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It wasn’t nice of me to say, but it was true: my older sister was a complete idiot. I told her that it would keep her big tits nice and perky if she exercised them on my cock once a day. Nobody but my busty bimbo sister would believe a line like
(M) Holy shit, this isn’t true for SOME people, but can be true for most. I myself went through a period where every day absolutely sucked, and I mean for about 5 years. I was just angry. I blamed the wrong things for what happened. I thought
true-pain: I’m proud of us.
tsarcasm: This is funny but the bitter comments people have added to it are a lot funnier.
bustysister: It wasn’t nice of me to say, but it was true: my older sister was a complete idiot. I told her that it would keep her big tits nice and perky if she exercised them on my cock once a day. Nobody but my busty bimbo sister would believe a
transnebula: after a single pale rose everyone’s first thought was “I cant believe greg fucked a diamond” but what you fools fail to point out is that PEARL FUCKED A DIAMOND FIRST
True friends are so different from eachother.. but like you for your blobby, imperfect little self ^^
mmmmmmlala:Brainwashing is good for you, it’s less known but it’s true. It makes you leak for a reason, it feels so good to be empty, mindless, blank.Brainwashing is good for you. Master’s like me make subby pups like you obey. Just drool cute dolly,
malikmydick:i’m not always horny but i kinda am tho
lemon-optimizer: svtfoeheadcanons: skleero: A totally theoretical Butterfly Family Tree, based on the episode “Into The Wand”. It’s all pure speculation of course. WELP right where it belongs hey! I worked hard on that!D:<
beetledrink:jewishbookwyrm:myidiocyiscontagious:beetledrink:beetledrink:beetledrink:i briefly thought about making a three way venn diagram of fictional couples where i am attracted to both parties but were not ready for it and you will hate itwait i’ll
youngblackandvegan: chillogicalparadox: watermelioness:social-cap1tal: Fun fact: There is no scarcity of food, water, or housing. It’s just distributed excessively to certain people. I beg to differ but okay… Nah, it’s true. Just off some quick
thefrenchguidoune: The tears of a woman are hidden within As she moves from one to the next, her spirit grows thin And when she falls in love with one, it’s hard but it’s true But it’s oh so much harder when that man is you I got lost on the
krystal-tsuki: I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK. I COULDN’T LITERALLY BREATHE. I WATCHED THE JAP EP AND I JUST CRIED CRIED AND CRIED. BECAUSE I COULDNT BELIEVE IT WAS TRUE.OK A KISS, OK HUGS, OK BEING PERFECT BOYFRIENDS, BUT FUUUCK .. THIS IS A RING EXCHANGE?!?
Listening to a podcast that’s taking about a mysterious “anything goes” horror haunt by a man who’s alleged to just be a complete sadist – but the only entrance fee is a donation to a dog rescue, and I –
moochusrex: frodosbagend replied to your post: I just realised that the look on claires face… go the fuck away who the fuck makes a post about that rude fucker BUT IT IS TRUE. IT IS SO TRUE. IT HURTS SO MUCH.
servbot42:Tfw you go to show your friend a video but it’s not as funny as you remember
futuristicghost: cyberpunk 2077 but it’s a newgrounds flash game from 2007
poolnareff: Favorite JJBA moments: “We may have been two people in one, I even feel a bizarre friendship… and now our destinies have also become one." (Phantom Blood)
aprillikesthings:silentwalrus1: elidyce: pleasedontsqueezetheshhh: notentirely: no idea if this is true, but it feels true I heard an interview, can’t remember the psychologist, but he was explaining this idea and encouraging people to stop and
this is a true story
nintendofunclub: volvata: these kinds of people should be turned into fertilizer♪♪♪ that’s fucking awful jesus christ. It’s extremely illegal to make false claims to CPS, which this would be even if she thought it were true. I’m
Hey y'all! I know I haven’t been active on here lately (been busy but I’m gonna try and be around more) but I thought you guys might like to know that my sister had her baby and I’m now officially an auntcle*!
