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I am painting and that has nothing to do with this overdue PSA I must make: comics, you can talk about being super poor in your first TV/Netflix special, but if you do it in every special you eventually lose me forever. All of me. Even the armpits. You&rs
Please admit if you don’t get it, but if you do get it, please sing along… malkatz: It takes a minute. But then you get it.
soltianxxx: Finally, the last of my three anon sketch requests! I’ll do a text post with all the others soon for my own indulgent reference ~ Anon wrote me: Not sure if you watch that swimming anime called Free but if you do, a sexy sexy threesome
takasquid: This is from ME! ME! ME!..I don’t know if you know me me me but if you do, here’s a gif that I think hasnt been done yet but well you never know.Did this myself Nice, but it’s been done before
humiliateddarling: “If you don’t cum, we’ll just let you blow us. But if you do, you’re blowing us, we’re going to fuck your ass, and finish in your cunt."
that feel when you want to see certain artists do su nsfw of favorite character (COUGHLAPISCOUGH) just to see how it’d look but you know it’ll likely never happen unless it’s paid for and even then that’s not a likely guarantee if said artist
Heya everyone. Some of you might’ve noticed that in the top of the blog there’s a new link (that is, if you checked out the blog in the last 45 seconds)! I’ve had a few of you asking me to open up a Patreon- but I felt that wouldn’t be fair since
Well, I’m finally deciding to do payed commissions. Here’s all the info. Prices are in Canadian dollars. I’m still doing requests too. Basically, if you have a vague idea you want me to draw, that would be better suited for a request, but if you
'You only live once, but if you do it right, once
omorashiitake-mushroom: Look, I’m all for pissing yourself or on the floor but if you do it on public places where someone else has to do the cleanup, I’m gonna judge you.
Hey if you sent me an ask for the OC meme it will def be answered :D If I have the time/energy/aren’t feeling too perfectionistic, I’ll write a ficlet, but it may take a couple days. It’s cuz I care about my OCs a lot and I am slow :)
Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore
kaseysellingseashells: queerwashing: if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
rmwp: sumrallmind: sumrallmind: I’m sorry but this is a negative? Reblog if you show up, tell people that you’re gay, and nothing else. thats just what gays do
“There is nothing in this life that can destroy you but yourself. Bad things happen to everyone, but when they do, you can’t just fall apart and die. You have to fight back. If you don’t, you’re the one who loses in the end. But if you do keep
hentaiyarou: Audio requests I’m sitting on (thought I should acknowledge them since some are kind of old. So sorry if you’re one of the people who asked for something loud ages ago. It’s simply not possible to feel safe being noisy in a college
If a man hits me though, that’s a whole nother story, I’ll put that fucker in traction. But I also believe no one has the right to put their hands on anyone. But if you do, you should be at the very least prepared for retaliation.
yogaboi: So I got these for Christmas but I’m not sure if I should put them in my room or my bathroom oh by the way I know the artist is from here yeah I did not draw these okay but if you see this I don’t know you probably won’t but if you do
I find that it helps to take showers later in the day on off days :v If you do it right after waking up, it feels forced, like you’re getting ready to go DO stuff. But if you do it in the evening, for example, it’s more like relaxing.
edating: (◕︵◕) i wanna meet my internet friends (◕︵◕)
hvit-ravn: ‘kili? what the- what are you doing in my bed?!’ ‘nothing..’ ‘it’s because you had a nightmares again?’ ‘n-no!’ ‘it’s okay now. if you-‘ ‘i said-‘ ‘i know what you said. but i want to tell you that you can sleep
ask-reinerb: uchuu-kyojin: Source Description: Living in a eventless peaceful world, I made this to see them enjoy the same life all the feels WHY THIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
jimmymundell replied to your photo “this is my “why do I live in the northeast if I hate snow?” face” I hope everyone up there is okay like I’m in MN but if you’re not used to huge amounts of snow it’s gonna be a nightmare. I
wifeschastityslave: If your good, I just might unlock you and Might let you fuck me, Might even let you cum on my tits, Oh but if you do… your job is to clean it all upWith your tongue 👅
oh btw, don’t know if anyone who follows me watches Steven Universe (BUT YOU TOTALLY SHOULD BECAUSE ITS GREAT) but if you do and haven’t watched the new episode DO NOT GO INTO THE TAG
cisphobicqueer: sick1y: IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot.
pearlappreciationblog: Healthy reminder that: TODAY! Is Coach Steven, and I will not give any spoilers, but if you have not seen it, please do right away. It’s a great Pearl episode. Really really good Pearl episode. It’s not the uh,…happiest time
fangirlingstamper: artemispanthar: incidentally, do not google “harvestman” if you are afraid of spiders because they are terrifying. Especially do not google “harvestman cluster”. Don’t. Don’t do it. DO NOT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk0_ui0KTNg
If you’re ever out with me at like a store or whatever and we pass a display of scented candles you’re gonna lose me for, like, 5 minutes while I go smell all of them even though I never actually buy candles.
