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meowsatan: chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise You’re blind and everything’s a surprise
mitchahoy: I like the idea of two people spending forever together.
narwhalsarefalling: narwhalsarefalling: narwhalsarefalling: some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like
ratliker1917: peteseeger: ratliker1917: the american election cycle is the worst because i keep getting reminded that wealthy women who think feminism is hillary clinton and kamala harris aren’t just a silly rhetorical strawman but like an actual
spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! - you know what they say, it takes a bushel of
that moment when you actually get an idea to draw something, but nothing is in the right proportions
Fuck everyone who fucked me over. Everyone who hurt me. Everyone who made this semester SHIT and made me cry and have panic attacks and forced me into therapy. But thank you to all of those who supported me. Who loved me. Who helped me make it through
audrotas: but i actually like u
onezia: he was fascinating, seriously i couldn’t take off my eyes of him and when he smoked oh lord. sorry it’s kinda blurry but i actually like it this way don’t change the source please
clarkesquad: the first american woman in space was a lesbian……… this sounds like such a shitpost buts its actually real i love history
avantblargh: berlin1991: imreallycoolandfriendly: Y’all are reblogging this laughing at it but like. This shit is so creepy I hate men fuck all of you WHAT THE ACTUAL
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:This is billed as satire but like people in the Capitol would actually do this?!
kenziexdallas: Brian with a Beardokay ngl he looks pretty good with a beard but he actually looks like Jesus so it makes me pretty uncomfortable that im calling Jesus attractive?
hilarydank: *sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
prideinpassion: imperviest: prideinpassion:Why did this make me so wet? Actual pretty lesbians in porn? Amazing Ok, thanks for calling me pretty? But like, what makes you think I’m a lesbian?
dannymcgee: Sweet jeebus, just look at the texture on these things. I know this isn’t in game quality, but these actually look like photo realistic plastic children’s cars.
kinkiepie: blighght: The difference between cat people and dog people, as explained by Tumblr. yeah seriously.
silver-tongues-blog: anakintrashblog: no but this actually makes me laugh so hard?? like can you imagine?? Lightsabers just… aren’t naturally “vrrrsh” enough for me when you swing them. that’s why I add the noise. That’s why I add the
volkswagonblues: radiantvii: anakintrashblog: no but this actually makes me laugh so hard?? like can you imagine?? I need to add this here really quick: you guys have to see this
cleeart: A character I named Karin based on The Crane Wife, she purposefully lures in men to see her true form. There’s a lot of stories about shapeshifting women who marry men, like the yuki onna or kitsune, but the actual story of the crane wife
angelrin89: radiantvii: anakintrashblog: no but this actually makes me laugh so hard?? like can you imagine?? I need to add this here really quick: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
clarste: ciryes: 80sanime: dingdongyouarewrong: concept: anime catgirls but instead of being weird hypersubmissive fantasies created by horny dudes they behave like actual cats and just do whatever they want, give zero fucks about anyone else, and eat
filipfatalattractionrblog:liluglydudefromdetroit:So play like a noob? got it You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re
No but who actually like Adam Sandler. I don’t know a single person who does.
spacepsychologist: radiantvii: anakintrashblog: no but this actually makes me laugh so hard?? like can you imagine?? I need to add this here really quick: I’m surprised everyone didn’t do this though??!?!
steven-universe-official: steven-universe-official: People like to pretend the “go outside” line is just an easy way to brush off idiots but it actually works. I’ve been upset over dumb internet shit before - then I go hang out or go to uni or
hufflepuffperalta:Looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll
daisenseiben: siryouarebeingmocked: unaffiliatedpangolin: yourownpetard: How many fairy tales are there were a prince rescues a princess? I feel like it’s a trope that we all think is overused but seldom actually see. The real overused trope is
mysteryseeker: severalowls: maestropear: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: Alexa can
nyambien:i cant find the actual post rn but lets rb this and say someting nice abt the person u rbed it from in the notes
bixbythemartian:transgentleman-luke:adiscodancingalien: linkedsoul: nooonbinaryyyy: nooonbinaryyyy: yeah sure say fuck you to jk rowling but dont forget to like. actually support trans women. Donate to the Trans Women of Colour Coalition Stop using
bagofbonesmp3:this marvel krakoa ad is kinda funny actually
djmobwife: The soul suck is so real and I wish more people were honest about the fact that most of our depression and mental illness isn’t an individual ailment but a collective stare down of a future that seems increasingly pointless… Like actually
ponkuno: Final Fantasy 15 (Kingsglaive) - Nyx UlricNyx acts like he hates modeling for me, but in actuality he is a total natural. he is also a good drinking buddy.
txonta: everyone’s saying how cowardly it was of Lars to run and hide while he should have tried to defend Sadie in the last episode, but I actually thought that it was super realistic?? like honestly come on, he’s a teenager who, unlike Connie or
impossiblejellyfishfart: scotty-summers: scotty-summers: hate it when comic artists draw boobs like this bad. I thought this was a shit post. But NOPE ACTUAL BANANA TITS
yiprincessart: Okay, but like, what if your fox weapon was based off what you can actually play? What if that instrument is a tuba?Tag yourself I’m a saxophone-
hipsterhemming: this is michael gordon clifford. the boy that looks like he would be a total jock douche, but is actually the sweetest, cutest, little kitten ever. i love michael clifford a lot.
radiantvii: anakintrashblog: no but this actually makes me laugh so hard?? like can you imagine?? I need to add this here really quick:
candlefly: Actually something I think is really tragic about Steven Universe is that when Rose Quartz is talking to Steven over video she says “you’re going to be a human being” and that is the greatest gift she can give him, but he doesn’t get
childrentalking: artemispanthar: I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders
marsbride007: attackonstudying: This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy. omfg So beAutiful Wait Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star,
handsomefuckingjack: rectaljustice: overwatchtemp: The overwatch crew just made something adorable Like I’m an actual fucking artist and so are a million god damn other people on the planet and the person being recognize for their art by a game
formaldejekyll: Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p fucking effective and voila tampons thanks
thatfableprincess: ohmygil: formaldejekyll: Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p effective and
The only person in the entire world who talks to me like I might actually mean something. If he doesn’t love me then why would he turn something so meaningless and playful into something so deep and weighty and sweet.
troyesivan: i joke about being addicted to the internet all the time but it actually brings me so much happiness, entertainment and makes it harder to feel lonely so like yeah no shit im on it all the time
hilarydank:*sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
marblellous: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:
I’ve been asked to do translations for a national french newspaper. This is v. good, it might mean i’m going to start making a (albeit tiny) bit of money for doing something interesting/that i like.
hiddlesaber: That moment when your dad wraps one of you gifts to look like a shovel but its actually a picture of Loki thats signed by Tom Hiddleston. P.S. I really was crying into the floor in that 4th picture.
15 Facts That Sound Like Lies But Are Actually True
afrojabi: crybaby2k15:*waits for tyga to get dragged considering he’s the actual problem here* They both the problem, him more so because he is older and should know better but like also their families are just allowing them to do this??? No parental
zacarialee: Smile, but i actually kinda feel like dying~~~
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: 8ddict: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: captainlordauditor: some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes I will face God and walk backwards into Hell “I’ll
kangaya: do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
stoned-levi: worldfullofcosplay: cosplayer: Ryu Lain this isn’t cosplay this is just the actual levi accidentally modeling
cierin: did you ever read such a smutty fic that you were like ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m fucking going to hell
sleepylovves: I was just messing around with different angles and stuff tonight. Wasn’t going to post anything, but I actually really liked how this one turned out.
