
*Acts innocent but is thinking about riding the fuck out of you*
basicmom: we all have our kinks but this is some next level shit
yruos: Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
She Tastes Like Heaven, But She Fucks Like Hell
exeggcute: straight people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: culturally outdated at best, downright offensive at worse gay people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: LITERALLY the height of
graystripe: graystripe: my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
Literally all my blocked posts on here are dicks.
itsjsilveira:somethingmissingthiswaycomes:missalsfromiram:This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.
gayharshnoise: no offense but i just saw a fundraiser for a dog to get chemo that got in a week but i know homeless trans women struggling to get enough to eat and gay kids running away from abuse and sex workers trying to evade police brutality
idolomantises:idolomantises:I was watching Komi San with my sibling a few months ago and I’m surprised nobody ever talks about a character who’s running gag is that she’s chubby and everyone calls her fat but she looks like this:It reminds me of
jackwynand: it’s so weirdly common to be rude to people who need subtitles or want subtitles as if it’s some kind of nuisance to have subtitles, but honestly? normalize having subtitles on everything. overall it can help people with language barriers
studiotrigger: cute girls the anime but nothing happens produced by kyoto animation
gwennovynne:who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t
emoij: When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
thedisneyfan: thedisneyfan: i feel like everyone has that one dead meme they’re still attached to tbh like that /one/ meme everyone else is over and nobody finds that funny anymore but you haven’t let go of guys reblog and tag your favorite dead
Okay but literally same. The little cottage out of Matilda…
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
dumbgay: i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker
suppdel: do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them. All the time… :’(
the-freckled-feminist: writingjenna: hermionxjean: 56blogsstillcrazy: Black women something amazing Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she
darnni: I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
literal daddy, look at this picture of him and his son!!
meadowkitten: hello would u mind holding this it’s my hand but don’t worry I’ll hold yours too and maybe even give you some small potted plants
caribbeanheaux:sunzolo: I try really hard to not be pressed about celebrities, but I want all of them to get snatched. Their legacy revolves around being professional gold diggers (I fuck with that, believe me) so how the fuck you gonna shame Amber???
bpdcasual: *gets not enough attention* I’m so sad I am disliked I am nobody :( *gets lots of attention* I love this I need this but what if everyone gets tired of me because I am so needy and what if I am being Manipulative
been talking to a guy who is cute as heck but he is an ardent fan of all sports teams boston and that, of course, is a struggle
but literally this is me
At school breaks everyone is talking to one another, but I’m making headcanons about lesbian space rocks instead
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
sweetcheeksaremadeofthese: trai-all: shadowkat678: frustratedwaffle: shisno: supercrooks: We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and