schizophrenicrainbowgirl: wandererofgallifrey: marauders4evr: It’s funny. It was just a little blue box. But it was so much bigger on the inside. … oh my god It’s funny, but it’s true. *.*
*reblogs from the source because you thought your comment was funny but it wasn’t*
igotdajuuga: nock-out:Gem This is funny but it’s not
My blog is by no means anti white but it is undoubtedly pro black ✊🏾
she-does-it-well: cleophatracominatya: poehlersvortex: What is happening *side eye* The hell is this A lot of upper-crust white folks look at people who wave the confederate flag as low-class trash and so they more so care about upsetting them,
laughatthebullshitt: gregwuzhere: ambitiousfashionstudent: kingofhispaniola: kairo-koutureee: trilloffdabluff: Every nigga in the world hates this 😭 😩😩💀 Cuz we feel violated when this happens Lmfao me Yeah, but we do it. But we lowkey
virid-escent: Men always get offended cuz I think cum is gross and I would never swallow but it’s like yall wouldn’t swallow your own cum. I know what my pussy tastes like
milliondollarnigga: kingjaffejoffer: Everybody on here got a secret porn blog but hate when porn blogs follow them everybody a hypocrite
balladofabroodyblackgirl: Tbh, everyone keeps talking about how Skai is 14, but it’s actually not that surprising. Black girls learn their clapback game early. We have to. Someone is always trying to come for us. I’ve seen grown people get their
True coolness is fencing with a Robin Hood cat toy tied to your sword.
mancandykings:“So all of this is terrific, but at the end of the day, they haven’t made my life as satisfying as my kids and stuff. I know how clichéd that sounds, but it is true, and it’s kind of where I’ve ended up. It’s my job, and then
erens-jaeger-bombs: tbh I think that Mikasa’s relationship with Levi is probably the most well-developed relationship Mikasa has with anyone. Not to say it’s the strongest relationship she has, obviously, but it’s the one that’s gone through
fuckyeahrussianoverlords: I keep thinking about this man. It is one thing to advance your sport or be renown for your talent on a global scale. It’s another to be an Olympic medalist.But it cannot be understated how important he was for the creation
nexusbeing: the scarlet witch is the only thing that will scare them. she’s the only thing they’ll respect. i know you don’t want to hear it, but it’s true – they hate and blame her for so much…but they’re also afraid of her. heavily inspired
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"
hrm00: okay hi it’s me againso i’m tryin to get to Philly!! On october 1st (or like anytime lol) but October is the goal because Atlanta has nothing to offer me anymore and i feel like i may be losing my mind i know that dramatic but it’s true
disneykin:ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were
chubby-aphrodite:hawthorn-and-ivy:Fave science meme. I can’t remember where I got it from but it made me laugh again today so resharing. STEP 3: WRITE IT DOWN
kamala-laxman: “Souls do not have calendars or clocks, nor do they understand the notion of time or distance. They only know it feels right to be with one another.” ― Lang Leav,” —
13 Realistic & Relatable Comics Capture How Difficult It Is Being a Girl In Summer
prettyxlittlexbaby: papas-little-bugaboo: babyskittlebug: AAHH Look what came in the mail today!!! :D When I found the deal, it sounded too good to be true, but it was true and I’m so happy! The pacifiers are the larger NUK 6 paci’s with silicone
It’s so weird how one little thing can affect something else that isn’t exactly related. The only way they’re related is how they can affect one another— they’re interconnected. It’s like being with a friend, and listening to a real good tune,
OH MY GOD I WAS THINKING THIS LAST NIGHT BUT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A DUMB IDEA BUT IT CAME TRUE OMG IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
hinoneko:I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere. Like, obviously Pokemon is still
lookingforshadows:alice-rabbit:eyebrowgod:eyebrowgod:a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselvesThere is nothing to defend#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation
gothicprep: no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
(I was sending an ask but I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT YOUR ART AND I WANTED TO TL;DR AT YOU ABOUT IT SO SUBMISSION IT IS.) Your lighting is def my favourite thing about your art - and I know you’ve heard this 10,000 times but it’s true. You’ve
justinftjake: flowers-mist: dreams-that-lie: siryouarebeingjudged: jetgreguar: queenston: omfg served hard damn son Hate him all you want but when you’re right, you’re right. I hate to admit it, but it’s true tho hate him if you want but
upworthy: It’s One Of The Craziest Internet Rumors About Guns. And As It Turns Out, It’s True. It’s a fact so jaw-dropping it’s unbelievable — people thought it was a crazy Internet rumor until Politifact verified it. But it’s true: More