bipolarstarscream: letting y’all know because i know some people get a lot of anxiety over this, if i ever message you using the new IM feature i do not expect an immediate response, even if you are online. i often IM people because it’s convenient
closettherapist: trillgamesh: firefoxshawty: andrusi: weeaboobs: senpaitheking: That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna
midgar-crossing: So..I got some extra bells and want to share them with animal crossing fandom :3 Prize:- 1,000,000 Bells- 5 Fortune Cookies- 4 Full Baskets of Fruit Rules:- You don’t need to follow me, but if you do it will be appreciated! =) ( and
kelpls: I DON”T KNOW WHAT IM DOING SWEATS ALOT here’s the first part for anyone who’s interested! ALSO maybe it’s just me but I think it flows better this way?? BUT if you don’t want me to post in this format where it’sSO LONG JUST LET
attackthellama: burn-it-down-28: msh30: team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit team i cant do either but i have to
hugmilk: OK GUYS I’M DOING A GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!! I’M GIVING AWAY THIS AWESOME ATTACK ON TITAN BAG RULES : Like and Reblog as may times as you want No giveaway blogs please(i will check) You dont have to be following me but if you do that would be real
britteryikes: alexbelvocal: blackgiornogiovanna: alexbelvocal: blackgiornogiovanna: fluffgawd: queen-ciara: Y’all the past 2 yrs: Ciara: #LevelUp Y’all now: Like did y’all wanna know or not? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
saucymerbabe: Saucy Art Giveaway! Rules are pretty straight forward; Like/Reblogs both count as separate entries - you can reblog as many times as you’d like. You do not have to follow me to win but if you do happen to follow me before April 3rd AND
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” -Mae West.
kierongillen: carriagelamp:dearnonacepeople:So let me get this straight, in Monopoly if you give one player more money to start out it’s “unfair” but if you do it in real life it’s “capitalism”? You know what, I’m going to tell you guys
gorgone-kinbaku: Good morning, Love. — Then the LORD said to Cain, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires
bookmad: flourelle: books-and-cookies: duckduckbooks: little reminder: don’t let anyone make you feel bad if you write/highlight in YOUR books. if that’s what you like to do- do it. Or if you dog-ear them. They are your books. but if you do
melungeoninthedungeon:cowboy:I’ve never retweeted something quicker in my lifePretty much. If you transition slowly, people call you a trender and they question your validity, but if you do it quickly you’re a bad influence onto other people
lovemedonlothario:lovemedonlothario:i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that
soul-angelos: Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other.
cicistories: You can’t tell, but there’s a hidden zipper for the ass too, if any of her friends feel like making you their property too they’ll have every opportunity as you stand with your hands and chest pressed against the wall. But if you do
femsubdenial: lightningbugjune: cumctrl: This jumps right in, with edging and making you wait and stuff. It’s just text, but if you do as it says, well, let me know if you enjoy it. I can’t actually do this, given what my challenge for May is.
ivyaura: men are so weird like they put you into this box without even knowing you and if you dont fit into it they get so irrationally pissed off, but if you do happen to fit into it you have to pass so many weird tests to ensure you’re not faking
vixen-dollxx: la-diablareina: ivyaura: men are so weird like they put you into this box without even knowing you and if you dont fit into it they get so irrationally pissed off, but if you do happen to fit into it you have to pass so many weird tests
lastlips: misscherry: beloved-rose: Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read. THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service
mikalelikesumbreons: Alright guys, GIVEAWAY TIME! I’m giving away 30 shiny KALOS pokemon. There will be 5 winners of 6 pokemon each. In order to do this giveaway to can only like and reblog ONCE. You do not have to be following me, but if you do there
dontrustanaries:in a friendship you have 0 excuse for not having good communication , I know its not easy for everyone but if you undestand its the most pure kind of love you gonna find in this life , why would you want to kill it by not trying your best
man i hate people on pokemon showdown, if you’re losing then they make fun of you and pm you to harass you about your loss, but if you DO win they also harass you cause they’re sore losers
mylittleguiltypleasure: sinfulyearning: Standing on your tiptoes for that chance to feel my lips on yours. I would so love this. Sometimes I wish I was shorter. Not that height is that big of a deal, but if you happen to be extra tall like 6’3”+
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” ♦ Mae West♦ © pic S.F. aka Wasn’t Me….
Uhhh you guys, could you NOT reblog that reposted art post? It’s just giving them undeserved notes, like, if you just like the art then you can go reblog the original post I linked to..
tamiiland: Yes, I suck. Why do you ask? … Something tells me that her left hand is doing some serious upper-butt papping. Bro, this is for you. Sorry I’m always so busy, but don’t stop loving me ‘cause, if you do, I’m gonna get all whiny
asecretawaits: asecretawaits: I’m not looking for a Dom, but I want you to dominate me I’m not looking for daddy, but if you do it just right that’s what I’ll call you. I’m not looking for perfection, but you and I can be it together. I’m
I have a lot of feelings about people who are completely and entirely able to constantly stay hydrated with clean, fresh drinking water, but choose not to. There are SO many people in the world who have literally no access to clean drinking water and
